Looking for that frisson again

[Wings27]

Ah....but she doesn't know yet that I'm chasing her. I told you I was shy. And it is entirely possible to resist me. You just have to see me drunk

Well then, keep us (or just me) updated on your progress. Now I'm intensely curious!

 

[Jekyll87]

Well then, keep us (or just me) updated on your progress. Now I'm intensely curious!

I can't possibly satisfy that curiosity. No progress will be made. Absolutely none at all. I have given off hints to her, but she refuses to see them. Or maybe has seen them and is just keeping poor old me in stasis. Either way I doubt anything will happen. And I'm not pushing it farther because she is one of my closest friends and I wouldn't want to get her all hyper and angry. And believe me, when she gets angry, I'm shaking in my boots.

 

[Wings27]

Ohhh, she sounds like a girl I would like! Nice choice at least. Although you know what they say...nothing ventured...

My husband once told me something so profound, I had to write it down. Of course I then turned around and tossed the paper away because I hate clutter. He said "Angel, don't give me hints, I won't understand, just tell it to me straight and you'll get what you want" Not really sure if this will apply in your case, but hints aren't often helpful.

 

[Jekyll87]

Ohhh, she sounds like a girl I would like! Nice choice at least. Although you know what they say...nothing ventured...

My husband once told me something so profound, I had to write it down. Of course I then turned around and tossed the paper away because I hate clutter. He said "Angel, don't give me hints, I won't understand, just tell it to me straight and you'll get what you want" Not really sure if this will apply in your case, but hints aren't often helpful.

Well I'm too shy to tell her openly, so hints will have to suffice. For now. At least until I see her responding in some way. And when I mean hints, i mean HINTS....like a huge neon sign, with lights flashing and a letter missing so that it actually reads HITS. But still I think that she got them all right. I respect her decision if she doesn't want to turn me down out right or doesn't wanna talk about it.

 

[ItNeverSets]

Another date n' even "slut" is more like music to my ears than "marriage" at this point, an' remember INS should we here marriage in the Holler we'll pitch in for a week on the Reeperbahn fer ya'.....

Well the good news is that I managed to avoid proposing marriage tonight (although my hand did twitch a few times towards the pocket where I keep my emergency engagement ring). Another date and another good time! Thats 2 out of 2! This just doesn't fit with my world view at all. For too long I have considered myself to be unattractive to the fairer sex (not saying that out of false modesty or to garner sympathy).

Maybe, just maybe there is a chance that I can be happy again without being married by Christmas.

I am just too tired to explain all the developments to y'all tonight so I will go through things tomorrow. The odd thing is that EA predicted all this happening... I wonder if he knows next weeks lottery numbers?

 

[Jekyll87]

Well done INS, on not getting down on one knee tonight. Ahh....but you aren't happy now then ?

EA, I need those numbers man. Badly. I need a Thai holiday too you know.

 

[ms_interpretation]

You good folks have been so hospitable, and my mama taught me to never visit anyone’s home empty handed. So, I come bearing gifts.

EA, I made you a sign to hang over the front door. Makes your place a little easier to find. And I couldn’t forget this. You’ll have to beat the girls off with a stick.

Should y'all get the munchies, everyone dig in. I made it myself.

INS, for you, my friend. It's no catalog, but the best I could do on short notice.

Jekyll, dollface, this is befitting of your status around here.

Ms. Wings and JHE, I dropped off some stuff over at Hog Waller for you.

And this is mine, but I’m willing to share.

 

[Jekyll87]

You good folks have been so hospitable, and my mama taught me to never visit anyone’s home empty handed. So, I come bearing gifts.

EA, I made you a sign to hang over the front door. Makes your place a little easier to find. And I couldn’t forget this. You’ll have to beat the girls off with a stick.

Should y'all get the munchies, everyone dig in. I made it myself.

INS, for you, my friend. It's no catalog, but the best I could do on short notice.

