Location, Location, Location.........

rozweb said:
We always knew what the teachers were up to!!!! Esp when in year 11 and 12, at that age you can sniff out alcohol and sex. Many a trip was spent trying to catch the teachers " with there pants down"
mmmmm esp on of the hunky just out of Uni teachers, sorry just getting lost in the memories ;)

Lucky you! Not one of my teachers were hunky - but I do recall a particularly sleazy one who did some chasing after school hours - which I ran away from!
 
Lake Pokera

In a hollowed out tree trunk on Lake Pokera in Nepal. Those things are really not very stable and trying to keep low so that the Indian torists gently rowing their BOATS around didn't see us. The tree trunk canoe seemed like a good idea at the time but maybe a real rowing boat would have been a better idea. How we didn't capsize it I will never know. What people thought when they saw this treetrunk moving by itself?

We had a bit of a grope on the roof of the bus on the way there from Khatmandu too. Anything to take my mind of the drop below as this bus hurtled around the mountains.
 
picacho said:
In a hollowed out tree trunk on Lake Pokera in Nepal. Those things are really not very stable and trying to keep low so that the Indian torists gently rowing their BOATS around didn't see us. The tree trunk canoe seemed like a good idea at the time but maybe a real rowing boat would have been a better idea. How we didn't capsize it I will never know. What people thought when they saw this treetrunk moving by itself?

We had a bit of a grope on the roof of the bus on the way there from Khatmandu too. Anything to take my mind of the drop below as this bus hurtled around the mountains.


oooohhhh I like it, damn living in the desert!!!
 
I'd like to hear some more about the shaggin' wagon on stands episode....sounds like it was lots of fun

~Breathe~ said:
Ok, a short, sharp and shiny list which I will add to as I recall things.....
  • On the bonnet of a strangers car in Light Square Adelaide (CBD) at 5pm with traffic zooming all around us :eek:
  • On the pool table in the staff room of the local CES office - after hours :)
  • In a Drs consulting room directly off the lift area in a suburban hospital during visiting hours with a guy with a full leg cast in a wheelchair and the door wouldn't lock
  • In a stairwell above a busy nightclub and we were caught by a group of three girls looking up at us just as I was leaning over the rails and he was giving it to me so I couldn't move!
  • In the back of a shaggin' wagon which was up on wheel stands in a workshop where 5 guys were having a Friday night piss-up.....yes they cottoned on...that be another story folks ;)
  • In a shaggin' wagon (different one) in the carpark of my friends flat while my Dad was upstairs looking for me (I was 15 at the time)..THAT was scary!
  • Busy getting it on in an ensuite toilet and didn't realise our friends where just outside the window and it was open..sure went quiet for awhile out there
  • In a pool at a motel by the outdoor bar which was open and busy (lights were off in the pool though).. :p
  • In a shared house which we supposedly had to ourselves. They had divided the two sleeping areas in a large room with a sheet hanging down - took at least 30 mins before a guy trying to sleep directly on the other side of the sheet lifted it and asked us how much longer we would be
.........................to be continued ;)
 
selectivemaster said:
I'd like to hear some more about the shaggin' wagon on stands episode....sounds like it was lots of fun

soon SM..........soon................ ;)
 
From what i can gather to remain a member of the aussies and ansms threads I have to post here as well. Sexually i am pretty boring, however i think i can remember some odd places.

In the sand dunes at warnambool beach-with my wife but before we were married. We were camping with friends and as we were sharing our tent with someone (a bloke my girlfriend really liked who i was a little concerned about but later facts came to light that he would have been more interested in me than her)so we went for a walk on the beach at sunset and one thing led to another. i remember the fun and excitement of the occasion. she' still going on about the sand in her butt.
might be able to think of something else for a later post if anyones still awake after this one!
 
mortalwombat said:
From what i can gather to remain a member of the aussies and ansms threads I have to post here as well. Sexually i am pretty boring, however i think i can remember some odd places.

In the sand dunes at warnambool beach-with my wife but before we were married. We were camping with friends and as we were sharing our tent with someone (a bloke my girlfriend really liked who i was a little concerned about but later facts came to light that he would have been more interested in me than her)so we went for a walk on the beach at sunset and one thing led to another. i remember the fun and excitement of the occasion. she' still going on about the sand in her butt.
might be able to think of something else for a later post if anyones still awake after this one!

You have to be careful with sand, it can be a little abrasive!!!
 
mortalwombat said:
From what i can gather to remain a member of the aussies and ansms threads I have to post here as well. Sexually i am pretty boring, however i think i can remember some odd places.

