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[fogbank]

If those are the perks, I'd apply to be his chauffer. Hell, if those are the perks, I'd be his chauffer on a volunteer basis.

 

[sirhugs]

Alas, he doesn't have one. His son is smoking hot too tho. . .

ohhh...incest angles spring to mind....which would you do first?

 

[Saucyminx]

If those are the perks, I'd apply to be his chauffer. Hell, if those are the perks, I'd be his chauffer on a volunteer basis.

Didn't you know the chauffer always gets to bang the caterer? I think its a union thing.

ohhh...incest angles spring to mind....which would you do first?

Tough choice--they are both just yummy. And the last party i catered for them, the Daddy put his arm around me and said i could move in and cook for them all the time.

 

[sirhugs]

Didn't you know the chauffer always gets to bang the caterer? I think its a union thing.



Tough choice--they are both just yummy. And the last party i catered for them, the Daddy put his arm around me and said i could move in and cook for them all the time.

did the Dad squeeze anything interesting? was soon watching?

 

[Saucyminx]

did the Dad squeeze anything interesting? was soon watching?

No, Daddy was a perfect gentleman mores the pity. Son accidentally brushed against my ample cleavage while helping me unload the van--at least i think it was an accident. They do tend to get in the way.

Got the hot tub cleaned up and running! Woohoo! hot tub sex!

 

[sirhugs]

No, Daddy was a perfect gentleman mores the pity. Son accidentally brushed against my ample cleavage while helping me unload the van--at least i think it was an accident. They do tend to get in the way.

Got the hot tub cleaned up and running! Woohoo! hot tub sex!

I have a serires based on hot tub sex, so you know I like the idea.

 

[Saucyminx]

I have a serires based on hot tub sex, so you know I like the idea.

Today i'm thinking the communal shower at my gym, in the church. Got real sweaty in aerobics today and my instructor was looking quite tasty as was my blonde exercise buddy. Thought a lil 3way les action in the church shower could be quite steamy--pun intended.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Today i'm thinking the communal shower at my gym, in the church. Got real sweaty in aerobics today and my instructor was looking quite tasty as was my blonde exercise buddy. Thought a lil 3way les action in the church shower could be quite steamy--pun intended.

Damn, what church is this, again?

 

[sirhugs]

In the Closet.

No not what you are thinking.

Thinking plot where two new lovers can't get privacy, so hide in the closet. Others pass by, risk of discovery....

 

[sirhugs]

thinking coffee shop again. except this time instead of the barista, a fellow patron. I'm thinking a plot where a shy guy ( anyone who has read my First Time stories knows him) keeps smiling each morning at a pyt. One day, they finally speak.....

trouble is, I wanna read it, not write it.

 

[Saucyminx]

Damn, what church is this, again?

It's my friend's church. Really strict evangelical church. I'm kinda the snake in the garden. I don't quite fit in.

Today, i want some in my garden. It is starting to look fabulous and i need some sun on my bare skin.

 

[sirhugs]

Today, i want some in my garden. It is starting to look fabulous and i need some sun on my bare skin.

have you read my story The First of May yet. Might be as good as real sex in the garden, but could do until hubby gets home....

 

[sirhugs]

at Sex addicts Anonymous. Just read a recap of Desperate Housewives. Where better to "get lucky" even for the terminally celibate amongst us ( looking in mirror)

 

[fogbank]

At a gelato stand in the hot sun.

Or one of those little ice-cream trucks. A Dicky Dee wagon. Maybe I could get a summer job driving one of those around the suburbs, with a clientelle of housewives who get some treats for the kids and then send them off to the park...

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

It's my friend's church. Really strict evangelical church. I'm kinda the snake in the garden. I don't quite fit in.

Today, i want some in my garden. It is starting to look fabulous and i need some sun on my bare skin.

Hmmm....such tempting thoughts....

 

[sirhugs]

At a gelato stand in the hot sun.

Or one of those little ice-cream trucks. A Dicky Dee wagon. Maybe I could get a summer job driving one of those around the suburbs, with a clientelle of housewives who get some treats for the kids and then send them off to the park...

gelato + sun = licking clean!!!

nice start

 

[Saucyminx]

At a gelato stand in the hot sun.

Or one of those little ice-cream trucks. A Dicky Dee wagon. Maybe I could get a summer job driving one of those around the suburbs, with a clientelle of housewives who get some treats for the kids and then send them off to the park...

You could just title it "Melting." And baby doll, i'd buy ice cream from you.

Hmmm....such tempting thoughts....

Well, i did write that one garden story last year--but that was sort of a "solo" effort, but if you are interested in reading it. . . Digging up the Past

In honor of the season, at an Easter Egg hunt. I was dragged kicking and screaming to one last weekend where there were a lot of rather yummy looking police officers in attendance. I should have offered to help "clean up" while the kids were off doing some craft project.

They did seem to enjoy watching me eat a blow pop. Mmmmm, cherry blow pops. . .

 

[Texguy84]

In honor of the season, at an Easter Egg hunt. I was dragged kicking and screaming to one last weekend where there were a lot of rather yummy looking police officers in attendance. I should have offered to help "clean up" while the kids were off doing some craft project.

They did seem to enjoy watching me eat a blow pop. Mmmmm, cherry blow pops. . .

You should have found a couple or three of them and offered to resist arrest

 

[sirhugs]

You should have found a couple or three of them and offered to resist arrest

police car sex or jailhouse sex?

 

[Texguy84]

police car sex or jailhouse sex?

Not a whole lot of room in the back of a police cruiser, at least not for that sort of thing, so it'd have to be at the jailhouse.

 

[Saucyminx]

Not a whole lot of room in the back of a police cruiser, at least not for that sort of thing, so it'd have to be at the jailhouse.

Well yeah, but i wouldn't mind being cuffed, and bent over the hood of the car.

 

[sirhugs]

Well yeah, but i wouldn't mind being cuffed, and bent over the hood of the car.

I think we've heard that before - about time somene wrote it!

"How to Use Handcuffs" ????

 

[Saucyminx]

I think we've heard that before - about time somene wrote it!

"How to Use Handcuffs" ????

for fun and profit? So i suppose they are busting a hooker? Take that any way you want.

 

[sirhugs]

for fun and profit? So i suppose they are busting a hooker? Take that any way you want.

lol.... I was thinking re the "How To" contest, which I doubt I'll essay ( punny, huh?)

 

[sirhugs]

at a kids birthday party - mismatched parents sneak off...