Jekyll, dollface, this is befitting of your status around here.

Ms. Wings and JHE, I dropped off some stuff over at Hog Waller for you.

And this is mine, but I’m willing to share.

Gifts galore. Yayy !

Thank you so much Ms N&T.

 

[ms_interpretation]

Gifts galore. Yayy !

Thank you so much Ms N&T.

welcome. good luck with the girl.

 

[Wings27]

Well I'm too shy to tell her openly, so hints will have to suffice. For now. At least until I see her responding in some way. And when I mean hints, i mean HINTS....like a huge neon sign, with lights flashing and a letter missing so that it actually reads HITS. But still I think that she got them all right. I respect her decision if she doesn't want to turn me down out right or doesn't wanna talk about it.

Oh, I see you found the online retailer that sells that neon sign, good deal. If you've been that obvious, then she probably has gotten them. Hmm, could you clone her? And WHAT are you still doing up, Mister? Isn't it way past your bedtime?

 

[Jekyll87]

Oh, I see you found the online retailer that sells that neon sign, good deal. If you've been that obvious, then she probably has gotten them. Hmm, could you clone her? And WHAT are you still doing up, Mister? Isn't it way past your bedtime?

Ah I wish I could clone her. But sadly I haven't perfected it yet. The last one I produced ended up with a few too many breasts and one leg longer than the other. And her eyes...oooh....her eyes. It still give me the shivers. Had to dump it in a vat of acid.

And I'm p because I'm hungry. Waiting to be served breakfast in an hour or two before go to sleep.

 

[Wings27]

Ah I wish I could clone her. But sadly I haven't perfected it yet. The last one I produced ended up with a few too many breasts and one leg longer than the other. And her eyes...oooh....her eyes. It still give me the shivers. Had to dump it in a vat of acid.

And I'm p because I'm hungry. Waiting to be served breakfast in an hour or two before go to sleep.

You are very, very naughty, get to my room! Ok, nevermind that. You keep odd hours, I respect that.

I only have two breasts, and one of my legs is longer than the other. Thankfully not incredibly noticeable, but I often work on my ghetto/gangsta walk. Oh, the point, my point was that I'm not a clone...that I know of.

 

[Jekyll87]

You are very, very naughty, get to my room! Ok, nevermind that. You keep odd hours, I respect that.

I only have two breasts, and one of my legs is longer than the other. Thankfully not incredibly noticeable, but I often work on my ghetto/gangsta walk. Oh, the point, my point was that I'm not a clone...that I know of.

Its odd hours today because I dont have to work today.
And as I read my last post I realize that I am too sleepy to type anymore. So I'll ignore the growling stomach and go to dreamland.
Adiós Amigos !

 

[Wings27]

Its odd hours today because I dont have to work today.
And as I read my last post I realize that I am too sleepy to type anymore. So I'll ignore the growling stomach and go to dreamland.
Adiós Amigos !

Buenos Noches

 

[ms_interpretation]

Ah I wish I could clone her. But sadly I haven't perfected it yet. The last one I produced ended up with a few too many breasts and one leg longer than the other. And her eyes...oooh....her eyes. It still give me the shivers. Had to dump it in a vat of acid.

And I'm p because I'm hungry. Waiting to be served breakfast in an hour or two before go to sleep.

A crash course in Weird Science might help.

 

[Inrhapsody]

You good folks have been so hospitable, and my mama taught me to never visit anyone’s home empty handed. So, I come bearing gifts.

EA, I made you a sign to hang over the front door. Makes your place a little easier to find. And I couldn’t forget this. You’ll have to beat the girls off with a stick.

Should y'all get the munchies, everyone dig in. I made it myself.

INS, for you, my friend. It's no catalog, but the best I could do on short notice.

Jekyll, dollface, this is befitting of your status around here.

Ms. Wings and JHE, I dropped off some stuff over at Hog Waller for you.

