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[NoJo]

Has anyone here found a lost story on Hampstead Heath recently? If so, it might be mine.

Please post if you find it, or better still, flush it down the toilet after masturbating over it -- that's what I was going to do with it.


All the best, Joe.

 

[Belegon]

Hey Stranger!

WTF? Where have you been buddy? Regardless, it is good to see a post from you again...take care and I hope it is not too temporary of a visit...

 

[CharleyH]

Hey Sub Joe! Good to see you kicking around. Happy holidays

Nope. Have not yet located, but I'm certain it's not far away. Promise to flush once done.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Belegon said I was supposed to tackle someone here . . . Is this the right address. If it isn't, I'm going to send a really nasty email to yahoo.maps . . .

 

[NoJo]

Re: Hey Stranger!

WTF? Where have you been buddy? Regardless, it is good to see a post from you again...take care and I hope it is not too temporary of a visit...

Hey Belegon, I just dropped off for a while, you know how it is... anyhoo. You have great definition on those biceps. I must stop looking now. No, but really, is that your natural color?

 

[NoJo]

Hey Sub Joe! Good to see you kicking around. Happy holidays

Nice to see you Charlie. Seeing you reminds me that I must remember to hang a stocking up this year. Last Xmas eve I tossed all night imagining a fat hairy bloke ramming himself down my chimney and packing my sock while I was asleep.

 

[cloudy]

Good to see you back, Joe!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

 

[NoJo]

You too, Cloudy!

 

[destinie21]

Sub Joe is it really you?

 

[ChilledVodkaIV]

And the thing is, you never saw them in the same room together. Angela told me she thought they were the same person and I said well how could they be? he's got a moustache and long blonde hair but she hasn't.

and she looked at me sort of funny and said she? so I told her all about Ryan's dirty little secret.

the funny thing is, she didn't believe me. I'm not entirely sure I believe me, but then again that's no great loss at this time of night.

Eldred walked in just then and said have you seen this guy outside? he's just standing there and looking in the window and Angela said that's him! that's him!

well I had to have a look then didn't I? and do you know what? it was. But without the moustache. and with shorter, darker hair. and Eldred said I wouldn't mind fucking that.

me and Angela just stared at him. he's never actually said he was gay or bi or anything but he always left you wondering. quite often he also left you wandering. of course, that's how me and Angela met in the first place. I was wondering and she was wandering and we never realised that the one thing we had in common was a homonym. one letter difference and our lives became entangled forever.

Walk and wank. grow and glow. slot and slut. cant and cunt.

mindst you, if it hadn't been one letter it would have been several. hand delivered and illuminated. confessing love and undying devotion and leaving them at the door to wonder as you wander.

But she never did believe me. Eldred did, but she didn't. I really like Angela.

 

[Guest]

... we never realised that the one thing we had in common was a homonym.

Brilliant. Wish I'd wrote it.

Perdita


p.s. welcome back Four.

 

[minsue]

Gary Chambers appears yesterday, Joe today. Is it too soon to hope for an MG reappearance?

Welcome back, Joe!

 

[Guest]

Gary Chambers appears yesterday

Min., I missed him. Where? P.

 

[minsue]

Min., I missed him. Where? P.

In Sher's Seasonal Affective Disorder... thread. Just for one post, the damned tease!

 

[shereads]

Has anyone here found a lost story on Hampstead Heath recently? If so, it might be mine.

Please post if you find it, or better still, flush it down the toilet after masturbating over it -- that's what I was going to do with it.


All the best, Joe.

I found a story on the corner of Grand Avenue and 37th St. that belongs in the Hampstead Heath story category.

Is it yours?

 

[Belegon]

Re: Re: Hey Stranger!

Hey Belegon, I just dropped off for a while, you know how it is... anyhoo. You have great definition on those biceps. I must stop looking now. No, but really, is that your natural color?

It is me and it is my natural color. the hair has a tendancy to go strawberry blonde with the sun in the summer and I have now taken to getting it done to re-match the beard...but that is the color it grows in with...and thanx on the arms, I've been working hard to get them back to my "old self"....(turning 39 very, very soon...)

 

[shereads]

And the thing is, you never saw them in the same room together. Angela told me she thought they were the same person and I said well how could they be? he's got a moustache and long blonde hair but she hasn't.

and she looked at me sort of funny and said she? so I told her all about Ryan's dirty little secret.

the funny thing is, she didn't believe me. I'm not entirely sure I believe me, but then again that's no great loss at this time of night.

Eldred walked in just then and said have you seen this guy outside? he's just standing there and looking in the window and Angela said that's him! that's him!

well I had to have a look then didn't I? and do you know what? it was. But without the moustache. and with shorter, darker hair. and Eldred said I wouldn't mind fucking that.

me and Angela just stared at him. he's never actually said he was gay or bi or anything but he always left you wondering. quite often he also left you wandering. of course, that's how me and Angela met in the first place. I was wondering and she was wandering and we never realised that the one thing we had in common was a homonym. one letter difference and our lives became entangled forever.

Walk and wank. grow and glow. slot and slut. cant and cunt.

mindst you, if it hadn't been one letter it would have been several. hand delivered and illuminated. confessing love and undying devotion and leaving them at the door to wonder as you wander.

But she never did believe me. Eldred did, but she didn't. I really like Angela.

Okay, dammit. Where are you keeping Chilled Vodka and what are your demands?

 

[neonlyte]

Fucking amazing how people turn up just when you thought you'd finished the prezzie buying.

Hey Joe! How's it hanging?

Neon/Wills