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[Texguy84]

Ok, i feel almost guilty for this one, but we are going to the funeral of a friend's mother on Monday--and i have to say, i do get horny at funerals. I think it's all that raw emotion wrapped around everyone--and the limos are so spacious. . .and my husband looks so damn good in black.

Heh, almost guilty, eh?

Actually, have you ever seen Wedding Crashers? Will Farrel plays a guy who likes to pick up chicks at funerals

 

[Saucyminx]

Heh, almost guilty, eh?

Actually, have you ever seen Wedding Crashers? Will Farrel plays a guy who likes to pick up chicks at funerals

I haven't seen it--but Will Farrel could not pick me up, crack me up hell yes--pick me up not likely.

It seems to be a family trait--a A very pretty friend of mine attended my mother's funeral, and my 3 brothers and my brother-in-law called me over to ask "who is the hot blonde in the black dress?"

My brother-in-law (the veterinarian) proceeded to add, "we need to get her a dog."

 

[sirhugs]

Ok, i feel almost guilty for this one, but we are going to the funeral of a friend's mother on Monday--and i have to say, i do get horny at funerals. I think it's all that raw emotion wrapped around everyone--and the limos are so spacious. . .and my husband looks so damn good in black.

my best unfinished story opened with a funeral. It went 17 word pages with no sex before I quit.

 

[Saucyminx]

my best unfinished story opened with a funeral. It went 17 word pages with no sex before I quit.

I'd quit if i didn't get any for 17 pages too. Just kidding sweets--i bet its a great story, your's always are.

Little less maudlin--i wanna get some in the casino--maybe i could be the prize at one of the tables.

 

[sirhugs]

I'd quit if i didn't get any for 17 pages too. Just kidding sweets--i bet its a great story, your's always are.

Little less maudlin--i wanna get some in the casino--maybe i could be the prize at one of the tables.

the protagonist was searching for true love. He was depressed that his Dad had died, turned down consolation sex from his slutty sister in law, and afew other tramps.

I ran outta gas once he met the "nice girl". Couldn't figure out how they got past "hello" to sex on the way to "happily ever after". I'm not great at writing romance.

You could be the prize on top of the table!

 

[sirhugs]

At the Olympics

in the Village

in the dressing rooms

 

[sirhugs]

backstage at Presidents Day pagent at school. A parent volunteer, Dad, who is grumpy about being coerced to be Geo Washington, is cheered up by the pretty young teacher playing Martha.

 

[sirhugs]

in my new office, on the desk

 

[Saucyminx]

in my new office, on the desk

You need a secretary to go with that desk. I'm one hell of a typist.

I'm up for quick, quiet dressing room sex today. I feel the need for some new lingerie.

 

[sirhugs]

You need a secretary to go with that desk. I'm one hell of a typist.

I'm up for quick, quiet dressing room sex today. I feel the need for some new lingerie.

just a great time to plug my " Ross the Boss" series. Ross already got the secretary....but THIS desk is brand spankin' new....mmmmmmmmm

 

[sirhugs]

In Minxy's dressing room

 

[Saucyminx]

just a great time to plug my " Ross the Boss" series. Ross already got the secretary....but THIS desk is brand spankin' new....mmmmmmmmm

Teasing me with a spanking--and before my morning coffee even. Yes Sir!

 

[sirhugs]

Teasing me with a spanking--and before my morning coffee even. Yes Sir!

well, maybe the scene starts with you bringing coffee...

 

[Saucyminx]

well, maybe the scene starts with you bringing coffee...

and follows along to something sort of like my latest av? huh? huh? pretty please?

That is what i needed in that dressing room yesterday--a good hard spanking, and well, um, lots of other stuff.

 

[Saucyminx]

Today i just need it now. I don't care where. Bent over my desk, or on the computer chair with me on top, or hell, on the floor--whatever--i just need laid big time.

 

[sirhugs]

and follows along to something sort of like my latest av? huh? huh? pretty please?

That is what i needed in that dressing room yesterday--a good hard spanking, and well, um, lots of other stuff.

I thought maybe it was too hot, or not hot enough, so you'd be Goldilocks and I'd be Papa Bear. First I'd spank you, then I'd eat you...then lay you on the desk.

 

[sirhugs]

Today i just need it now. I don't care where. Bent over my desk, or on the computer chair with me on top, or hell, on the floor--whatever--i just need laid big time.

should we start a club?

I see it starting with you eaten on the desk, then riding the chair, then the chair tumbles us onto the floor....thoughI sorta used that scenario in one of the Ross the Boss scenes.

 

[carverII]

Today i just need it now. I don't care where. Bent over my desk, or on the computer chair with me on top, or hell, on the floor--whatever--i just need laid big time.

I so understand that feeling........


Bend me over the couch and just get it in there NOW!

 

[Saucyminx]

I thought maybe it was too hot, or not hot enough, so you'd be Goldilocks and I'd be Papa Bear. First I'd spank you, then I'd eat you...then lay you on the desk.

i'd need a wig to be goldilocks--but i can be curlylocks. Mmmm, after each smack would i get to say "thank you Papa."

should we start a club?

Yes definately--what shall we call it?

 

[Saucyminx]

I so understand that feeling........


Bend me over the couch and just get it in there NOW!

Yes Sir!

So the location of the day is most certainly the couch--or the meeting room for our new club. Hmmm, wonder if it has a couch. . .

 

[Saucyminx]

Oregon. I don't know why, but Oregon.

 

[sirhugs]

Oregon. I don't know why, but Oregon.

all I know of Oregon is that's where Wagon Train was headed, but they never got there...too busy fucking???

 

[Texguy84]

Oregon. I don't know why, but Oregon.

Pressed up against a tree, as some rugged mountain man plows into you agian and again?

 

[sirhugs]

Pressed up against a tree, as some rugged mountain man plows into you agian and again?

or on top of the giant logging machine, its power takeoff vibrating below her?

 

[carverII]

Yes Sir!

So the location of the day is most certainly the couch--or the meeting room for our new club. Hmmm, wonder if it has a couch. . .

My favorite is the middle of the woods.....someone please tie me to the tree.....