Looking for that frisson again

Well at least it wasn't my tube top, I'm pretty sure I last saw mine on the bull's head. Or was that Effram? Oh bother.
Hard ta' tell Ms Wangs, as'n Effram's rather bull headed sometime, though I know y'all lost it 'cause they school kids is still talkin' 'bout how they wanna join y'alls belly dancin' class t'night an' are sure lookin' forward to it bein' topless....well now that my head aches no more I suppose I ought drink somemore brew an' maybe I'll pay the two bits ta' attend class as well
 
It's amazing the crowd that gathers for topless belly dancing night. You're welcome to join John, but leave Effram home, after that last milking incident, I can't take it again. I like rough, but not THAT rough.
 
It's amazing the crowd that gathers for topless belly dancing night. You're welcome to join John, but leave Effram home, after that last milking incident, I can't take it again. I like rough, but not THAT rough.
Well Effram's locked himself in the double wide greaving over his lost Goat....Ms IN swears she doesn't know what happened to it...but it sure was an interesting and different stew they had at the pitch in luncheon at the shoolhouse today....oh we want no one treating you too rough before the dang festival....but if you need milking well I'm sure I can find a volunteer or two....matter of fact I believer Big Bertha was askin' about that possibility just today...or if it might please you I could do the honors....
 
all right! I admit it!! I killed the damn goat, it ate my best Coach purse, those damn things are expensive.
 
all right! I admit it!! I killed the damn goat, it ate my best Coach purse, those damn things are expensive.
Well Ms IN will just love you for that....unlike you she evidently loves Effram's milking lessons and now with the goat gone he has no jealous lover stalking him...wait til she finds out about this...
 
Good news Ms Wangs....Beefy checked his back room at Dollar General an' has as nice patent leather lookin' bag....an' as he's feeling real bad 'bout y'all losing your purse to that dang goat well he says he'll sell it to y'all for 50 cents, yippee!

Oh but bad news too, Effram be so upset 'bout the goat he says the only way y'all gonne get to EA's again on the crop duster is if you are gripping the landing gear, though that t'aint all that bad as most of the time he flies upside down anyways....
 
Not to worry, I had a new purse made out of the goat. I figured it was ony fair. (Ok, on a side note, I'd NEVER do this, for those of you won't DON'T know me!)

Since I should be absent all weekend, I'm going to say hi to all, and have a wonderful weekend, and I hope everyone is enjoying themselves. I plan to enjoy myself as much as possible. :D
 
Well Ms IN will just love you for that....unlike you she evidently loves Effram's milking lessons and now with the goat gone he has no jealous lover stalking him...wait til she finds out about this...

I told you I didn't kill the goat...I told you. While I think Effram's love making technique is a bit, ummm, ackward and enthusiastic, like I said before, his art moves me. I am also sure..I can change him, I just know I can. Besides the lack of teeth, hair and an abundance of fleas, he cleans up well.
 
I told you I didn't kill the goat...I told you. While I think Effram's love making technique is a bit, ummm, ackward and enthusiastic, like I said before, his art moves me. I am also sure..I can change him, I just know I can. Besides the lack of teeth, hair and an abundance of fleas, he cleans up well.
Shucks Ms IN, none of us cept Effram cared all that much bout that mean goat...an I'm sure he'll come around asn' he really liked the way y'all picke the ticks off him...anyway he is unique and frankly the only one here who Big Bertha seems scared o'...so y'all have that goin for you too....seems Ms Peach done did distract me too much from the brew this afternoon, so I must get back ta' the still and set the recipe right...specially since Hiram's still trying ta' coax Effram ta' git out o' the double wide....says if'n he stays there too long it scares away all the vermin an' cuts down on their food supply...maybe y'alll could go over an git nekked for him he seems ta' like that...
 
Randomness!

I have to ask what other thread could possibly cover the subjects that come up here!? I mean, come on... Goats and Handbags today? What will it be tomorrow?!

I've traveled to EA's idyllic homestead again for a weekend of black pudding and after dinner anecdotes so don't worry if you don't hear from either of us for a bit. We won't have gone far (and frankly, the rest of literotica still scares me!). :eek:
 
I have to ask what other thread could possibly cover the subjects that come up here!? I mean, come on... Goats and Handbags today? What will it be tomorrow?!

I've traveled to EA's idyllic homestead again for a weekend of black pudding and after dinner anecdotes so don't worry if you don't hear from either of us for a bit. We won't have gone far (and frankly, the rest of literotica still scares me!). :eek:
Well I hope y'all have fun on EA's estate, and let him know that we set out the old tapioca so it'll stay good and black for him when he gets here....
 
