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jhe1950 said:
A note fer INS, inquiring minds in the Waller wants ta' know how yer date went last night? Seems Effram's a might concerned ya' might ha' been beat up and are lying all curled up in whatever y'all over there thinks passes fer a gutter. So if'n ya's alive 'n well hows about droppin' us here a line...oh and good mornin' Ms IN an' you too Ms Wangs....
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Don't worry I survived! Once again Wings was right on target with her thoughts on girls who say "I'm not the sort of girl who...." ;)
 
ItNeverSets said:
Wisconsin? The Cheese State! Some would say how suitable... Not me though! :D
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Ahem, listen here sexy Brit-man, I was BORN in Wisconsin, if you must know. *evil grin*


*edit* Darling, darling, darling, when will you learn that Wings is almost always right?
 
suelove58 said:
Can I have a limerick too - pretty please, smiling coyly?
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Welcome Sue. Hmm....I dunno anything about you and I only write what I do know. But since you asked nicely *glares at IN* here goes nothing,

When I came online I got an order,
It was IN of course to make sure I welcome another,
She said you were worried,
So this is rather hurried,
But I hope you enjoy and stay around longer.
 
ItNeverSets said:
Don't worry I survived! Once again Wings was right on target with her thoughts on girls who say "I'm not the sort of girl who...." ;)
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Well as'n one of our favorite Waller heros Teddy Roosevelt might say..."Bully fer you, son" and hot dang does done look liken' Disco Denny owes us all a buck each, what him sayin' ya' can't do it an all....
 
suelove58 said:
Hello John - nice to meet you my good man.

Well, it is almost 11pm here, yesterday at this time it would have been midnight. Not sure how many people would have used that extra hour in bed to sleep this morning. :D
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Hi Sue! At last someone in the same time zone! Unfortunatley I only got an hours sleep last night and I've been at work all day so I won't be my usual scintillating self this evening! I guess I'm too old now to be burning the candle at both ends! I'd best go find my slippers...;)
 
jhe1950 said:
Well as'n one of our favorite Waller heros Teddy Roosevelt might say..."Bully fer you, son" and hot dang does done look liken' Disco Denny owes us all a buck each, what him sayin' ya' can't do it an all....
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He sure does owe you a buck! Everything was in full working order! Yay! :D
 
Oh and IN says hi to everyone. Unfortunately her school doesn't believe in complete overall education, so she can't logon herself. But she tells me that she teaches the kids after school about all the smut we do here. Way to stand up to the man IN. Keep it up !
 
Jekyll87 said:
IN you owe me too . You lost too along with DD. Remember you betted against INS being in full working order ? Turns out it was just with you ! :D
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no here baby it wasn't INS and me...It was YOU and me. INS certainly could get his drawbridge up with me...just ask him. Once again you go it wrong. I'll speak slowly for you. IT was you that couldn't get it up. *Oh no the smut alarm went off.*
 
Inrhapsody said:
no here baby it wasn't INS and me...It was YOU and me. INS certainly could get his drawbridge up with me...just ask him. Once again you go it wrong. I'll speak slowly for you. IT was you that couldn't get it up. *Oh no the smut alarm went off.*
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drawbridge...
*chuckle*
 
Inrhapsody said:
no here baby it wasn't INS and me...It was YOU and me. INS certainly could get his drawbridge up with me...just ask him. Once again you go it wrong. I'll speak slowly for you. IT was you that couldn't get it up. *Oh no the smut alarm went off.*
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Ahhh.. the drawbridge.... It's amazing how creative euphemisms can become when your every word has to pass through the very real SMUT alarm of the Arizona educational system! ;)
 
I wasn't around yesterday, so I'm catching up. You folks are so entertaining. :)
ItNeverSets said:
Don't worry I survived! Once again Wings was right on target with her thoughts on girls who say "I'm not the sort of girl who...." ;)
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Glad to hear your date(s) went so well
(by the way, I never bet a dime against you....)
Jekyll87 said:
Welcome Sue. Hmm....I dunno anything about you and I only write what I do know. But since you asked nicely *glares at IN* here goes nothing,

When I came online I got an order,
It was IN of course to make sure I welcome another,
She said you were worried,
So this is rather hurried,
But I hope you enjoy and stay around longer.
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Apparently, anyone can have a limmerick except moi :(
 
ItNeverSets said:
Ahhh.. the drawbridge.... It's amazing how creative euphemisms can become when your every word has to pass through the very real SMUT alarm of the Arizona educational system! ;)
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yes..but you still didn't disput the allegations that it was just me that the drawbridge didn't work for...
 
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ms_interpretation said:
I wasn't around yesterday, so I'm catching up. You folks are so entertaining. :)

Glad to hear your date(s) went so well
(by the way, I never bet a dime against you....)


Apparently, anyone can have a limmerick except moi :(
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Ok...this is the last one then....since I know these are stupid ..and most of all EA's going to be back soon( I hope)..He is the resident poet, and my stuff is so bad that I'm seriously considering going back to all the posts and editing it out before he gets back.:eek:

And also, my last one seems to have scared Sue off :D

So ms N&T, as per your request this one is for you,

She is ms new and tasty,
and I thought she wasn't a bit feisty,
But when I was tied to the bed,
and ravished till she was fed,
I realised she was rather nasty.
 
Wings27 said:
*sigh* I miss EA, I hope the tiger petting is going well.
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Don't worry, he'll be back in 5 days! Let's hope he got all the "petting" out of his system or he might just set off his own SMUT alarm! :D

He promised me a postcard, havn't seen one arrive yet... Has anybody else recieved one? :confused:
 
ItNeverSets said:
Don't worry, he'll be back in 5 days! Let's hope he got all the "petting" out of his system or he might just set off his own SMUT alarm! :D

He promised me a postcard, havn't seen one arrive yet... Has anybody else recieved one? :confused:
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Not me. And I'm nearest from Thailand. ( I think so. Gotta find that Atlas.)
Grr....
 
ItNeverSets said:
Don't worry, he'll be back in 5 days! Let's hope he got all the "petting" out of his system or he might just set off his own SMUT alarm! :D

He promised me a postcard, havn't seen one arrive yet... Has anybody else recieved one? :confused:
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Is it wrong that I perked at the smut alarm? :D
 
Jekyll87 said:
Wouldn't have expected anything less from you Fangs.

Did you notice I've been using that name in every post. But its still not catching on. :(
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I've kind of been calling myself that actually. So I do like it even if I protest. Kind of like rough sex, just because I make a noise doesn't mean I want you to stop. Whoops, set off the SMUT alarm.
 
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