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[Saucyminx]

eek! now you've done it! I was being good, and resisting point berks to my story Hey Legs which fit the bill rather closely, and then you posted. The Boss in Hey Legs does indeed have a wife, and she shows up in Eating Lunch In , which is actually the fifth installment in my boss series ( out of six).
Coincidentally, both these stories are hovering just below an "H", and "5" votes would be realllly nice

Resistance is futile.

And i always find butter and handcuffs to be a winning combination.

 

[BedtimeStories]

And i always find butter and handcuffs to be a winning combination.

hee hee hee

 

[BerksMartin43]

Resistance is futile.

And i always find butter and handcuffs to be a winning combination.

If thats an offer I accept !!!

 

[Saucyminx]

Hmmmmmm

If thats an offer I accept !!!

Well, I hadn't really thought of it as an offer. LOL--but it does sound like fun.

 

[BerksMartin43]

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[Saucyminx]

Exactly!

And I understand that lots of exercise lowers cholesterol--so it's a win/win situation.

Hmmm--there's a thought: the bondage/butter fitness plan.

Dammit, where's that napkin?

 

[sirhugs]

And I understand that lots of exercise lowers cholesterol--so it's a win/win situation.

Hmmm--there's a thought: the bondage/butter fitness plan.

Dammit, where's that napkin?

napkin? We don't neeed no stinking napkin!

( we have our tongues)

 

[Saucyminx]

napkin? We don't neeed no stinking napkin!

( we have our tongues)

No no no silly Sir. To write down the idea for the bondage/butter fitness plan.

And i'll have you know it's a very nice napkin.

 

[BerksMartin43]

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[BlackSnake]

Anywhere I can get my gruby hands on them: in the grocery store in the fruit section (think bananas); in the parking lot (I keep my trunk cleaned and vaccumed); in the living room on the floor in front of the sofa (rug burn); on the washing machine (yep spine cycle); in her bed next to her husband while he is sleeping; in the park at night on the swings.

 

[emap]

And I thought I was bad, I've never in bed with the guys wife asleep right there.

 

[Saucyminx]

Do I get 50 / 50 on the royalties as I had a minor input into the idea ? Pretty please on bended knees ..

Absolutely! and, um, since you are down there. . .

in the parking lot (I keep my trunk cleaned and vaccumed);

A man that cleans and vacuums--now that is sexy.

 

[BerksMartin43]

Absolutely! and, um, since you are down there. . .

A man that cleans and vacuums--now that is sexy.

I am suprised that you didn't already know that I was taking advantage of you and using my lips and tongues whilst I was on my knees already ... I am a gentleman and never miss the opportunity to pleasure a lady.

 

[Saucyminx]

I am suprised that you didn't already know that I was taking advantage of you and using my lips and tongues whilst I was on my knees already ... I am a gentleman and never miss the opportunity to pleasure a lady.

Sorry-haven't had nearly enough coffee today.

 

[BerksMartin43]

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[emap]

Oooo, I know that one, hot wild sex for an hour.

Then the coffee.

 

[BerksMartin43]

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[Saucyminx]

Forget the coffee there are far better ways to kick start the day without caffeine ...

I just need coffee and sex to have a good morning--large, large amounts of both.

 

[sirhugs]

I just need coffee and sex to have a good morning--large, large amounts of both.

the coffee shop is an excellent sex story location

 

[emap]

Sirgugs your silly.

Everywhere is a great location for a story on Literotica, if someone can do a good one of sex on the sun, it will be posted here.

 

[BerksMartin43]

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[Saucyminx]

Have I told you I own a coffee plantation and as for the sex .. well without blowing my own trumpet I can provide large quantities of that too ...

Juan Valdez? Is that you? And if you can blow your own trumpet, what do you need me for?

Otherwise--i think i may be in love. . .

 

[BerksMartin43]

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[Saucyminx]

Sorry hun this definately is not Juan Valdez, does that mean I have lost your love now ? Darn just when I thought my life was looking up ..

No darlin--definately not! It took me months to get rid of JV, the whole donkey thing was just too freaky.

But you do still have the coffee plantation right???

 

[BerksMartin43]

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