Women’s thoughts on dick tattoos

[Davemoribund]

So I’ve always been curious. What do women really think of them. I’m not talking about the art work on them but the idea in general. It has been my experience that even if a woman didn’t want to fuck me a dick tattoo has been a free bj almost every time and my cock is small. If the women could explain this to me.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It has been my experience that even if a woman didn’t want to fuck me a dick tattoo has been a free bj almost every time

Alright, this piqued my curiosity. What is the tattoo of? and it's on just the shaft?

and my cock is small.

Well, I have to doff my cap, you legend

If the women could explain this to me.

Not a woman but maybe for the story? It's non-threatening?

 

[Taegul]

Oh damn. I thought we were going to have a discussion of dicks being drawn on foreheads. It's not just for frat parties, ya know...

 

[sallysparrow23]

So I’ve always been curious. What do women really think of them. I’m not talking about the art work on them but the idea in general. It has been my experience that even if a woman didn’t want to fuck me a dick tattoo has been a free bj almost every time and my cock is small. If the women could explain this to me.

What is the tattoo on your dick? You can't leave us in such suspense! I've never personally seen a tattooed cock so I don't have an opinion. I asked my tattoo artist once of he ever did tattoos on guys dicks and he said he did one for a guy that asked for wood grains on the shaft and written above it said "Walk the plank".

 

[Harrypalm]

 

[Davemoribund]

Well it’s not of approved material for me to speak about due to forum rules but yes as of right now it’s only on the shaft but am looking to get the rest done the head didn’t hold the ink but I was in prison so not the best materials lol

 

[Mrtenant]

That would be cool to have Gene Simmons from KISS tattooed on the head all in makeup and shit.

Or a snake. The Devil. Oh yea.

Damn dude, you got me thinking.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Well it’s not of approved material for me to speak about due to forum rules but yes as of right now it’s only on the shaft but am looking to get the rest done the head didn’t hold the ink but I was in prison so not the best materials lol

Serious question - do you have to stay hard or be hard while receiving a tattoo on your dick? If so... How does that work?

 

[LostHorizon]

So I’ve always been curious. What do women really think of them. I’m not talking about the art work on them but the idea in general. It has been my experience that even if a woman didn’t want to fuck me a dick tattoo has been a free bj almost every time and my cock is small. If the women could explain this to me.

I am not a woman so I am curious myself what they have to say about it.

As a man the mere thought of having a tattoo on my dick makes me squirm in pain.

 

[KatieDoes]

One would think you could have asked any of the plethora of women who are apparently queued up to suck your graffiti dick?

 

[Ricardus]

Serious question - do you have to stay hard or be hard while receiving a tattoo on your dick? If so... How does that work?

I have no idea about this, but the question reminds me of an old joke I heard years ago.

A man goes into a public bathroom while he's on holiday in Florida, and notices that the man at the next urinal has WENDY tattooed on his shaft. He can't believe the coincidence, because he also has the same tattoo, of his wife's name, in the same place.

So he says, "I guess your wife's called Wendy too?" The other replied, "Nah...I'm just from here." And he stretches out his cock, so that the tattoo now reads: WELCOME TO FLORIDA, HOME OF SUN, SEA, SAND AND JOLLITY.

You're welcome

 

[Ricardus]

One would think you could have asked any of the plethora of women who are apparently queued up to suck your graffiti dick?

Now that really made me laugh. Thank you!

 

[Davemoribund]

One would think you could have asked any of the plethora of women who are apparently queued up to suck your graffiti dick?

lol good one but no I didn’t mean it that way. But yes for the most part i haven’t been curious until lately. When it became a topic again while trying to find a tattoo artist to do the rest. So I figured what better place to ask than here

 

[Davemoribund]

Serious question - do you have to stay hard or be hard while receiving a tattoo on your dick? If so... How does that work?

Yes well kind of you have to at least have some blood in it to lay the pattern on there the rest can be stretched except the head and the cheater method if you don’t like the pain is get hard and put a few rubber bands around it but also some people stretch it over a pill bottle. To do the nuts you tape the skin stretched to a desk or a book or something like that.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Now you see it, now you don't, now you do, now you don't.

 

[BongoGal]

I'm thinking that a temporary tattoo could be a good prank. "Hey, honey, check out my new ink!"

 

[Shenanigans90]

He made a lasting impression on her.

https://imgur.com/a/o0HOyvW