Looking for a story

[hotsnatch6]

I was thinking recently about a story I read some time ago which was very erotic and arousing. Perhaps someone can help me find it.

The story is about a man who goes away for a week on business and calls home mid-week to see how his wife is doing. Another man answers the phone and the husband assumes at first that he has the wrong number until he hears his wife's voice in the background saying, "Who the hell is that?" The husband is stunned and is hoping that perhaps it's a repairman or a neighbor who has come by to borrow the lawn mower. The man's hopes are dashed as this strange man proceeds to tell the husband about all the finger-banging, dry-humping, ass-screwing, titty-fucking and nut-busting that has been going on in his absence. The part I remember most vividly was that the husband was so upset that all he could say was "You fucker!" and the guy responded with "You shitter!" and then hung up the phone.

I hope everyone has a lovely holiday.

P.S. I'm also interested in stories about whiskey dick if anyone has a good one.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

P.S. I'm also interested in stories about whiskey dick if anyone has a good one.

What's that?

 

[emap]

What's that?

I was wondering the same thing, so I googled, you are lazy today.

Whiskey dick has two meanings, the first one is to drunk to get a boner and the other is drunk enough that he lasts longer than normal. I'm pretty sure in this case snatchy is thinking of the second one.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

I was wondering the same thing, so I googled, you are lazy today.

Whiskey dick has two meanings, the first one is to drunk to get a boner and the other is drunk enough that he lasts longer than normal. I'm pretty sure in this case snatchy is thinking of the second one.

I found a web site with redneck boys on it like a small time, no name, country band or some shit.


P.S.
I figured if someone asks for a specific story they could/should supply info on what the hell they're talking about!

 

[emap]

I had that one come up as well but first on the results was urban dictionary, seemed a more appropiate link to click.

Does make you wonder a little though, why whiskey dick, I always heard and called it drunk dick. I don't know maybe that's just a southern saying or I'm to old.

 

[sxyhotwfe6649]

P.S. I figured if someone asks for a specific story they could/should supply info on what the hell they're talking about!

Or it could be that they assume people who have no idea what is being discussed will refrain from commenting in that particular thread.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Or it could be that they assume people who have no idea what is being discussed will refrain from commenting in that particular thread.

Now, how does that allow open discussion and collaboration on future stories at Lit?

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... Does make you wonder a little though, why whiskey dick, I always heard and called it drunk dick. ...

In the UK it is often called "brewer's droop".

 

[lloydbon]

What's that?

I had whiskey dick one night while I was on leave in Japan. I arranged for a sweet young geisha to spend the evening with me but after six bowls of Sake I couldn't get it up. She offered to give me a massage but I'd been warned by a friend of mine that she might try to jam her finger up my ass so I said no.

 

[LindsayRae]

I had whiskey dick one night while I was on leave in Japan. I arranged for a sweet young geisha to spend the evening with me but after six bowls of Sake I couldn't get it up. She offered to give me a massage but I'd been warned by a friend of mine that she might try to jam her finger up my ass so I said no.

Write up a tale about it.

 

[lloydbon]

Write up a tale about it.

Listen, honey, you've been riding my ass all night. Is there something you want from me? All you keep saying is to write up the tale then. Well, let me tell you something - I have half a mind to light up your tail instead! How do you like those apples? If all you can do is follow my ass around and make some comment about how I should write it up, then how about if I follow you around tomorrow watching your ass giggle and getting hard so that I can rip down your drawers, bend you over and go to town? Where I come from, little lady, a modicum of respect is in order before one goes off half-cocked, shooting their mouth off at someone else. I may be new to this GD forum but I'm a Korean War veteran and I didn't risk my life for this country to have some smart-assed bimbo trying to tell me what's what.

Aside from that, I really appreciate your input and look forward to a long and healthy relationship interacting with you on this sexually explicit forum. Have a great night.

 

[Iftheshoefits]

Interesting because I have always known "Whiskey dick" to mean you are so drunk that you CAN'T get it up, not the other way around. In fact, too much liquor has no positive effect on men's sexuality what-so-ever...(other than giving them the balls to ask for it).

I suppose that could make an interesting story, but it sounds like either a cheating or a female masturbation story to me.

 

[LindsayRae]

Listen, honey, you've been riding my ass all night. Is there something you want from me? All you keep saying is to write up the tale then. Well, let me tell you something - I have half a mind to light up your tail instead! How do you like those apples? If all you can do is follow my ass around and make some comment about how I should write it up, then how about if I follow you around tomorrow watching your ass giggle and getting hard so that I can rip down your drawers, bend you over and go to town? Where I come from, little lady, a modicum of respect is in order before one goes off half-cocked, shooting their mouth off at someone else. I may be new to this GD forum but I'm a Korean War veteran and I didn't risk my life for this country to have some smart-assed bimbo trying to tell me what's what.

Aside from that, I really appreciate your input and look forward to a long and healthy relationship interacting with you on this sexually explicit forum. Have a great night.

Wow. lol So much for the Story Ideas board. Sure as hell didn't mean to piss you off by recommending that you write stories since you were bumping threads and all.

 

[sirhugs]

Or it could be that they assume people who have no idea what is being discussed will refrain from commenting in that particular thread.

then the entire general board would go "poof"

 

[Lost_Yonder]

then the entire general board would go "poof"

lmao!!!! if only life were so simple, of course when it goes "poof" it will have to take all the listers who grovel in there along with it...

 

[jeanvaljean23]

go on a fictionous side.. i haven't read any god werewolves sores lately... u wanna try it...

 

[LindsayRae]

then the entire general board would go "poof"

Quite true!

 

[hotsnatch6]

In the UK it is often called "brewer's droop".

I've loved the British vernacular ever since a friend of mine back in college told me at a party that he was pissed and going out to look for some fags.