And this is mine, but I’m willing to share.

Ms. N&T...you forgot me... I was in John's crawl space taking a nap and before that at Hog Waller parent/ teacher's conf. Sadly most of the students were old enough to be parents themselves. You people are so prolific during the day when I am on a blocked site. I miss so much during the day.

 

[jhe1950]

Ms. N&T...you forgot me... I was in John's crawl space taking a nap and before that at Hog Waller parent/ teacher's conf. Sadly most of the students were old enough to be parents themselves. You people are so prolific during the day when I am on a blocked site. I miss so much during the day.

Ahhh shucks MS IN I'm a bettin; she didn;t fergit at all, jus' seems that Big Bertha took a likin' ta' her now an she's a lil' busy fendin' off that thar truck driver's advances....

 

[ms_interpretation]

Ms. N&T...you forgot me... I was in John's crawl space taking a nap and before that at Hog Waller parent/ teacher's conf. Sadly most of the students were old enough to be parents themselves. You people are so prolific during the day when I am on a blocked site. I miss so much during the day.

Awww......I didn't forget you. I'm still getting to know everybody around here. Haven't met all of you yet. (In my defense, the cake and booze was for everybody ) I didn't know what you might like, but something tells me this could make up for it.

http://www.sportsattic2.com/nflphotos/photos11/Aikman,Troy15.jpg​

 

[Inrhapsody]

Awww......I didn't forget you. I'm still getting to know everybody around here. Haven't met all of you yet. (In my defense, the cake and booze was for everybody ) I didn't know what you might like, but something tells me this could make up for it.

http://www.sportsattic2.com/nflphotos/photos11/Aikman,Troy15.jpg​

oh hugs what I have always wanted...Thank you and welcome to our (well EA's- but we claim it as we are here far more often then he is) lovely little thread.

I am going to pin this to the top of John's crawl space.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Awww......I didn't forget you. I'm still getting to know everybody around here. Haven't met all of you yet. (In my defense, the cake and booze was for everybody ) I didn't know what you might like, but something tells me this could make up for it.

http://www.sportsattic2.com/nflphotos/photos11/Aikman,Troy15.jpg​

THIS British gents, is the real FOOTBALL and more than that, this is Troy Aikman, the love of my life. Quarterback for the best ever team...the Dallas Cowboys.

 

[jhe1950]

oh hugs what I have always wanted...Thank you and welcome to our (well EA's- but we claim it as we are here far more often then he is) lovely little thread.

I am going to pin this to the top of John's crawl space.

What in God's creation is this dang blass famous piece o' stuff pasted ta' ma' sleepin area.....MS IN WHAT IN TARNATIN ATE YA BTRYIN TA DO TO ME?

 

[Inrhapsody]

What in God's creation is this dang blass famous piece o' stuff pasted ta' ma' sleepin area.....MS IN WHAT IN TARNATIN ATE YA BTRYIN TA DO TO ME?

Well..you are just mad because it wasn't the Colts, or Chargers, or hummm some C name. Oh John, Cowboys start with C I think you were confused (which also starts with C).

 

[jhe1950]

Well..you are just mad because it wasn't the Colts, or Chargers, or hummm some C name. Oh John, Cowboys start with C I think you were confused (which also starts with C).

Well'n if ya' put a one 'fore the 8, an' a horseshoe instead o' a star, I 'spose I wouldn't ha' been so shocked.....and what on earth is a charger?

 

[EnglishAgain]

Stilll looking for the entrance to that crawlspace

Well'n if ya' put a one 'fore the 8, an' a horseshoe instead o' a star, I 'spose I wouldn't ha' been so shocked.....and what on earth is a charger?

A charger is something you use to make your mobile phone work once the battery is flat. Made by a company called Dodge, I think.

Good morning, one and all.

