Looking for that frisson again

[Inrhapsody]

I've been here all along. I'm just a little shy, and a little prone to being silent when I don't have a funny comeback ( which is most of the time ).

Oh and why do I attract all these nicknames ? I'm not complaining though.

Oh look..here baby is here...glad you don't dislike nicknames.

 

[jhe1950]

Miffed..oh you have it all wrong. John, I hate to tell you this, but after today, I think I am falling for Effram. He is actually an amazing man and a fantastic sculpture and lover. True, he is an idiot savant, and drools and needs his diaper changed, but his art moves me.

ahh, much better now, full mason jar of brew and I'm up and running again. Oh Ms IN, I'm sure Effram would make a wonderful lover, haven't you noiticed how contented the cows are behind, the landfill, and that's all thanks to Effram, man he can work them udders. but he's seriously engaged to the goat you see walking around here on occasion and I here she's a jealous sort, good friends with Big Bertha as well, so be on your toes...

 

[Inrhapsody]

ahh, much better now, full mason jar of brew and I'm up and running again. Oh Ms IN, I'm sure Effram would make a wonderful lover, haven't you noiticed how contented the cows are behind, the landfill, and that's all thanks to Effram, man he can work them udders. but he's seriously engaged to the goat you see walking around here on occasion and I here she's a jealous sort, good friends with Big Bertha as well, so be on your toes...

OHHHH...I was wondering why he was trying to milk me. It did feel so good though.

John, Bertha and I have reached a friendship and she confided in me that she really has a long surpressed longing for you. Of course, she prefers to be the male in the relationship so... And don't you remember..we BBQ'd the goat the other night.

 

[Wings27]

Well hell, if Effram's going to try to milk me, I might have an issue. I need some milk for my salsa con queso, but not that kind.

 

[jhe1950]

I've been here all along. I'm just a little shy, and a little prone to being silent when I don't have a funny comeback ( which is most of the time ).

Oh and why do I attract all these nicknames ? I'm not complaining though.

Hey JE, no need to feel shy, you probably have more intellegent an witty things to say than all the Waller combined, though I must say EA is intimidating

 

[Wings27]

Just imagine EA dancing like John Travolta *works every time*

 

[Inrhapsody]

Hey JE, no need to feel shy, you probably have more intellegent an witty things to say than all the Waller combined, though I must say EA is intimidating

ummm and he is cute too...here baby...

 

[jhe1950]

Well hell, if Effram's going to try to milk me, I might have an issue. I need some milk for my salsa con queso, but not that kind.

Well gosh dang, Hiran vomited on the darn modem, thank goodness Big John the night guard at the Land Fill had a couple of extras....anyway Ms Wangs don't you fret at all. Efframs' goat friend is this years Veveeta Queen, and as you are our guest of honor we'll be sure to keep you away from Effram. We wouldn't want his four legged lover buttin you all over the place, of course if you do require mammory stimulation we could hole a raffle for Charity, (after all she gets edgy spreading her legs without compensation. and would appreciate the fortune I'm sure the raffle would produce.) and if it pleases you we'll make sure Big Bertha's disqualified, though I see that Ms IN is already buying 20 tickets

 

[jhe1950]

OHHHH...I was wondering why he was trying to milk me. It did feel so good though.

John, Bertha and I have reached a friendship and she confided in me that she really has a long surpressed longing for you. Of course, she prefers to be the male in the relationship so... And don't you remember..we BBQ'd the goat the other night.

Ahh you city slickers, goat have udders under their chins, them good ole boys was joshing with you, but I'm not sure you really wanna know what you were milking, but if you were successful I hope you didn't drink it. So the goat that's the girlfriend is still around. and been there done that with Big Bertha, and she knows that, said I was lousy, I said how could she tell while I was screaming so loud. She's just trying to lull you into a sense of false security, she's a sly one sometimes

 

[EnglishAgain]

Hey JE, no need to feel shy, you probably have more intellegent an witty things to say than all the Waller combined, though I must say EA is intimidating

I'm not INtimidating. I'm not INtelligent. I'm not INrhapsody. I am INsulted, however. If we are to get INto the INs and outs of being part of the IN crowd then can I let you IN on something. I am IN awe of how this thread keeps going, of how new INsights are offered, of msINtrigue's good INtentions with cream cakes, of InRhapsody's INsertion INto John's crawlspace, of Wing's INsight INto other people's dancing abilites, of evilmitten's INgenious use of concrete, of how INs has been made so welcome and seems to fit right IN, how noor and katze can dip IN when they feel like it, how jekyll can be brought ex umbris IN veritatem (out of the shadows and INto the light, sorry that was latIN) and makes more INtelligent remarks than most of us. Generally I'm INspired but if you're going to describe me as INtimidating then count me.....

um....
what was that word I was looking for?
oh, it's on the tip of my tongue....