In the sand dunes at warnambool beach-with my wife but before we were married. We were camping with friends and as we were sharing our tent with someone (a bloke my girlfriend really liked who i was a little concerned about but later facts came to light that he would have been more interested in me than her)so we went for a walk on the beach at sunset and one thing led to another. i remember the fun and excitement of the occasion. she' still going on about the sand in her butt.
might be able to think of something else for a later post if anyones still awake after this one!

Sand has excellent exfoliating properties so she would have had a baby-skin smooth butt after that! and no you don't HAVE to post but you have now so ner ner ner ner :nana:
 
~Breathe~ said:
Sand has excellent exfoliating properties so she would have had a baby-skin smooth butt after that! and no you don't HAVE to post but you have now so ner ner ner ner :nana:
you made me post under false pretences!!!!!! still since i'm here anyway.....

1987-balwyn victoria, relatively inexperienced boy and girl, need somewhere private, choose a cubby house in a kids playground next to the main road. not terribly roomy-and surprised the hell out of a couple of joggers who passed by closer than we expected!
 
mortalwombat said:
you made me post under false pretences!!!!!! still since i'm here anyway.....

1987-balwyn victoria, relatively inexperienced boy and girl, need somewhere private, choose a cubby house in a kids playground next to the main road. not terribly roomy-and surprised the hell out of a couple of joggers who passed by closer than we expected!

Oh! That reminds me of one of my memorys - will add it to my post :)
 
mortalwombat said:
you made me post under false pretences!!!!!! still since i'm here anyway.....

1987-balwyn victoria, relatively inexperienced boy and girl, need somewhere private, choose a cubby house in a kids playground next to the main road. not terribly roomy-and surprised the hell out of a couple of joggers who passed by closer than we expected!


Bloody hell, I think I know that park!!! It was you!!! :devil:
 
australwind said:
Bloody hell, I think I know that park!!! It was you!!! :devil:
Balwyn Park, on the cornet of whitehorse road and cherry rd. were you the woman who was cheering and clapping?
 
Done

South Perth foreshore, on the boardwalk thru the wetlands area, midweek.. around 2.00pm

Sometimes things just can't wait, they have to be done... there and then! And we did.

We chose a park bench just around a bend on the boardwalk and pleasured each other orally. Anyone could have seen us, there was no privacy, no screening and no warning if anyone approached. But we didn't care.

Damn, but it was good! :devil:
 
Ladybird said:
South Perth foreshore, on the boardwalk thru the wetlands area, midweek.. around 2.00pm

Sometimes things just can't wait, they have to be done... there and then! And we did.

We chose a park bench just around a bend on the boardwalk and pleasured each other orally. Anyone could have seen us, there was no privacy, no screening and no warning if anyone approached. But we didn't care.

Damn, but it was good! :devil:
*makes note to go for long walks with Lb next time i'm in Perth)
 
Ladybird said:
South Perth foreshore, on the boardwalk thru the wetlands area, midweek.. around 2.00pm

Sometimes things just can't wait, they have to be done... there and then! And we did.

We chose a park bench just around a bend on the boardwalk and pleasured each other orally. Anyone could have seen us, there was no privacy, no screening and no warning if anyone approached. But we didn't care.

Damn, but it was good! :devil:

Wetlands huh? Way to go LB!! Woohoooo!
 
~Breathe~ said:
Well I'll be AP! I saw you and all - well certain parts of you anyway and thought you lucky bitch you !! :p (what is it about the streets of Adelaide?)

I dunno . . . last time I was in Adelaide was 1986 for the Jazz Convention. It was New Year's Eve party and the Council very kindly put up a second set of traffic lights at the crossing into the riverland park.

But they didn't fool me!!

I aimed my weary body at the middle fo the inside pair and got home dry . . . ;)

<why is it that they put a piece of four by two in every can of West End lager . . . and at midnight they all magically link together into a pair of pieces and whack you on both ears . . . :rolleyes: ;) :devil: >
 
asian_princess said:
lol damn me! why cant i be a lucky bitch more often!!!

i dont know B...but i always wanted to park the car on the median strip on Frome Rd right outside the uni, and have the session of my life on the car bonnet in peak hour traffi under those gorgeous overhanging trees in autumn, the leaves falling on the footpath as we went at it. *sigh* i miss uni. lol


Uhmmm . . . does the bonnet of a car in a suburban driveway count? :p :devil:
 
mortalwombat said:
From what i can gather to remain a member of the aussies and ansms threads I have to post here as well. Sexually i am pretty boring, however i think i can remember some odd places.

In the sand dunes at warnambool beach-with my wife but before we were married. We were camping with friends and as we were sharing our tent with someone (a bloke my girlfriend really liked who i was a little concerned about but later facts came to light that he would have been more interested in me than her)so we went for a walk on the beach at sunset and one thing led to another. i remember the fun and excitement of the occasion. she' still going on about the sand in her butt.
might be able to think of something else for a later post if anyones still awake after this one!

