Looking for that frisson again

[jhe1950]

Well he has also been excelling at Hog Waller adult night classes, except last night when he came into class holding his back. He is out back banging erasers now.

Shhhhh, don't tell Ms IN but the erasers are in Hiram's still with the fermenting corn. I discovered that was the trick to this new batch of his.

 

[Wings27]

Hiram's a bad influence on everyone, but he sure makes a fine brew. Oh, and I don't mind stretching, but why aren't you naked as well when we do that and what was all that LOLOLOLOL stuff on the text when I got naked.

Sorry, that LOL'ing was supposed to be silent. Besides, stretching is so much easier to do on a mic and not while typing. It's a well known fact.

 

[jhe1950]

Sorry, that LOL'ing was supposed to be silent. Besides, stretching is so much easier to do on a mic and not while typing. It's a well known fact.

Ok, so we'll use a mic and stretch. Now I must inquire this stretching isn't like areobics, as the sight of you in those arabian outfits already leaves me breathless. any more exertion would probably have me passing out. Though I must say after amply testing today's batch, my back feels much better. Oh and INS, the cattles in the field and we were planning a big BBQ for the Colts game Sunday, so if Effram cranked up the Duster, do y'all think you could come on over?

 

[Wings27]

Well, we'll do it slowly...the stretching I mean.

 

[jhe1950]

Well, we'll do it slowly...the stretching I mean.

Well ok, but just the stretching, I can think of other exercises I'd rather do at a faster pace. Now I was thinkin' that indeed I do have the belly for the dancing, an' y'all need to reassure me it won't go away as I enjoy never seein' my ugly feet.

Oh, and by the way Big Bertha's back in Logansport and called Cecil's collect, says the Sam's Club there had a special on Veveeta, would a whole skid be 'nough for y'all to use for the festival?

 

[ItNeverSets]

Ok, so we'll use a mic and stretch. Now I must inquire this stretching isn't like areobics, as the sight of you in those arabian outfits already leaves me breathless. any more exertion would probably have me passing out. Though I must say after amply testing today's batch, my back feels much better. Oh and INS, the cattles in the field and we were planning a big BBQ for the Colts game Sunday, so if Effram cranked up the Duster, do y'all think you could come on over?

I think a quick trip over to help yall out is on the cards! Let me first lubricate my windpipe by gargling some gasoline! What can possibly go wrong?

 

[Wings27]

Well ok, but just the stretching, I can think of other exercises I'd rather do at a faster pace. Now I was thinkin' that indeed I do have the belly for the dancing, an' y'all need to reassure me it won't go away as I enjoy never seein' my ugly feet.

Oh, and by the way Big Bertha's back in Logansport and called Cecil's collect, says the Sam's Club there had a special on Veveeta, would a whole skid be 'nough for y'all to use for the festival?

mmmm salsa con queso here I come! Let me break out my crock pot and I'll whip up some home made chips and I'll be right over.

 

[jhe1950]

I think a quick trip over to help yall out is on the cards! Let me first lubricate my windpipe by gargling some gasoline! What can possibly go wrong?

Hey sounds good but dont' do so on the flight over, gasoline and the still definitely don't mix.

 

[jhe1950]

mmmm salsa con queso here I come! Let me break out my crock pot and I'll whip up some home made chips and I'll be right over.

Now that sounds really good, we all has a spare mixer drum here, and as we's real hungry perhaps we'll clean it out for the party an you can makes your con queso dippy thingy fer the whole crowd when y'all gets here. Oh, and Ms IN was just here lookin' for the erasers, guess the bust sculptures are goin' pretty well judgin' from all the clay handprints on her tube top...though she seemed a little miffed....

 

[Wings27]

I happen to work in concrete, I could just drive a mix-truck over.

 

[evilmittens]

I happen to work in concrete, I could just drive a mix-truck over.

I have a guy who needs some cement shoes and a trip to the river. How much?

 

[Wings27]

For you...no money needed!

 

[jhe1950]

I happen to work in concrete, I could just drive a mix-truck over.