I woke up early this morning and was rewarded with that peculiar schizophrenic sky where the east was bright and crisp, the cirrus clouds feathered across the horizon were the purest white overlaid on the powder blue backdrop but the west was still brooding and shrouded in heavy altus clouds. Added to that, I had a few minutes to myself in peace before walking the youngest to school and then hearing from INS about his highly successful date last night. All in all, it’s a nice day so far.

…and I think to myself…what a wonderful world….

Ah Louis, what a voice. Face like used toilet paper, but a voice more distinctive than OJ’s driving style. Bless him.

Anyway, onto the real topics of the day. Hi MsInterpretation, I’m flattered by the gift, thankyou. I’m always open to you and anything you want to bring to the party. That very fine looking sour mash looks like it would be well received over at Hog Waller too, so you now have two homes to hang out in. In deference to your pride in the “Land of the Three” I’m trying to make myself comfortable with your colloquialisms but please excuse me if I make any simple mistakes. “Hang out” is ok but I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to “from the get-go” or “Throw down your weapon and stand against the car with your hands on the trunk and your legs spread.” Admittedly that last one made much more sense in context, how was I to know you don’t always withdraw cash from the bank using a loaded weapon. I’m only going off what I see on the American shows we receive over here.

I’m in rambling mood this morning, so I just thought I’d mention that I have a thing for redheads. Did I mention that before? More of predilection than a penchant, in fact probably a preference, perhaps even a passion for them. I have no idea why, it makes little to no sense whatsoever, but I find myself inappropriately interested in even the most bizarre looking women if they’re redheads. Anyone got any ideas? I’ve tried all sorts of arcane rituals to rid myself of this auburn interest; sacrificing a goat to Aries didn’t work, burying a small voodoo doll with flame red hair but very wonky pipecleaner legs had no effect, and going out to a nightclub and drinking until I fell over whilst on the dance floor rubbing bottoms against a 24 year old nursing assistant from Salisbury just got me a fractured finger and a punch in the face (oh, and a restraining order keeping me 2 miles from the centre of Salisbury outside daylight hours).

Whoa, come back here, rambling man. Sorry, I went off on one there. I do apologise. We were talking about football, weren’t we? Marvellous game, your American version of it. I can’t think of anything more fun than dressing up in a filing cabinet and motorcycle helmet and grabbing a ball so you can run 3 yards and put it back down again. Scintillating. Almost as good as watching Stevie Wonder doing the Rubik’s Cube. Click, Click “Is that it?” No, not pointless at all.

Sorry, I’m being facetious. Not like me, is it? I actually do quite like the idea of American Football, especially since watching Jerry Maguire. Stop! You had me at “Frisson”, I know.

Did I also mention that once upon a time, ItNeverSets spent many years in the defence of the realm? Many many years. 14 of them in service to queen and country, all over the world. He was promoted up the echelons too and in my opinion should have gone further. I only mention because I’m putting together a reunion of sorts for loads of these guys. Next May to be exact, we’re taking over the hotel for the weekend and I think it will be a fantastic time. Of course, the Saturday night will be the main event, so if you all want to come over for the Friday then we’ll make a party of it.

Talking of parties, I better start planning New Years. Last year was a washout, we normally have a big bash with 40 or 50 or so guests, last year we didn’t bother and it was a real anti-climax.

Now there’s something you don’t want in the bedroom, isn’t it? Like the dark matter of sex, an Anti-Climax. Just when you’re on the point of no return then suddenly you get hit with an anti-climax and you find yourself slumped on the sofa, remote control in one hand and packet of crisps (chips, I know, I get it. See? I’m trying for “y’all”) in the other.

Oh my Lord, is that the time? I better go before the boss tells me off. Big day today, putting the car parking spaces in alphabetical order. Hurrah!

 

[EnglishAgain]

I once told someone who was irritating me that I used to play Tinky Winky in the Teletubbies. I went into this whole long routine about filming, locations, health and safety, the lot. Ah, madness but very funny afterwards.