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[Saucyminx]

I used to have a big station wagon with fold-down seats. I kept a sleeping bag and a blanket back there in my college days. Ah, the shaggin' wagon. Having tried more 'intimate' vehicles though, I must say there's something kinda appealing about sex in an awkward and tight space.

My husband drove a Volkswagon Fastback. It's good i've always been flexible. I drove an Olds Cutlass Supreme--the trunk was very very roomy. I always kept pillows and blankets back there just in case.

 

[sirhugs]

My husband drove a Volkswagon Fastback. It's good i've always been flexible. I drove an Olds Cutlass Supreme--the trunk was very very roomy. I always kept pillows and blankets back there just in case.

there must be a story in how to fit a baguette into a Fastback

 

[emap]

I did once in a Volkswagon, the ride in it before and after was more fun.

The actual sex part would have been pretty good, tall roof except he was kinda thin and average, and didn't last long. I do have to admit, the steering wheel in my back wasn't so good, but it did get me to squeeze in on him, now if only he had played with my breasts.

All in all not that great of a day, only good part was the vibration on the driving parts.

 

[Texguy84]

I did once in a Volkswagon, the ride in it before and after was more fun.

The actual sex part would have been pretty good, tall roof except he was kinda thin and average, and didn't last long. I do have to admit, the steering wheel in my back wasn't so good, but it did get me to squeeze in on him, now if only he had played with my breasts.

All in all not that great of a day, only good part was the vibration on the driving parts.

You need someone to play with your breasts in a car? I'll DO that for you

 

[Texguy84]

And E--bigger is not always necessary (tho much more comfortable). If you are really horny, and dedicated enough, you can do it in a Volkswagon. Then again, somehow I think you probably knew that. . .

Heh... ever watch Mallrats?

Oh, that reminds me... how bout an elevator? One of the nice ones with the hand railing that's about waist high?

 

[sirhugs]

my Nude Beach Bride , or at least part one, is posted

 

[Saucyminx]

Heh... ever watch Mallrats?

Oh, that reminds me... how bout an elevator? One of the nice ones with the hand railing that's about waist high?

hee hee, yep--several times in fact. And elevators can be much fun--did that on a screw the alphabet bet. Just for the record, I did win that one.

there must be a story in how to fit a baguette into a Fastback

Several, and that's no ordinary baguette Sir.

I did once in a Volkswagon, the ride in it before and after was more fun.

I'm sorry it wasn't too much fun for you but at least I know it wasn't my husband then. lol.

 

[Texguy84]

hee hee, yep--several times in fact. And elevators can be much fun--did that on a screw the alphabet bet. Just for the record, I did win that one.

Screw the alphabet? I take it you have to have sex in a place for each letter?

 

[Saucyminx]

Screw the alphabet? I take it you have to have sex in a place for each letter?

ding ding ding ding! Give that man a cigar.

 

[emap]

Oh wow, a smart guy, go figure I though I had the only one.

I'll have to remember to find one of those elevators, the one time I have in an elevator it was one of those windowed ones on the outside of the building. He took me against the door at the top floor, with the emergency brake button on.

I would hope it wasn't your husband, that would be a little odd.

 

[Saucyminx]

I would hope it wasn't your husband, that would be a little odd.

except he was kinda thin and average, and didn't last long

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Nope! From that quote, I know it wasn't my husband.

So where shall we do it today??? It's laundry day. How about the laundramat? I know its been done, but luv the spin cycle.

 

[emap]

I enjoy being taken over the washing machine during the spin cycle better.

But of course we have a washing machine and dryer here, both really small and stacked over each other so that's kinda out unless I want to stare at wall or bottom of dryer.

Hmmm, you know actually that would make for a fairly interesting nonconsent story.

 

[Texguy84]

ding ding ding ding! Give that man a cigar.

Wow... that sounds... interesting.


What do you do for the letter Q? Or, now that I think about it... J?

 

[Texguy84]

OK, posting the first thing that pops into my head... how bout in a pillow warehouse? With piles and piles of fluffy pillows everywhere?

Next thing that pops in my head, a padded room?

 

[sirhugs]

OK, posting the first thing that pops into my head... how bout in a pillow warehouse? With piles and piles of fluffy pillows everywhere?

Next thing that pops in my head, a padded room?

there are a couple of mattress store stories, but none set in the mattress factory. She could be the virgin, hired as a mattress tester...

 

[emap]

Actually, that could lead to a rather interesting little tale on how the mattresses are tested. Say the factory has women as testers, each afternoon the workers get time off to go screw the testers on the beds, the executives do them all day, so they can get enough beds out the door each day.

 

[fogbank]

I was envisioning a story last night that kinda follows a similar transaction, but in this case the property exchanging hands would be a car: a woman in her early thirties is buying a new car, and thus selling the car she had driven for the last fifteen years of her life. She has a strong emotional attachment to the car, since it was where she lost her virginity, and had many fantastic experiences with the men she had loved over those fifteen years. The first person to answer the ad is a young man, just 18 and at a similar point in his life as she was when she bought the car. As she gives him a test-drive, she makes the decision that she wants to fuck in the backseat one last time, taking someone else's virginity the way she once lost hers...

I got this little beauty written and posted, (quickest turn-around ever for me), so check it out under Back Seat Driver in my stories...

 

[Saucyminx]

Wow... that sounds... interesting.


What do you do for the letter Q? Or, now that I think about it... J?

The q was at a quarry, and j was in the back of the jewelry store where my man worked at the time.

So today--my fantasy location would be Las Vegas. I feel lucky.

 

[fbsfantasy]

Ok, so we know who you want to fuck right now from that thread. Where would you like to fuck them?

So where would it be?

In an oldtime barber shop......you know the kind with a great big window in front and the old fashioned barber chairs. People walking by, peeking in as we explore our bodies, shave (not our faces) and play barber. Lots of shaving cream involved......

 

[sirhugs]

The q was at a quarry, and j was in the back of the jewelry store where my man worked at the time.

So today--my fantasy location would be Las Vegas. I feel lucky.

who's Lucky? What part of him/her are you feeling?

 

[Saucyminx]

who's Lucky? What part of him/her are you feeling?

When I get to Vegas, I'll let you know. Meanwhile, I may as well renew my membership in the Mile high club.

 

[sirhugs]

In an oldtime barber shop......you know the kind with a great big window in front and the old fashioned barber chairs. People walking by, peeking in as we explore our bodies, shave (not our faces) and play barber. Lots of shaving cream involved......

I like this one. Is it a lady barber, or does the barber keep cutting as the manicure gal gives head?

 

[sirhugs]

When I get to Vegas, I'll let you know. Meanwhile, I may as well renew my membership in the Mile high club.

will you bring your own, or find a fortunate victim onboard?

 

[Saucyminx]

will you bring your own, or find a fortunate victim onboard?

The mood I'm in this morning, maybe both.

 

[mack_the_knife]

The back of a flying taxicab, naturally! While it cruises the skyways on autopilot.