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My Friend Kipper
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Another debate (I just received this one)
LOADED GUNS IN THE HOME !!
The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in
defense.
The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more
important than either.
The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
As John Steinbeck once said:
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
HE'LL JUST KILL YOU!
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics are
questionable.
3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The
reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying
and asked him, "Why do you carry a 45 ?" The Ranger responded,
"Because they don't make a 46."
6. Armed men will kill an unarmed men with monotonous regularity.
7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady
commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have
your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am, If I were
expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."
8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW
TO USE IT!!!
But wait, there's more!
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I
said,I did. She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To
which I said,
"Of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets!" She then
asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your
house?"
My reply was, "Not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching
fire either, but I have fire extinguishers, they are all loaded
too."
To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is
like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.
LOADED GUNS IN THE HOME !!
The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in
defense.
The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more
important than either.
The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
As John Steinbeck once said:
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
HE'LL JUST KILL YOU!
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics are
questionable.
3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The
reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying
and asked him, "Why do you carry a 45 ?" The Ranger responded,
"Because they don't make a 46."
6. Armed men will kill an unarmed men with monotonous regularity.
7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady
commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have
your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am, If I were
expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."
8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW
TO USE IT!!!
But wait, there's more!
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I
said,I did. She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To
which I said,
"Of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets!" She then
asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your
house?"
My reply was, "Not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching
fire either, but I have fire extinguishers, they are all loaded
too."
To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is
like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.