Looking for a micropenis or an elephant in clitoris

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I am interested in finding one or both of the above. My interest is both aesthetic as well as sexual. I want to explore the pros and cons of having the above attributes. When I was much younger and an undergraduate, I dated a woman for about a month. The first time I put my hand up her skirt I thought she was a man. My groping hand discovered a massive clitoris that felt like a soft penis. I ran away like the immature prick that I was back then. Again, I was in a communal shower in the cricket club when I noticed a fellow with a micropenis. Even in the hot shower, it must have been less than 4 millimetres. He seemed unmoved by the other men gazing at it.
Now, alas, I am older I, as stated above, have a great interest in sharing ideas, suggestions and knowledge with the above persons. I am discreet, sensitive and libertine. I am broad-minded and open to new ideas and lifestyles. I have attended three UK universities.