Location, Location, Location.........

[~Breathe~]

This is where us Aussies can leave details of the interesting places we have had sex
AND/OR where we would like to have sex!​

(Pics too if you have them!)

Post all your tales but remember to put a bold header on it to say whether it is
something you have DONE or an IDEA you have had
............that way we can all pay you out or applaud as appropriate back at Aussies

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Have fun !!!!!! ​

and we have our very own wonderful Nostress to thank for suggesting this thread too!​

 

[t202]

I'd like it anywhere these days!

One of mine and my wife's best was in France in June in a tent in a thunderstorm on a cycling holiday after copious amounts of Apple Brandy...... the earth and everything else shook ... several times!

 

[koalabear]

[b]done[/b]

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[australwind]

I'd like it anywhere these days!

One of mine and my wife's best was in France in June in a tent in a thunderstorm on a cycling holiday after copious amounts of Apple Brandy...... the earth and everything else shook ... several times!

So it is true what they say about cycling making you blokes horny!!!

 

[australwind]

Idaho at the base of the Rockie Mountains. An incredible bright blue sky, huge pine forest, critters scurring aboout everywhere, you could tell it was spring. The sister of a friend of mine decided to take me on a hike this beautiful morning...........Oh wait I'm not an Ausssie, sorry....

That's alright.... we will forgive you only if you're nice to Breathe.....

 

[koalabear]

That's alright.... we will forgive you only if you're nice to Breathe.....

Asked to do the impossible again!

 

[m.j.h]

Asked to do the impossible again!

It is possible, I bet if you try real hard then you can manage.

 

[~Breathe~]

Asked to do the impossible again!

Almost time to try out the ignore member thingymajiggy methinks

 

[m.j.h]

Almost time to try out the ignore member thingymajiggy methinks

What did I do?
Oh wait you mean some one else, Silly me.

 

[rozweb]

Done it

When caving at the age of 21 with a special friend .... found a quite little spot, away from all the other people and flash lights.... lets just say the sounds of moans travel large distances in Caves

 

[nostress]

Done

I use to work for the railways many years ago, and one night I had a friend with me in the second locomomotive as it was nice and private we got down to a little fun and never noticed the train pulling into the station, the platform was packed with people but because the cabin was dark we couldnt be seen (well I dont think we could) there was heaps of people not ten feet away that could be seen very clearly but we managed to continue what we started

 

[nostress]

When caving at the age of 21 with a special friend .... found a quite little spot, away from all the other people and flash lights.... lets just say the sounds of moans travel large distances in Caves

so you found your cave man then ???

 

[rozweb]

so you found your cave man then ???

He was a bit of an Ape The funnist part of it was that I was with a church young adults group... wasn't following the rules was I !!

 

[~Breathe~]

Done

Ok, a short, sharp and shiny list which I will add to as I recall things.....

• On the bonnet of a strangers car in Light Square Adelaide (CBD) at 5pm with traffic zooming all around us
• On the pool table in the staff room of the local CES office - after hours
• In a Drs consulting room directly off the lift area in a suburban hospital during visiting hours with a guy with a full leg cast in a wheelchair and the door wouldn't lock
• In a stairwell above a busy nightclub and we were caught by a group of three girls looking up at us just as I was leaning over the rails and he was giving it to me so I couldn't move!
• In the back of a shaggin' wagon which was up on wheel stands in a workshop where 5 guys were having a Friday night piss-up.....yes they cottoned on...that be another story folks
• In a shaggin' wagon (different one) in the carpark of my friends flat while my Dad was upstairs looking for me (I was 15 at the time)..THAT was scary!
• Busy getting it on in an ensuite toilet and didn't realise our friends where just outside the window and it was open..sure went quiet for awhile out there
• In a pool at a motel by the outdoor bar which was open and busy (lights were off in the pool though)..
• In a shared house which we supposedly had to ourselves. They had divided the two sleeping areas in a large room with a sheet hanging down - took at least 30 mins before a guy trying to sleep directly on the other side of the sheet lifted it and asked us how much longer we would be
• Trying to find SOMEWHERE to go when I was much younger and we both lived with our parents, we used the local playground slippery slide - under it not on top of it!!!!

.........................to be continued

 

[rozweb]

Now that is a list Breathe... the fact that there is more to come is very impressive

 

[~Breathe~]

He was a bit of an Ape The funnist part of it was that I was with a church young adults group... wasn't following the rules was I !!

