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Saucyminx said:
I'm not, but i'm taking a girlfriend with me who is terrible on long car trips. I'm considering drugging her up and tossing her in the backseat until we get there. Hmmmm, "Tossing her in the backseat"--that would be a good title.

esp if you have extra tie downs
 
love road trip sex...at least if I recall...well, love road trip sex stories anyway.
 
sirhugs said:
love road trip sex...at least if I recall...well, love road trip sex stories anyway.
Well, i'll have to do something extra special naughty on my trip so i can come home and write it up. ;)
 
Saucyminx said:
Well, i'll have to do something extra special naughty on my trip so i can come home and write it up. ;)

in the restroom at a roadside diner?
 
sirhugs said:
in the restroom at a roadside diner?

How about a restroom in one of those rest stops they have along the highways? You know the ones, with the picnic tables and vending machines and restroom?
 
Texguy84 said:
How about a restroom in one of those rest stops they have along the highways? You know the ones, with the picnic tables and vending machines and restroom?

up against the vending machine, which starts randomnly generating treats?
 
sirhugs said:
on a boardroom table

not novel, but in my mind just now
I always like that one for some reason. The one at the library was very very big and very sturdy and excellent fodder for all sorts of fantasies.

While away, a friend and i hit a winery. I was thinking it would be nice, all sticky from stomping grapes, bent over one of those big oak barrels.
 
Saucyminx said:
I always like that one for some reason. The one at the library was very very big and very sturdy and excellent fodder for all sorts of fantasies.

I've been planning to build a big, solid workbench in my shop, and I can't help think about the erotic possibilities. Large wood surfaces are always intriguing.
 
Saucyminx said:
I always like that one for some reason. The one at the library was very very big and very sturdy and excellent fodder for all sorts of fantasies.

While away, a friend and i hit a winery. I was thinking it would be nice, all sticky from stomping grapes, bent over one of those big oak barrels.


how about in the vat of raw grapes?
 
fogbank said:
I've been planning to build a big, solid workbench in my shop, and I can't help think about the erotic possibilities. Large wood surfaces are always intriguing.
YAY!!!! Fogbank is back. Hey sugar, how is marital bliss?

So today, anywhere--damn i'm just horny.
 
Saucyminx said:
YAY!!!! Fogbank is back. Hey sugar, how is marital bliss?

So today, anywhere--damn i'm just horny.

at the tanning salon? It might be girly action...
 
sirhugs said:
tasty though
True true.

Speaking of tasty, I'm thinking the bakery. I was flirting with this hot young guy working there who was icing a cake. We got talking and i mentioned i had been a pastry chef--so I was giving him pointers. (hmmm sounds like a clever euphamism.) Anyway--i just wanted to go back there and lick the icing off his fingers. For starters. :devil:
 
Saucyminx said:
True true.

Speaking of tasty, I'm thinking the bakery. I was flirting with this hot young guy working there who was icing a cake. We got talking and i mentioned i had been a pastry chef--so I was giving him pointers. (hmmm sounds like a clever euphamism.) Anyway--i just wanted to go back there and lick the icing off his fingers. For starters. :devil:

you know I love food play in stories!
 
Saucyminx said:
True true.

Speaking of tasty, I'm thinking the bakery. I was flirting with this hot young guy working there who was icing a cake. We got talking and i mentioned i had been a pastry chef--so I was giving him pointers. (hmmm sounds like a clever euphamism.) Anyway--i just wanted to go back there and lick the icing off his fingers. For starters. :devil:

Oh, gosh darn it, I seem to have gotten chocolate icing all over my cock.

Can anyone help me clean this off? ;)
 
Texguy84 said:
Oh, gosh darn it, I seem to have gotten chocolate icing all over my cock.

Can anyone help me clean this off? ;)
My Tex baby, but you are a messy one. How did this happen again?
 
Saucyminx said:
YAY!!!! Fogbank is back. Hey sugar, how is marital bliss?

So today, anywhere--damn i'm just horny.

Marital bliss suits me just fine, but I could never stay away from you and all your delicious suggestions. Speaking of which...

Saucyminx said:
Speaking of tasty, I'm thinking the bakery. I was flirting with this hot young guy working there who was icing a cake. We got talking and i mentioned i had been a pastry chef--so I was giving him pointers. (hmmm sounds like a clever euphamism.) Anyway--i just wanted to go back there and lick the icing off his fingers. For starters. :devil:

After two weeks on the fritz, my oven just got repaired today (why can't there ever be sexy repair ladies with poorly fitting jeans?), and so I'm thinking about baking. Specifically, dough: the right kind of dough, at just the right consistency, would make very intriguing restraints, were it knotted around the wrists and ankles.
 
Saucyminx said:
My Tex baby, but you are a messy one. How did this happen again?
Uhm... would you believe I tripped? :eek:

fogbank said:
After two weeks on the fritz, my oven just got repaired today (why can't there ever be sexy repair ladies with poorly fitting jeans?), and so I'm thinking about baking. Specifically, dough: the right kind of dough, at just the right consistency, would make very intriguing restraints, were it knotted around the wrists and ankles.

The only thing that comes to mind here are pretzel restraints. :D
 
I'm doing a catering job on Sat for a very wealthy family. The distinguished host is quite the hottie. i just want to call him Daddy and be his good little girl in the back of that pretty Mercedes he drives.
 
Saucyminx said:
I'm doing a catering job on Sat for a very wealthy family. The distinguished host is quite the hottie. i just want to call him Daddy and be his good little girl in the back of that pretty Mercedes he drives.

wil the chauffer get to watch?
 
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