Little help pls...

[Tentacles]

Ahoy,

So heres the deal, i find my ass syringe (60cc) sitting in a puddle of beer on my desk. And im thinking WTF is going on here. good thing it was 211 thouugh.



-thanks

 

[5pintshefound]

Ahoy,

So heres the deal, i find my ass syringe (60cc) sitting in a puddle of beer on my desk. And im thinking WTF is going on here. good thing it was 211 thouugh.



-thanks

WTF????

 

[Eilan]

Your mom tastes like pancakes.

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

just remember, pancakes and blowjobs don't mix.

it should be noted, however, that incense and peppermints do.

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

what do peppermints have to do with incest?

see... this is the kinda shit that happens when you drown your butt syringe in beer.

just say no people.

 

[Tentacles]

thank you so much...


BTW never put hard alcohol in your ass, its unpleasant.

 

[5pintshefound]

see... this is the kinda shit that happens when you drown your butt syringe in beer.

just say no people.

what the hell is a butt syringe?!?! {am i to naiive for this thread>?!?!? }lol

 

[Bystander]

think butt...think syringe...and then leave the rest to your imagination. Atleast that is what i did

 

[5pintshefound]

thank you so much...


BTW never put hard alcohol in your ass, its unpleasant.

not sure why you would want to do that anyway


on a separate note. im pretty sure i heard somewhere if you wanna get drunk fast, do an alchi enema.... {not that i think THAT would be a good idea....}


tentacles... ur a sailor?!? in the carribbean?? hmm i bet i know where your stationed....LOL!

 

[EJFan]

pardon me while i got squirt a forty up my rectum.

 

[5pintshefound]

pardon me while i got squirt a forty up my rectum.

wow.. its been a crazy board this evening lol

 

[TBKahuna123]

pardon me while i got squirt a forty up my rectum.

Now this is an interesting way to "pour a little out for you hommies." Is that why all those kids let their pants hang off their asses? Easy access?

I think 50 Cent actually wrote about this, didn't he?
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
I can pour it up your ass, if you need to take a dump...

It also could put a whole new twist on the old George Thurogood song:
One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.

And I'd swear this was what Poison was talking about in the 80's:
What's got you so jumpy?
Why can't you sit still, yeah?
Like gasoline you wanna pump me
And leave me when you get your fill, yeah...

Chorus:
Beer in da butt
Just blows me away
Beer in da butt, butt
All night and day
Beer in da butt, butt, butt, butt
She just loves to play
Beer in da butt nothin' more to say


And finally I'll leave with this last thought. Wouldn't this be a great beer ad?:
The Miller Lite Enema. Tastes Great! Less Filling!

 

[EJFan]

And finally I'll leave with this last thought. Wouldn't this be a great beer ad?:
The Miller Lite Enema. Tastes Great! Less Filling!

LMAO!

i think you may have a career in marketing, TBK.

look at the corn in my beer!

btw. if you squirt beer up your pussy you can piss it out before you get drunk.

 

[Quoll]

I'm sorry sir, it appears that the gerbil has passed away.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I'm sorry sir, it appears that the gerbil has passed away.

Lemmewinks the Lush?

 

[TBKahuna123]

LMAO!

i think you may have a career in marketing, TBK.

look at the corn in my beer!

btw. if you squirt beer up your pussy you can piss it out before you get drunk.

Would that what they mean by drinking responsibly?

I did drink champagne out of a girl's pussy once. I know, I know, bad idea, but it seemed like a good idea at the time, oh so long ago. It's ok though, I was wearing a condom at the time.

 

[phoenix1224]

it should be noted, however, that incense and peppermints do.

And so does incense and clover.

 

[silverwhisper]

kahuna: i've had a similar experience involving whiskey sours and a shot glass.

ed

 

[EJFan]

i'm jealous of both you pussy-booze drinkers.

*adds this to to-do list*

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

EJ: well, are you a neat freak? b/c it's awfully hard to accomplish w/out creating a sticky mess, and not the fun kind, either. :>

ed

 

[EJFan]

EJ: well, are you a neat freak? b/c it's awfully hard to accomplish w/out creating a sticky mess, and not the fun kind, either. :>

ed

i haven't seen a pussy in about 25 years so i'm not going to let something like a sticky mess get in the way if the chance presents itself.

 

[TBKahuna123]

i haven't seen a pussy in about 25 years so i'm not going to let something like a sticky mess get in the way if the chance presents itself.

LOL! That's the spirit! Take one for the team.

And while you're at it, buy a round for the rest of us!