 

[EnglishAgain]

boogie woogie

Just imagine EA dancing like John Travolta *works every time*

ah no, not like Travolta. I do a mean moonwalk but sometimes I like a suit that's a whiter shade of pale. I can waltz and tango when necessary, body popping is not beyond me and I don't mind just dancing like your dad sometimes but I have to confess that deep down I just want to put on some flares, grow my hair a little longer, step into some platforms and belt out a bit of Dancing Queen.

Or maybe just garb myself in Gothic black and shuffle morosely as My Chemical Romance scream alongside Evanescence in the back of my mind. I'm eclectic.

(That means I can't spell, right?)

Perhaps this would be a good point to pass on my version of Miss American Pie? with those alternative lyrics?

 

[Wings27]

ah no, not like Travolta. I do a mean moonwalk but sometimes I like a suit that's a whiter shade of pale. I can waltz and tango when necessary, body popping is not beyond me and I don't mind just dancing like your dad sometimes but I have to confess that deep down I just want to put on some flares, grow my hair a little longer, step into some platforms and belt out a bit of Dancing Queen.

Or maybe just garb myself in Gothic black and shuffle morosely as My Chemical Romance scream alongside Evanescence in the back of my mind. I'm eclectic.

(That means I can't spell, right?)

Perhaps this would be a good point to pass on my version of Miss American Pie? with those alternative lyrics?

Oh, please do! I love alternative lyrics. I have a few of my own. (And no insult intended on the J.T. thing I have NO doubt that your fine form can cut a mean rug.)

 

[Wings27]

*Fair warning to those on the thread* I'm in a mood today. Just to warn you. It might be best if I stay off the thread just to avoid offending anyone. I'd hate for EA to get miffed at my over-sexed nature today <evil grin>

 

[EnglishAgain]

American Pie badly underdone

Oh, please do! I love alternative lyrics. I have a few of my own. (And no insult intended on the J.T. thing I have NO doubt that your fine form can cut a mean rug.)

Hi all, this was one I wrote years ago, but for some reason have remembered now. Alternative? I should coco

Long long time ago, as far as I remember
I could get it up 3 times a day…
But now I find I'm getting old, my lower regions gone quite cold;
And I haven't seen a sign of life since May…
In February I saw a shiver, from my once mighty climax giver
But now I beg your pardon…I just can't get a hard-on
I'd pay whatever I could afford to resurrect my hero's sword
But I just can't get it stiff as a board since the day…the penis died

So bye bye to making grown women cry
Now my willy just looks silly and my nuts have gone dry
And the morning glory looks incredibly shy
So the one thing that I ask is just WHY?
The one thing that I ask is just Why……

Did you like the making love? The bump and grind and the long slow shove?
Going fast then oh so slow?
And do you recall we'd never talk? Just screw so often you could hardly walk
If you offered, I could never say no-oo
Well I know that you're in desperate need But I just can't raise a single seed..
Don't bother kicking off your shoes, this is one game I must lose
I was a young and fertile bronco buck with a massive member that needed a suck
But I knew that I was out of luck… the day my hard on died.

I keep singing … bye bye to making grown women cry
Now my willy just looks silly and my nuts have gone dry
And the morning glory looks incredibly shy
So the one thing that I ask is just WHY?
The one thing that I ask is just Why……

Now for ten years you've been on your own And around my member the moss has grown
But that's not how it needs to be.
When I saw Viagra on the internet, I laid my hands on as much as I could get
And I took it, all of it, at half past three.
So while things might have been in some doubt, I'm now so stiff I keep passing out
If I don't have sex real soon, I'm gonna shoot all over the room
There's no time for foreplay I'm gonna burst, let's talk later and have sex first
My lack of sex drive is completely reversed…the day the hard-on revived.

Now I'm singing Bye-bye to being horribly shy
I'm not jesting there's no resting so just don't even try
If I unload this all at once then you'll probably die
Going so fast that my gonads could fry…
So fast that my gonads could fry…

 

[EnglishAgain]

*Fair warning to those on the thread* I'm in a mood today. Just to warn you. It might be best if I stay off the thread just to avoid offending anyone. I'd hate for EA to get miffed at my over-sexed nature today <evil grin>

You're blonde and boisterous. You're fair, warming. Go ahead, be overtly oversexed. They can handle you. If you're lucky, then can handle you twice!

 

[Wings27]

oh. my. god. I laughed so hard I almost shot coffee through my nose.

 

[Wings27]

You're blonde and boisterous. You're fair, warming. Go ahead, be overtly oversexed. They can handle you. If you're lucky, then can handle you twice!

