looking for bitches to fuck in colorado

I'M REALLY SURPRISED

at the dearth of responses to your ad. It was romantic, pithy and just the sort of thing any girl would want to hear to put her in the mood for whatever you had in mind. Hang in there, I'm sure the right girl will respond very soon.

Regards,

WG
 
How does he do it?

My requests are generally nice and not so forward...and I get no replies...:( Why?
 
Re: I'M REALLY SURPRISED

waverlysgirl said:
at the dearth of responses to your ad. It was romantic, pithy and just the sort of thing any girl would want to hear to put her in the mood for whatever you had in mind. Hang in there, I'm sure the right girl will respond very soon.

Regards,

WG
:rolleyes: Well said. ;) LOL!!
 
Re: How does he do it?

Bigsully08 said:
My requests are generally nice and not so forward...and I get no replies...:( Why?

Oh, Big Sully, don't give up. Just continue to be the nice young man that you are and the girls will find you. I don't recall reading any of your ads, so maybe you could give them a bump later in the day and some will respond. (This time, I'm not being sarcastic.)

Regards,

WG
 
Re: Re: Re: looking for bitches to fuck in colorado

B20civic said:
where my bitches at?:confused:

I believe they are all waiting for you in that remedial English class you keep skipping.
 
There is something here that could change my life

I am curiously drawn to you.

I also have the proclivity to jam red-hot pokers in my earholes and sometimes I do my own enemas with imported kangaroo urine but that's besides the point.

If you would like to expand your horizons just let me know, big boy.

Hogjack
 
Re: There is something here that could change my life

hogjack said:
I am curiously drawn to you.

I also have the proclivity to jam red-hot pokers in my earholes and sometimes I do my own enemas with imported kangaroo urine but that's besides the point.

If you would like to expand your horizons just let me know, big boy.

Hogjack

LMAO!!!

Stand in line baby...I want him first!!!

I'd pm him but I'll bet his box full with all the requests from such and amazing personal ad...
 
Looking for Bitches to fuck?????

I am despondent! , surely someone as eloquent and sensitive as yourself will steal away all the "bitches" and there will be none left for the rest of us guys


:nana:
 
I'm blown away with the beauty of your request....such eloguent words...such mastery of the English language:rolleyes:


I don't know any bitches...how bout a son-of-a bitch:devil:

As you can tell .....I'm simply bored tonite...lmao
 
B20civic said:
i truly am a ladies man :) :wiggle:

It is a good way to get attention.....but I always used that name in regard to female dogs!!

And I'm still bored at 430 in the morn:D
 
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