Look bitch

[laumar]

He's talking to you 'cos you've been a client & known his brother for years.
If you want to fuck him come onto me first & we'll all play (since you are quite pretty). Otherwise he's MINE!!!

 

[laumar]

You can go down On me and get me and get me ready for him and suck his cock yo make sure it's hard enough for me. And if he can last long enough to make me cum, maybe I'll let him fuck you afterwards.

 

[laumar]

oh dear. I have no recollection of writing this.
In my defence, I had just come back from a wedding and was slightly worse for wear.

 

[nisha_in61]

I didn't understand!

 

[photobuff56]

Apparently talking to your self LOL

 

[laumar]

I didn't understand!

I wrote it and I don't understand what I wrote

Apparently talking to your self LOL

Looks that way doesn't it? Unfortunately as it was hubbie's brother's wedding, decorum prevented me from saying it to her. God I was so mad!

 

[Etoile]

Well, that was hilarious.

 

[laumar]

Well, that was hilarious.

No, that was embarrasing. This bloody woman was coming on to my husband all the way through the reception and evening party, despite me and our kids being there. I mean who does that? Really?

The doubly annoying things were: A) she really is gorgeous, B) hubbie was too pissed to do anything when we got home and C) weddings always make me horny.

 

[bi_ian]

Amongst friends here x

 

[silver_eyes]

Drink makes fools of us all.

 

[MrsCCfromRC]

Not to worry, I think we've all posted something when under the influence that we later wish we had not.

 

[photobuff56]

I wrote it and I don't understand what I wrote





Looks that way doesn't it? Unfortunately as it was hubbie's brother's wedding, decorum prevented me from saying it to her. God I was so mad!

Oh well its all behind you now.

 

[rod43]

Amongst friends here x

Indeed you are

 

[laumar]

Thank you everyone.

 

[free_and_easy]

Made me laugh though ..thank you...

 

[sammy121]

You should have suggested that she had a chat with you if she wanted your fella and call her bluff could have becOme interesting

 

[Missouribiguy]

A bit aggressive, I like it.

Best drunken thread ever!

 

[imready2]

Love it and How did you really feel! Hilarious! Thanks! Could be a story line for someone...

 

[Missouribiguy]

Ok, to back track, why do weddings make you horny?