No way I'm putting my girls in a young adults church group then! They are a bad influence!

 

[~Breathe~]

I use to work for the railways many years ago, and one night I had a friend with me in the second locomomotive as it was nice and private we got down to a little fun and never noticed the train pulling into the station, the platform was packed with people but because the cabin was dark we couldnt be seen (well I dont think we could) there was heaps of people not ten feet away that could be seen very clearly but we managed to continue what we started

Trev's bin working on the rail road, all the live long day....
Trev's bin working on the rail road, just to pass the time away...

 

[~Breathe~]

I'd like it anywhere these days!

One of mine and my wife's best was in France in June in a tent in a thunderstorm on a cycling holiday after copious amounts of Apple Brandy...... the earth and everything else shook ... several times!

ooh la la, sex during a storm hmmmmyea

 

[asian_princess]

Ok, a short, sharp and shiny list which I will add to as I recall things.....

• On the bonnet of a strangers car in Light Square Adelaide (CBD) at 5pm with traffic zooming all around us

• 
  
  B!! that was youuuuuuuu?!
  
  turn your head a little to the left and look down Pirie St in the alley next to The Planet (ahhh the good ol' days of youth) ...see that bare butt?! that's mine!!!*waves* hi!!!!

 

[~Breathe~]

B!! that was youuuuuuuu?!

turn your head a little to the left and look down Pirie St in the alley next to The Planet (ahhh the good ol' days of youth) ...see that bare butt?! that's mine!!!*waves* hi!!!!

Well I'll be AP! I saw you and all - well certain parts of you anyway and thought you lucky bitch you !! (what is it about the streets of Adelaide?)

 

[asian_princess]

*fantasy*

Well I'll be AP! I saw you and all - well certain parts of you anyway and thought you lucky bitch you !! (what is it about the streets of Adelaide?)

lol damn me! why cant i be a lucky bitch more often!!!

i dont know B...but i always wanted to park the car on the median strip on Frome Rd right outside the uni, and have the session of my life on the car bonnet in peak hour traffi under those gorgeous overhanging trees in autumn, the leaves falling on the footpath as we went at it. *sigh* i miss uni. lol

 

[australwind]

No way I'm putting my girls in a young adults church group then! They are a bad influence!

Honey, I would worry about sending them to school!!!

I was away on camp with 60 something grade 6 students as one of the female teachers needed as a supervisor. I had a room to myself in the barracks surrounded by the girls: meaning I was meant to be there to ensure their virtue and their moral integrity was safeguarded at night.

The Vice Principal decided that a midnight inspection of my facilities was defintiely in order as he was concerned about my moral standing (or should I say, lying!)

His inspection lasted several hours... his biggest challenge was getting back to his bunk before it was noticed he was missing!

 

[~Breathe~]

lol damn me! why cant i be a lucky bitch more often!!!

i dont know B...but i always wanted to park the car on the median strip on Frome Rd right outside the uni, and have the session of my life on the car bonnet in peak hour traffi under those gorgeous overhanging trees in autumn, the leaves falling on the footpath as we went at it. *sigh* i miss uni. lol

and THAT AP is a wonderful fantasy too- love those trees and I miss them - took pics of them (with all the starlings sleeping in them in the evening) last year from my motel room on North Terrace....

 

[~Breathe~]

Honey, I would worry about sending them to school!!!

I was away on camp with 60 something grade 6 students as one of the female teachers needed as a supervisor. I had a room to myself in the barracks surrounded by the girls: meaning I was meant to be there to ensure their virtue and their moral integrity was safeguarded at night.

The Vice Principal decided that a midnight inspection of my facilities was defintiely in order as he was concerned about my moral standing (or should I say, lying!)

His inspection lasted several hours... his biggest challenge was getting back to his bunk before it was noticed he was missing!

I always wondered what my teachers were up to on our camps! They always seemed really sleepy and quiet in the mornings (thats it I'm home tutoring my kids!)

 

[rozweb]

I always wondered what my teachers were up to on our camps! They always seemed really sleepy and quiet in the mornings (thats it I'm home tutoring my kids!)

We always knew what the teachers were up to!!!! Esp when in year 11 and 12, at that age you can sniff out alcohol and sex. Many a trip was spent trying to catch the teachers " with there pants down"
mmmmm esp on of the hunky just out of Uni teachers, sorry just getting lost in the memories