LOOK everybody, IT'S SIMPLY SOUTHERN!!!

[Marxist]

Explain yo self:

 

[SimplySouthern]

I defy explaination.

If I told you everything is would give away that air of mystery.

 

[Merelan]

Standing back in aew. Then confusion.
"Haven't I seen you someplace?"

 

[Marxist]

Guys, I know sharing PM's is kind of verboten but I couldn't let Simply Southern's pass.

Dear Marx,

I've been gone from the board because I coud not find the perfect lime to place between my magnificent brown grand tetons. I know that sounds silly but it is true. I searched at Krogers, A and P, all of the chains but no one had even one luscious and ripe and deserving of my monster melons. It's indulgent. Yes. But if your tits looked this good, would not only the best do for you too? Anyway, my journey led me all the way to Titilimnaoga, Mexico. There, I picked a bushel of the most delicate jungle limes to place between my enormous globes of satisfaction. I hope all went well in my absence. Did Miles finish that sex change he wanted badly? Did Laurel purchase another kitty? Do fill me in on all of the details. I anxiously await, lime juice slowly dripping towards my ......

Simply Southern

Sorry Southern, I just had to tell the truth.

 

[SimplySouthern]

No. I was not there. It was a rumor.

Merelan, I never took you for the rumor spreading type!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Dammit...my secrets revealed.

Tattletale.

Hey....anyone ever tell you that you resemble the love child of Spike Lee and Snoop Dog?

 

[Marxist]

Dammit...my secrets revealed.

Tattletale.

Hey....anyone ever tell you that you resemble the love child of Spike Lee and Snoop Dog?

Only tangentially.

 

[Demian]

lol

Stand up for Spike and Snoop, and continue to ignore Paul Robeson

 

[SimplySouthern]

Go ahead. Admit it. They are your role models!

 

[Marxist]

Go ahead. Admit it. They are your role models!

I'll admit it once Demian admits he's the same bum on Peachtree with a sign that says, "Will suck dick for beer, just being honest," OR Simply Southern finally admits to being from Jersey and eschewed the nickname "Just Jersey" for her much sexier moniker.

 

[Chuckus]

Howdy SS. Glad to see you.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Missed you SS, hope you are well.

Merelan... what HAVE you done with David?