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ItNeverSets said:
But why can't I have a bride as a holiday souvenir? How about if first EA checks that she really is a "bride" and not a "groom"?

Thanks for all the kind comments guys! :)
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Well INS if'n EA is willing to check for the anatomically correct mail order bride/groom, I suppose he's a good enough friend to dump ya' in Hamburg for a week or so, where a nice self indulgent time negotiating entertainment on the Reeperbahn. The latter not only might fullfill the purpose of sexual release but will guarantee good companionship, and ultimately be less costly both emotionally and financially than the foreign bride alternative.
 
i haven't posted here before, but i've been reading through the thread, and y'all make me smile.
INS, you are adorable....much luck on the dating scene. EA, you make me LOL. thanks for this thread. you all seem like a lovely bunch. :)
 
Hello Ms! I'll say hi as the Brits are probably safely ensconced in their bed at this point, dreaming dreams of lollipops and candy canes. Welcome to the thread.
 
ms_interpretation said:
i haven't posted here before, but i've been reading through the thread, and y'all make me smile.
INS, you are adorable....much luck on the dating scene. EA, you make me LOL. thanks for this thread. you all seem like a lovely bunch. :)
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Welcome Ms Interpretation, dang t'aint quite sure how we're gonna shorten that here in the states.....but if'n ya feel comfortable here don't be no stranger, an' them Birt boys are just too dang clever
 
ms_interpretation said:
i haven't posted here before, but i've been reading through the thread, and y'all make me smile.
INS, you are adorable....much luck on the dating scene. EA, you make me LOL. thanks for this thread. you all seem like a lovely bunch. :)
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Thankyou and welcome! I hope you are made to feel at home here in the same way that I was. :)
 
Wings27 said:
Hello Ms! I'll say hi as the Brits are probably safely ensconced in their bed at this point, dreaming dreams of lollipops and candy canes. Welcome to the thread.
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Well it's true that I was dreaming, but not of lollipops.... unless that is some sort of code for something else....;)
 
jhe1950 said:
Well INS if'n EA is willing to check for the anatomically correct mail order bride/groom, I suppose he's a good enough friend to dump ya' in Hamburg for a week or so, where a nice self indulgent time negotiating entertainment on the Reeperbahn. The latter not only might fullfill the purpose of sexual release but will guarantee good companionship, and ultimately be less costly both emotionally and financially than the foreign bride alternative.
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This may shock you but I have spent a night on the Reeperbahn a long time ago in a different life....

And you are probably correct about it being cheaper than any sort of wife (wedding cake seems to be the most expensive food in the world)! :(
 
Hmmm...I've been away for a day and it seem INS has a bride (or a groom) and wings is providing entertainment at the said wedding ? Damn you englishmen are fast. :D

Oh and IN, now ms inter can have the name Here baby or at least Fresh Meat. Welcome.
 
ItNeverSets said:
This may shock you but I have spent a night on the Reeperbahn a long time ago in a different life....

And you are probably correct about it being cheaper than any sort of wife (wedding cake seems to be the most expensive food in the world)! :(
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Well INS, (and apparently Ms IN no longer's crying over the Cowboys), it sees Hiram's fixed the recipe for his special brew again. I wanted you to know that while Hog Waller lays no claim to anything near the Reeperbahn, we do have Grim Reaper Court. And while our fine young ladies number no where near 10,000, the half dozen or so making their living there would likely be most appreciative of any British coinage you might throw their way. I mean with the exchange rate being what it is a quid could go quite far and keep one or more of them in halter tops from the Dollar General likely for months. An as I understand it they've invited their rather impovershed Kentucky cousins up for the Velveeta festival. So if you don't mind mingling with someone's wife-grandaughter-cousin-aunt rolled into one, you just might find yourself on a spectacular and inexpensive date. (Oh, and if for some reason you need an interpreter I''m sure Ms Wangs and/or Ms IN would be more than happy to oblige.)
 
Jekyll87 said:
Hmmm...I've been away for a day and it seem INS has a bride (or a groom) and wings is providing entertainment at the said wedding ? Damn you englishmen are fast. :D

Oh and IN, now ms inter can have the name Here baby or at least Fresh Meat. Welcome.
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hummmm true...so what can I call you now? Thud didn't seem to catch on. Maybe sweet young thing?? SWT for short. Although in retrospect...Here baby, still fits as it does not imply newness, just age and you are a baby, so hey, here baby. giggle...how about JK
 
I'm sorry Fresh Meat, you can't just give your nickname away, it does work that way. I believe Ms. can be Tasty or something like that.