Well I hope y'all have fun on EA's estate, and let him know that we set out the old tapioca so it'll stay good and black for him when he gets here....

Thanks for the kind wishes, I'm sure much fun will be had by all! I hope that y'all have a great Columbus Day :)
 
Just stopping by to say hello to everybody. Life has gotten in the way of my online activities for the past little bit but things are settling now. Hope you are all well....Hugs & Lix!
 
I have to ask what other thread could possibly cover the subjects that come up here!? I mean, come on... Goats and Handbags today? What will it be tomorrow?!

I've traveled to EA's idyllic homestead again for a weekend of black pudding and after dinner anecdotes so don't worry if you don't hear from either of us for a bit. We won't have gone far (and frankly, the rest of literotica still scares me!). :eek:

I'll hold you hand and we can travel into the sci fi world that is the playground.
 
I have to ask what other thread could possibly cover the subjects that come up here!? I mean, come on... Goats and Handbags today? What will it be tomorrow?!

I've traveled to EA's idyllic homestead again for a weekend of black pudding and after dinner anecdotes so don't worry if you don't hear from either of us for a bit. We won't have gone far (and frankly, the rest of literotica still scares me!). :eek:
Hmm....after goats and handbags, sheep and sweaters would be the next step I believe. Or perhaps cow and my new belt ?
Have a great time you two.
 
Just stopping by to say hello to everybody. Life has gotten in the way of my online activities for the past little bit but things are settling now. Hope you are all well....Hugs & Lix!
((Does everybody include the Fresh Meat too ?))
Even if it doesn't,
Hi.
*cleans the saliva off him after the lix *
 
Hmm....after goats and handbags, sheep and sweaters would be the next step I believe. Or perhaps cow and my new belt ?
Have a great time you two.
Well Mr J E Kyll, we're sitting 'round the still, and Effram finally came on out o' his Double Wide, so I 'spose if'n y'all wanna see exactly some exotic cow behavoir, y'all better git yer butt on over here. As Ms IN or Ms Wangs might o' already told ya' Effram and live stock can be both enlightenin' and entertainin'....
 
Well Mr J E Kyll, we're sitting 'round the still, and Effram finally came on out o' his Double Wide, so I 'spose if'n y'all wanna see exactly some exotic cow behavoir, y'all better git yer butt on over here. As Ms IN or Ms Wangs might o' already told ya' Effram and live stock can be both enlightenin' and entertainin'....
Well, I don't know if I want to see that kinda exotic cow behavior John. Just seeing them prodded and killed, then being skinned and tanned in a leathery is exotic enough. ( I am a vegetarian after all).
 
Well, I don't know if I want to see that kinda exotic cow behavior John. Just seeing them prodded and killed, then being skinned and tanned in a leathery is exotic enough. ( I am a vegetarian after all).
I forgot that, so I suppose a visit to a Kosher slaughter house t'aint you idea of a good time
 
No it isnt. So sadly I'll keep y distance from Hog Waller for a while, as I know how you guys like your exotic adventures with the livestock. But if IN keeps taking off her top to keep those bees out, I might just become a carnivore.
 
No it isnt. So sadly I'll keep y distance from Hog Waller for a while, as I know how you guys like your exotic adventures with the livestock. But if IN keeps taking off her top to keep those bees out, I might just become a carnivore.
....Welll carnivore or not....ya sure are welcome here and if'n ya think Ms IN's eraser clappin' lessons are sumptin' wait 'till ya' see how Ms Wangs stirs her queso dip.,.yeeeeee haw
 
No it isnt. So sadly I'll keep y distance from Hog Waller for a while, as I know how you guys like your exotic adventures with the livestock. But if IN keeps taking off her top to keep those bees out, I might just become a carnivore.

shhhhhh, don't tell. I was taking off my top. because I knew you were watching Hi HERE BABY!!!!
 
shhhhhh, don't tell. I was taking off my top. because I knew you were watching Hi HERE BABY!!!!
Hi there......*thinking of suitable nickname*
Dang ! my brain has suddenly stopped working. Must be those distracting bees buzzing around.
 
Hi there......*thinking of suitable nickname*
Dang ! my brain has suddenly stopped working. Must be those distracting bees buzzing around.



umm okay...not liking here baby anymore? So let see... WOWOWOW??? What about that nickname? Or Thud (the sound your..oh nevermind).
 
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