Long Island....stand and say hello

[Maxell46]

Well...................been reading this Litrotica stuff for a year or so.I love these stories and tho I have not been onto this message board much I really like the way all you folks think!
I'm a man/guy/dude/ living on LI and looking to chat/e mail with a nice woman.
Nothing heavy...............nothing serious..............just friendy talking with a bunch of tittalation and turning each other on involved without the pressure of meeting.
Unless that is agreed upon and it goes that direction

I'm a goodlooking in shape man with a very nice easy going way about himself.
Love to laugh....................live................and love!

So?
Any Long Islanders out there?
Or..................
...............woman folk interested in a cyber type "friendship"

Thanks for reading this and hope to hear from someone!
J

 

[Maxell46]

A bump

 

[e8vandv8u]

Maxell~ Sounds like you could use a friend. Looks like I will be the first one to stand up and say. Hello My name is Vanessa and I live in Suffolk County Long Island. Can J come out and play?

 

[Maxell46]

Hi Vanessa!
Thanks for the welcome.Still learning my way around these message boards.I seem to lose threads that interest me........................but that could be from having to many interest me
I look forward to making new friends here and indulging in ..........................all this fun stuff ;-)

And yeah....................J can cum out and play!

 

[e8vandv8u]

Well J click the usercp button and you will see all the recent posts you have made I was in your shoes not to long ago. Now only if I can get into your shorts

 

[Maxell46]

I coulda sworn I bought these shoes brand new!!

I did click on that part of Lit and was amazed to see my every post!
Technology at its finest!

My shorts...........................await your arrival and any exploration that may be encountered .!!

 

[Maxell46]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................
I just read your recent postings!!!

My shorts have gotten tighter as I struggle to contain the serpent within them

 

[Maxell46]

??
No other sexy woman from LI out here?
Lurkers sign in!


C'mon ...................
There has to be others?
Wives/with boyfriends/single/bi/straight/curious....................
Just looking for a few good people to write with
My name is John and I'm hoping to connect with a nice female who enjoys erotica/turning each other on etc

 

[e8vandv8u]

Well John, There are alot of beautiful women from Long Island here on Lit. Hello ladies Seems to be alot more men though
You should tame that serpent. He may get out of hand. I'm sure he is hard to control already. Here's what you do. Get a firm grip around his neck.Squeeze it tight!He may get away.Now you have to calm him. Still with the firm grip, stroke him slowly. This should start to ease him, although he may feel like he is getting tense this is normal don't you worry. OK you got it under control now? If you need any further help please don't be affraid to ask. I am very good with these out of control serpents


Hey I almost forgot to ask what part of Long Island are you from? I am in Suffolk County.

 

[Maxell46]

Thanks for the serpent taming sugestions ;-)
I may need a hand..............or two..............as he has been a wily sort of critter and at times is just not wanting to settle down!

I'm on the south shore of Nassau County.
Hope everyone had a great Labor Day !

 

[Jaded1]

I'm on the south shore of Nassau County.
Hope everyone had a great Labor Day !

Hi, Maxell...

I grew up on the south shore of Nassua County in a little town called Baldwin. Right between Freeport, Hempstead, and Rockville Center. I am now in the small sleepy New England town of Woodbury, Connecticut! small world isn't it...

Hey, e8vandv8u question hon! Have you ever had any experience handling a anaconda... It's a feisty bastard with a naught habit of spitting. I sense it would take hours and hours to subdue it. It especailly likes tight wet warm places... You know gurl Connecticut is only a hop, skip, and hump away from long Island...

Jaded1, CT

 

[Maxell46]

just a bump

 

[Maxell46]

I'm shocked/dismayed/confused and a bit taken aback that there are no Long Islanders out here!
Female that is!
Surely there has to be one woman( sans tats and piercings!) that would enjoy a nice e mail relationship with a nice guy!

Lurkers please feel free to get in touch!
I'm a very nice man................and just looking for a friendly woman!
john

 

[NYSubGrpplr]

Plenty of guys, not to many girls. Your better off going to a club brotha.

 

[e8vandv8u]

Jaded1~ an anaconda huh........well i will have to say no on that one. I have a great idea. Do you know where I could get my hands on one. I would love to feel it squirm and slitter in my hands. I am sure if I have any problems you could guide me right?

 

[Jaded1]

Jaded1~ an anaconda huh........well i will have to say no on that one. I have a great idea. Do you know where I could get my hands on one. I would love to feel it squirm and slitter in my hands. I am sure if I have any problems you could guide me right?

Well, e8vandv8u as a matter of fact I do know were you can find such a beast. It is a very fiesty reptile and I fear it will be very labor intensive before it will become exhaust. However, I would be there for ya for that long hard ride. After all evrything eventually cums to a end....

Hi, e8vandv8u....

Jaded1, CT

 

[e8vandv8u]

Well.................Jaded1 it sounds like a tough task. Almost impossible to handle alone. Though I really enjoy getting down and dirty kneed when I am hard at work, it would make it soooo much easier if I had a little bit of help. You know get one job done have time for others May I bring a friend along

Yes everything does cum to an end but when I am around it doesn't end there.




Hello Maxell46~ How are you doing sweetie?

 

[Jaded1]

Well.................Jaded1 it sounds like a tough task. Almost impossible to handle alone. Though I really enjoy getting down and dirty kneed when I am hard at work, it would make it soooo much easier if I had a little bit of help. You know get one job done have time for others May I bring a friend along

Why....e8vandv8u you very naughty vixen. Are your suggesting a threesome... Are you refering to a second female snake tamer or braggin about handling two snakes at the same time. I agree it probably would take two tamers to subdue this animal. I will warn you that it will seek shelter in warm wet spots. It will bury itself deeply and will have to be pulled back out. Only for it to hide itself again. Perhaps it would be wise to have another pair of hands to help with all the pushing and pulling. A good freind that would be willing to switches places and recieve that same pleasure. Oops I meant to say punishment repeatedly over and over. I sense this struggle would take hours. Who knows possible days or a entire weekend......

Jaded1, CT

 

[Maxell46]

You two are having just TOO much fun!!!!

I have a Cobra.......................thick headed son of a b^&$h that is looking for a warm tight place to nestle in.He is unruly and needs a womans touch to tame him!Perhaps two fine woman!

I've gotta go......................he is crawling out of my shorts and needs attention ;-)

 

[Frost0x0]

hey long islanders
im from LI too

 

[Maxell46]

Hey Frost!
Welcome aboard!!!!

Male or female Frost?

 

[Jaded1]

<bump>

 

[Maxell46]

Thanks Jaded!!

 

[SuzieQ-zie]

Hey J

I'm standing here on Long Island.....waving at cha! Too bad you're not a bi-female looking for a LI couple. They're very rare you know (bi-fems looking for couples who want to have fun, that is). Well...happy hunting for a lady.

Suzie

 

[Jaded1]

Hey J

I'm standing here on Long Island.....waving at cha! Too bad you're not a bi-female looking for a LI couple. They're very rare you know (bi-fems looking for couples who want to have fun, that is). Well...happy hunting for a lady.

Suzie

Hi, SuzieQ

Waving back at cha! What part of Long Island... I grew up in Nassau county! Listen E8vandv8u, Maxell, and myself are putting together a sex orgie... Wanna cum...

Jaded1, CT