I'm having a bit of an odd day today, I hope everyone else is having a good one!
 
Inrhapsody said:
hummmm true...so what can I call you now? Thud didn't seem to catch on. Maybe sweet young thing?? SWT for short. Although in retrospect...Here baby, still fits as it does not imply newness, just age and you are a baby, so hey, here baby. giggle...how about JK
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So I'm stuck with here baby and Fresh Meat. Hmm.....well I don't mind them that much. Especially from pretty ladies. Now if John or EA start calling me Fresh meat....well then...THAT would be a problem.
 
Jekyll87 said:
So I'm stuck with here baby and Fresh Meat. Hmm.....well I don't mind them that much. Especially from pretty ladies. Now if John or EA start calling me Fresh meat....well then...THAT would be a problem.
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Well J E Kyll, don't suppose that I'll be callin' ya' Fresh Meat real soon....and now that I know Effram's gotta fly a lil' fartha to git ya' here, well I wuz wondrin if'n you might just pack yer bags now, seems Ms IN's balloon demonstrashun at the school house today has him a bit nervous 'an I know Ms Wangs could use help with the cement mixer as I seem occupied by Ms Peaches here down by the still....dang that woman sure does liken' ta' wrasstle.....
 
jhe1950 said:
Well J E Kyll, don't suppose that I'll be callin' ya' Fresh Meat real soon....and now that I know Effram's gotta fly a lil' fartha to git ya' here, well I wuz wondrin if'n you might just pack yer bags now, seems Ms IN's balloon demonstrashun at the school house today has him a bit nervous 'an I know Ms Wangs could use help with the cement mixer as I seem occupied by Ms Peaches here down by the still....dang that woman sure does liken' ta' wrasstle.....
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I'd love to pack my bags and fly over to Hog Waller John, but it seems I'm a little afraid of heights. And I'm not sure that Effram's can hold that much fuel to begin with. I'd be swimming with the fishes before you know it. Sorry to leave you there alone, but looks like you'll have to handle all three of them by yourself. Don't worry, I know you can do it.
 
Jekyll87 said:
I'd love to pack my bags and fly over to Hog Waller John, but it seems I'm a little afraid of heights. And I'm not sure that Effram's can hold that much fuel to begin with. I'd be swimming with the fishes before you know it. Sorry to leave you there alone, but looks like you'll have to handle all three of them by yourself. Don't worry, I know you can do it.
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Wel Gol dang, I'll sure 'nuff try, though just might haf' ta' sneak on off to Z'ville and visit my Viagra pimp if'n things keep goin' the way they is. Oh and don' worry about too much height causing Effram can't really fly much higher n' a couple hundred feet anyways, bein' a crop duster an' all, and 'tween the fuel left over from the still and some special glow in the the dark liquid he extracts from the Land Fill, seems he probly' fly round the world twice for'n he runs out o' fuel....said once he learns ta' read an write from Ms IN, he mighten' sell his mix ta' the feds....
 
Not yet

jhe1950 said:
Wel Gol dang, I'll sure 'nuff try, though just might haf' ta' sneak on off to Z'ville and visit my Viagra pimp if'n things keep goin' the way they is.
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Well, I can't see that there's been any need yet!!!
 
jhe1950 said:
Well INS, (and apparently Ms IN no longer's crying over the Cowboys), it sees Hiram's fixed the recipe for his special brew again. I wanted you to know that while Hog Waller lays no claim to anything near the Reeperbahn, we do have Grim Reaper Court. And while our fine young ladies number no where near 10,000, the half dozen or so making their living there would likely be most appreciative of any British coinage you might throw their way. I mean with the exchange rate being what it is a quid could go quite far and keep one or more of them in halter tops from the Dollar General likely for months. An as I understand it they've invited their rather impovershed Kentucky cousins up for the Velveeta festival. So if you don't mind mingling with someone's wife-grandaughter-cousin-aunt rolled into one, you just might find yourself on a spectacular and inexpensive date. (Oh, and if for some reason you need an interpreter I''m sure Ms Wangs and/or Ms IN would be more than happy to oblige.)
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Putting the "Quid" and "Pro" back into "Quid Pro Quo"? Hog Waller never ceases to amaze! :D
 
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