Yeah . . . the sand thinggy is a bit abrasive in the sand dunes . . . not only does it get in every possible place, but it certainly polishes the old boy . . . painfully . . . :confused: :D :p :devil:
 
nostress said:
I use to work for the railways many years ago, and one night I had a friend with me in the second locomomotive as it was nice and private we got down to a little fun and never noticed the train pulling into the station, the platform was packed with people but because the cabin was dark we couldnt be seen (well I dont think we could) there was heaps of people not ten feet away that could be seen very clearly but we managed to continue what we started

Well . . . trains . . . in a compartment on a country night train between Hornsby and Gosford north from Sydney . . . :p :devil:
 
mortalwombat said:
you made me post under false pretences!!!!!! still since i'm here anyway.....

1987-balwyn victoria, relatively inexperienced boy and girl, need somewhere private, choose a cubby house in a kids playground next to the main road. not terribly roomy-and surprised the hell out of a couple of joggers who passed by closer than we expected!

Ahhh . . . parks at night . . . stark naked on the bridge over the water feature about 50 m from the road . . . I had to keep pushing the waterfall button to drown out the orgasmic screams of delight . . . :p :devil: :p
 
Rocket Man

Ok so most of you have seen those Big Metal Rockets in the kids Playgrounds,

Well years ago, when I was in my 20's, was giving a girl I had just met at a party a ride home.
was in the Greensborough are of Melb.
She spotted the park and wanted to stop and play on the swings, her being a bit tipsy I thought this was a reasonable request. lol
Anyway the park had one of those really tall meatal rockets, so we climbed all the way to the top, where some serious fondling began to take place, soon she had my cock in her mouth and was as hot as hell
so being the Gentleman that I am , I repaid her efforts by fucking her against the railings of the said Rocket.
It was awesome, and being so high, and a quite neighbourhood, her rather loud moans spread far and wide across the area.
A few lights went on in surrounding houses, boy that was funny.

Oh and if you happen to read this , and you were the female involved
Give me a Yell
would love to revisit some memories with you :D
 
Following Breath's example

Tail gate of the ute, 4am Hoddle st
Railings of the footy ground, Reservoir
Airport Toilets, Newcastle, had been a long seperation lol
Front seat of the van, Carlton 2am, busted by the cops, looking for a burglar
Beside a lake, Grampians, was good till 2 fisherman floated into view
Top of a hill, if you read my birthday story you know this one
Drive in, too numurous to mention, oh how i miss the good old days
Bush walking, again many many times, ahhh nature
My flat, on the kitchen sink, while her b/f snored 10foot away mm naughty
g/f bedroom, while her dad watched the cricket, sneaky fuck


Just a few that sprung to mind :D
 
DNA tower in kings park at night overlooking the city - absolutley gorgeous (got busted too!!)
Sydney train from Whatever station is on the Olympic route (pardon the pun) to Olympic park. middle of the day too. she said be quick....
One of those undeground hostels in Coober Pedy with no doors (same girl as above -she said be quick agian)
Toliet in some observation thing in Switzerland - its supposed to be the highest point in Europe a tourists can go to (i think- that was the novelty anyway)
beach, pool, kitchen, car..blah blah..
 
Aussie JP said:
DNA tower in kings park at night overlooking the city - absolutley gorgeous (got busted too!!)
Sydney train from Whatever station is on the Olympic route (pardon the pun) to Olympic park. middle of the day too. she said be quick....
One of those undeground hostels in Coober Pedy with no doors (same girl as above -she said be quick agian)
Toliet in some observation thing in Switzerland - its supposed to be the highest point in Europe a tourists can go to (i think- that was the novelty anyway)
beach, pool, kitchen, car..blah blah..

The DNA tower in Kings Park????

Bloody hell... you must be reasonably fit.... that's a bit of a climb up.......and not too good if you happen to have a thing about heights!

(My excuse for not climbing that tower any longer is that all those stairs play havoc with my aging knees!)

I would like to try the aerial walk through the gardens, though... but the buggers close that off at night, don't they?
 
australwind said:
The DNA tower in Kings Park????

Bloody hell... you must be reasonably fit.... that's a bit of a climb up.......and not too good if you happen to have a thing about heights!

(My excuse for not climbing that tower any longer is that all those stairs play havoc with my aging knees!)

I would like to try the aerial walk through the gardens, though... but the buggers close that off at night, don't they?
you're going to have to tell me where all these places are for when i'm in sydney next-or better still austral show me!!!!!! :nana:
 
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