It is such a relief for me to find this personal. When men see me as a big-titted young woman they automatically draw the assumption that I am extremely intelligent as well. I don't know why they expect me to have the best of both worlds; I am only one, top-heavy person. I am relieved to finally be able to give up this charade I have been living for years, hiding copies of Cosmo inside of genetics textbooks and quickly turning off Toddlers in Tiaras when my boyfriend enters the room. If you want a girl who is as dull as she is curvaceous, I think we could be quite happy together.
