Looking for a dumb girlfriend

[Primalex]

Everyone is always looking for a good-looking, intelligent partner. But what about the dumb ones? Don't they deserve a loving relationship like everyone else?

So, if you are good-looking, but not the brightest in the pond - feel free to message me. No pressure to try to look like you are smart - we can talk about all the dumb things and I'll do with you all the things dumb people do.
I won't laugh if you ask "Is this chicken, what I have, or fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken of the sea." I'll watch Two and a half men with you. Even American Idol. We ban all books from the house and replace them with an iPad with lolcats. And proper spelling in your messages is completely optional, I will be able to figure it out. And if you are on a magazine cover with your blouse barely covering your boobs and state in this magazine:"Oh, I want to get away from my sexy image", I'm not going to reply:"Hell girl, how about covering your tits then?", but will just nod silently.


If this appeals to you, don't hesitate any longer, message me!

 

[katt91]

It is such a relief for me to find this personal. When men see me as a big-titted young woman they automatically draw the assumption that I am extremely intelligent as well. I don't know why they expect me to have the best of both worlds; I am only one, top-heavy person. I am relieved to finally be able to give up this charade I have been living for years, hiding copies of Cosmo inside of genetics textbooks and quickly turning off Toddlers in Tiaras when my boyfriend enters the room. If you want a girl who is as dull as she is curvaceous, I think we could be quite happy together.

 

[t_platz4]

funny

You are very funny and I like that.

 

[totaldominator]

It is such a relief for me to find this personal. When men see me as a big-titted young woman they automatically draw the assumption that I am extremely intelligent as well. I don't know why they expect me to have the best of both worlds; I am only one, top-heavy person. I am relieved to finally be able to give up this charade I have been living for years, hiding copies of Cosmo inside of genetics textbooks and quickly turning off Toddlers in Tiaras when my boyfriend enters the room. If you want a girl who is as dull as she is curvaceous, I think we could be quite happy together.

Haha, this moron probably thought you were serious!

 

[reallyunsure]

Primalex, Katt91, <3 to both of you.

 

[MissAntiSocial]

This is amazing.

 

[Daw3tspot]

This is hilarious

 

[nonfictional]

Ha ha! May the force be with you guys.

 

[foxseeker]

Well this will light a bonfire of synthetic cardboard cutouts.

 

[danteafi]

You win an internets! It should be arriving in the mail soon.

 

[Primalex]

Haha, this moron probably thought you were serious!

Wow. That was one of your longest postings ever.

More amusing is what you wrote here
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=43176595&postcount=2670

Very well said, and I for one as a guy, do not appreciate when people are not treated with respect

You do not appreciate it when people are not treated with respect. Very interesting. So there are only two possibilities left - you do not appreciate your very own self or you are a liar. Care to elaborate?

 

[FinallyFree83]

This is hilarious... Thanks for the morning laugh you two.

 

[LimoAndPizza]

This thread is nails. Well done.

 

[TheOneThatGotAway]

Absolutely love this.

 

[DepressedHere]

I prefer a cute girl, instead of someone who is probably gonna hurt her self..

 

[faustafoot]

Warning!

I prefer a cute girl, instead of someone who is probably gonna hurt her self..

Hmmmmm. Depressed here, do you need some help?

 

[zeppy69]

Wow. That was one of your longest postings ever.

More amusing is what you wrote here
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=43176595&postcount=2670



You do not appreciate it when people are not treated with respect. Very interesting. So there are only two possibilities left - you do not appreciate your very own self or you are a liar. Care to elaborate?

I think he may have been intending it as a joke; when I read it, I looked at his post as being in the spirit of the first two.

 

[DarkLisa]

Love it! Thanks for the laugh, two thumbs up to both of you.

 

[sweetandtwisted]

Ironically, this is pure genius.

 

[quietpetitegirl]

sometimes you really just want someone who is silly and would enjoy your company, lol good luck!

 

[cumbtwntits]

It is such a relief for me to find this personal. When men see me as a big-titted young woman they automatically draw the assumption that I am extremely intelligent as well. I don't know why they expect me to have the best of both worlds; I am only one, top-heavy person. I am relieved to finally be able to give up this charade I have been living for years, hiding copies of Cosmo inside of genetics textbooks and quickly turning off Toddlers in Tiaras when my boyfriend enters the room. If you want a girl who is as dull as she is curvaceous, I think we could be quite happy together.

love it.

 

[Aphro]

I'd message you, but I am too dumb to figure out how to do it. Sorry.

 

[Isana]

Reading that was so much fun. Thanks for the hilarity~

 

[PhilGarlic]

my

my girlfriend is deaf as well.....

 

[JasonDaniel]

Just sayin.....

At every party you will find the intelligent girls by themselves, while the dumb blonds are surrounded by men. Just sayin....