Lock Her Up!

[Boxlicker101]

Little Mary Contrary felt good about the new hair style she wore to the school where she was a student in Third Grade. It was also admired by her best friend, Susie.

"What do you call the way your hair is combed?" the friend inquired.

"Bangs," Mary replied.

Fortunately, a member of the Thought Police heard this interchange. While sounding the alarm, he snatched the little terrorist out of the school and took her to jail in the special armored car intended for such dire threats. She was locked up in Juvenile Detention and expelled from school for the safety of her schoolmates and Society in general. Susie was arrested too, but reluctantly released when the authorities decided her query had not been motivated by wickedness.

That'll teach Mary she can't get away with evil deeds in the nation's schools.

 

[rae121452]

i heard she was the school slut, too.

 

[Boxlicker101]

i heard she was the school slut, too.

Both high school and college.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Fortunately for Mary, she was a scion of an incredibly wealthy and influential conservative family who had deep roots in the political and business spheres of her residing state. Within the space of thirty minutes — perhaps even less as such matters are put into praxis — and a few backdoor phone calls, she was released from juvenile detention with her slate wiped clean of blot.

Beaming with joy from her unfettering, she embraced her best friend Suzie who awaited her release with double cheek kisses and they both eventually grew up to womanhood in cozy comfort to be trophy wives and brood mares to likewise scions of conservative families who became judicial firebrands in their state with their eyes set for a seating on the Supreme Court.

Both Mary and Suzie would eventually turn liberal after discovering their husbands' infidelities with younger, blonder women. It is said in whispers and underground e-mails amongst the social circles of their state that they became secret lesbian lovers with a fetish for hirsuteness after the affairs were brought to light, but such color commentary hearsay I have only heard secondhand and cannot corroborate empirically in good faith.