Hard ta' tell Ms Wangs, as'n Effram's rather bull headed sometime, though I know y'all lost it 'cause they school kids is still talkin' 'bout how they wanna join y'alls belly dancin' class t'night an' are sure lookin' forward to it bein' topless....well now that my head aches no more I suppose I ought drink somemore brew an' maybe I'll pay the two bits ta' attend class as well
Well Effram's locked himself in the double wide greaving over his lost Goat....Ms IN swears she doesn't know what happened to it...but it sure was an interesting and different stew they had at the pitch in luncheon at the shoolhouse today....oh we want no one treating you too rough before the dang festival....but if you need milking well I'm sure I can find a volunteer or two....matter of fact I believer Big Bertha was askin' about that possibility just today...or if it might please you I could do the honors....
Well Ms IN will just love you for that....unlike you she evidently loves Effram's milking lessons and now with the goat gone he has no jealous lover stalking him...wait til she finds out about this...
Shucks Ms IN, none of us cept Effram cared all that much bout that mean goat...an I'm sure he'll come around asn' he really liked the way y'all picke the ticks off him...anyway he is unique and frankly the only one here who Big Bertha seems scared o'...so y'all have that goin for you too....seems Ms Peach done did distract me too much from the brew this afternoon, so I must get back ta' the still and set the recipe right...specially since Hiram's still trying ta' coax Effram ta' git out o' the double wide....says if'n he stays there too long it scares away all the vermin an' cuts down on their food supply...maybe y'alll could go over an git nekked for him he seems ta' like that...
Well I hope y'all have fun on EA's estate, and let him know that we set out the old tapioca so it'll stay good and black for him when he gets here....I have to ask what other thread could possibly cover the subjects that come up here!? I mean, come on... Goats and Handbags today? What will it be tomorrow?!
I've traveled to EA's idyllic homestead again for a weekend of black pudding and after dinner anecdotes so don't worry if you don't hear from either of us for a bit. We won't have gone far (and frankly, the rest of literotica still scares me!).
I have to ask what other thread could possibly cover the subjects that come up here!? I mean, come on... Goats and Handbags today? What will it be tomorrow?!
I've traveled to EA's idyllic homestead again for a weekend of black pudding and after dinner anecdotes so don't worry if you don't hear from either of us for a bit. We won't have gone far (and frankly, the rest of literotica still scares me!).
Now Ms IN, is it effram or INS...I think you must decide
Hmm....after goats and handbags, sheep and sweaters would be the next step I believe. Or perhaps cow and my new belt ?I have to ask what other thread could possibly cover the subjects that come up here!? I mean, come on... Goats and Handbags today? What will it be tomorrow?!
I've traveled to EA's idyllic homestead again for a weekend of black pudding and after dinner anecdotes so don't worry if you don't hear from either of us for a bit. We won't have gone far (and frankly, the rest of literotica still scares me!).
((Does everybody include the Fresh Meat too ?))
Well Mr J E Kyll, we're sitting 'round the still, and Effram finally came on out o' his Double Wide, so I 'spose if'n y'all wanna see exactly some exotic cow behavoir, y'all better git yer butt on over here. As Ms IN or Ms Wangs might o' already told ya' Effram and live stock can be both enlightenin' and entertainin'....
Well, I don't know if I want to see that kinda exotic cow behavior John. Just seeing them prodded and killed, then being skinned and tanned in a leathery is exotic enough. ( I am a vegetarian after all).
I forgot that, so I suppose a visit to a Kosher slaughter house t'aint you idea of a good time
....Welll carnivore or not....ya sure are welcome here and if'n ya think Ms IN's eraser clappin' lessons are sumptin' wait 'till ya' see how Ms Wangs stirs her queso dip.,.yeeeeee haw
Hi there......*thinking of suitable nickname*