Honey, it's more like if THEY'RE lucky they'll have me twice, or three times, or four.

 

[jhe1950]

Hi all, this was one I wrote years ago, but for some reason have remembered now. Alternative? I should coco

Long long time ago, as far as I remember
I could get it up 3 times a day…
But now I find I'm getting old, my lower regions gone quite cold;
And I haven't seen a sign of life since May…
In February I saw a shiver, from my once mighty climax giver
But now I beg your pardon…I just can't get a hard-on
I'd pay whatever I could afford to resurrect my hero's sword
But I just can't get it stiff as a board since the day…the penis died

So bye bye to making grown women cry
Now my willy just looks silly and my nuts have gone dry
And the morning glory looks incredibly shy
So the one thing that I ask is just WHY?
The one thing that I ask is just Why……

Did you like the making love? The bump and grind and the long slow shove?
Going fast then oh so slow?
And do you recall we'd never talk? Just screw so often you could hardly walk
If you offered, I could never say no-oo
Well I know that you're in desperate need But I just can't raise a single seed..
Don't bother kicking off your shoes, this is one game I must lose
I was a young and fertile bronco buck with a massive member that needed a suck
But I knew that I was out of luck… the day my hard on died.

I keep singing … bye bye to making grown women cry
Now my willy just looks silly and my nuts have gone dry
And the morning glory looks incredibly shy
So the one thing that I ask is just WHY?
The one thing that I ask is just Why……

Now for ten years you've been on your own And around my member the moss has grown
But that's not how it needs to be.
When I saw Viagra on the internet, I laid my hands on as much as I could get
And I took it, all of it, at half past three.
So while things might have been in some doubt, I'm now so stiff I keep passing out
If I don't have sex real soon, I'm gonna shoot all over the room
There's no time for foreplay I'm gonna burst, let's talk later and have sex first
My lack of sex drive is completely reversed…the day the hard-on revived.

Now I'm singing Bye-bye to being horribly shy
I'm not jesting there's no resting so just don't even try
If I unload this all at once then you'll probably die
Going so fast that my gonads could fry…
So fast that my gonads could fry…

Whew, three cups of coffee, a long walk, and still I reamain close to speechlessness. Kudos to you EA for both your eloquince, insightfullness, and proper spelling. (Oh, wait did I use the IN word as well?) Seems epidemic at the moment. While Ms IN has control of her class, rapt in attentiveness after the sculpting yesterday, and I have now accidently discovered the secret to Hiram's new elixor, I have now the time to ask you to be our toastmaster at the Velveeta festival, between you out of pocket, rocket like diatribes, and Ms Wangs eventual keynote speech we may even induce Mr Manning to attend the ceremonies and autograph Ms IN's Troy Aikman tube top...

 

[Jekyll87]

You seem like the person I would like to squeeze. And I actually mean that in a non-sexual way...for the most part. PLUS, I give nicknames to everyone, even though they don't always know it.

Squeeze away ! I promise to keep my hands in a neutral position. *winks mischievously *
Oh and you are right about me. I am actually called 'teddy', as in teddy bear by some of my friends, because they like to squeeze me too much. That's another nickname for you.

PS. I'm not round and cuddly though. Well maybe a little cuddly but certainly not round. I look kinda like my avatar, just not so ribbed.

 

[Jekyll87]

Those alternate lyrics almost cost me my laptop EA. I was laughing so hard that I accidentaly punched it and all the direction keys fell out. Seriously.
But it was worth it.

 

[Jekyll87]

ummm and he is cute too...here baby...

Ah...but you don't know that. For all you know I could be the old man living across the street who always carries his dentures around in his hand. Or I could just be big Bertha, who John has been giving lessons on how to use the 'inernet' .

 

[ItNeverSets]

A glimpse

You have all had a glimpse at EA's hidden talent. His writing skills have for too long stayed hidden! If I only had kept the few copies ever printed of "The saudi Circular" in which he was a regular correspondent/reporter/in-depth reporter!

I'm glad that this side of him is getting an airing! As he would say: "Lol"

 

[Wings27]

You Brits need to stop going to bed so early.

 

[jhe1950]

Well Ms Wangs can't agree with you more, sorry for my tardiness today. Seems Ms IN brought me some stew at the still late yesterday, and dang I woke up ta' realize the sun was setting again. Now Effram's all upset as'n he can't find his dang goat. I have to agree with you about those darn Limeys, but then again we noticed at the party the sun sets real early over there like about 3pm or so, back in September....will have more as soon as this darn annoying headache I awoke with disappears....oh an if'n you see Ms IN tell her I found her tube top, twas stuffed in my mouth

 

[Wings27]

Well at least it wasn't my tube top, I'm pretty sure I last saw mine on the bull's head. Or was that Effram? Oh bother.