Well Wangs, that's another topic of conversation at the landfill and as you're so multitalented seems the conversations also spread to Cecil's

 

[Wings27]

I'm starting to worry I'm coming off as a whore to your Hog Waller buddies, but then I worry even more that I don't actually mind it.

 

[jhe1950]

I'm starting to worry I'm coming off as a whore to your Hog Waller buddies, but then I worry even more that I don't actually mind it.

No Ms Wangs, you be no whore. Dang these ol boys and girls wouldn't know a whore if they saw one and with their complete lack of common sense an' we asked 'em to find one, well let's just say I'd be affraid of what they might come back with. No, mam, but you might find they would like to have a sculpture class with you....They sure liked todays sculpturing with MS IN

 

[Wings27]

Ok, so dance class was a riot. I have this thing at the end of the night the kids and their parents have to participate in the "silly song" and dance. Any kind of dancing they want to. I had ONE dad that reminded me of EA, with his moves. Not that I've seen EA actually dance, but he was doing a fair imitation of John Travolta in SNF. Oh man, I had to giggle. Of course the kids don't see a single thing wrong with his dancing, nor did I actually but if I could have whipped out my camera and snapped that for you folks, I would have!

 

[ms_intrigue]

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[ms_intrigue]

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[Jekyll87]

Ok, so dance class was a riot. I have this thing at the end of the night the kids and their parents have to participate in the "silly song" and dance. Any kind of dancing they want to. I had ONE dad that reminded me of EA, with his moves. Not that I've seen EA actually dance, but he was doing a fair imitation of John Travolta in SNF. Oh man, I had to giggle. Of course the kids don't see a single thing wrong with his dancing, nor did I actually but if I could have whipped out my camera and snapped that for you folks, I would have!

Sound absolutely hilarious. But I'd love to see EA bust out his moves even more. Send a camera to him.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Jhe, I'm fresh off a long weekend in the Blue Ridge mountains, where I bought a shirt that says "Paddle faster! I hear banjo music..." I thought you might appreciate that.

giggle...yep it is everywhere in those neck of the woods (see what I did there).

 

[Wings27]

Sound absolutely hilarious. But I'd love to see EA bust out his moves even more. Send a camera to him.

Fresh meat!!! Where have you been? We've missed you.

 

[Jekyll87]

Fresh meat!!! Where have you been? We've missed you.

I've been here all along. I'm just a little shy, and a little prone to being silent when I don't have a funny comeback ( which is most of the time ).

Oh and why do I attract all these nicknames ? I'm not complaining though.

 

[Wings27]

I've been here all along. I'm just a little shy, and a little prone to being silent when I don't have a funny comeback ( which is most of the time ).

Oh and why do I attract all these nicknames ? I'm not complaining though.

You seem like the person I would like to squeeze. And I actually mean that in a non-sexual way...for the most part. PLUS, I give nicknames to everyone, even though they don't always know it.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Now that sounds really good, we all has a spare mixer drum here, and as we's real hungry perhaps we'll clean it out for the party an you can makes your con queso dippy thingy fer the whole crowd when y'all gets here. Oh, and Ms IN was just here lookin' for the erasers, guess the bust sculptures are goin' pretty well judgin' from all the clay handprints on her tube top...though she seemed a little miffed....

Miffed..oh you have it all wrong. John, I hate to tell you this, but after today, I think I am falling for Effram. He is actually an amazing man and a fantastic sculpture and lover. True, he is an idiot savant, and drools and needs his diaper changed, but his art moves me.

 

[jhe1950]

Jhe, I'm fresh off a long weekend in the Blue Ridge mountains, where I bought a shirt that says "Paddle faster! I hear banjo music..." I thought you might appreciate that.

Well we probably would like it here if'n we weren't all tone deaf, besides the only lyrics we know are Barnacle Bill the Sailor....but sure 'nough thank y'all for thinkin' of us...(dang I thinks I need somemore o' Hiram's brew.....), and y'all make sure ya here fer the festival...