Look at the size of this cunt!

Last night I was driving home and stopped for fuel in the middle of Wisconsin. It was late, I was tired so at first my brain wasn’t really processing what I was seeing but it appears that for that gas station, the best big hunting grounds for spiders was ON each gas pump. I slid my card in the machine and grabbed the pump, and then as I went to insert the pump into my car the spiders all moved due to the noise or vibration. They were stationed all around the pump, nearest the light at the top of it. I still feel like they could be crawling on me and it’s 5 hours later. Unexpected, unwanted, and while I’m really ok with spiders I am not ok with a large volume of spider surprise. Ick.
 
Last night I was driving home and stopped for fuel in the middle of Wisconsin. It was late, I was tired so at first my brain wasn’t really processing what I was seeing but it appears that for that gas station, the best big hunting grounds for spiders was ON each gas pump. I slid my card in the machine and grabbed the pump, and then as I went to insert the pump into my car the spiders all moved due to the noise or vibration. They were stationed all around the pump, nearest the light at the top of it. I still feel like they could be crawling on me and it’s 5 hours later. Unexpected, unwanted, and while I’m really ok with spiders I am not ok with a large volume of spider surprise. Ick.

Jesus, that's awful. I'd have drove away screaming. Or better still did what Rutger did in The Hitcher.
 
I had a large wolf spider crawling right next to me on my back steps yesterday.

Spider Surprise would be a great name for a band or song.

I bought a pair of gold and diamond earrings in Tomah for $8, so it’s not all bad. It’s a great halfway picking point between here and Chicago.
 
I had a large wolf spider crawling right next to me on my back steps yesterday.

Spider Surprise would be a great name for a band or song.

I bought a pair of gold and diamond earrings in Tomah for $8, so it’s not all bad. It’s a great halfway picking point between here and Chicago.

That’s why I meet the ex there to exchange the packages. ;)

I now wish I had been surprised with nicely priced earrings and not the spider mob.
 
Warning, no need to click on this thread, she's British, so the cunt isn't a real cunt.:D;)
 
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