Little bit ala Laurel, little bit ala Muffin..... MEN: COCK CARE ROUTINES.
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MrBates
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Well, I'm not shy.
I don't have a pic though.
I will admit to occasional generous applications of a skin care product....Vaseline Intensive Care is *very* good.
But just about any nice hand lotion does wonders.
*helps those palm burns heal more quickly, you know*
MrB
I don't have a pic though.
I will admit to occasional generous applications of a skin care product....Vaseline Intensive Care is *very* good.
But just about any nice hand lotion does wonders.
*helps those palm burns heal more quickly, you know*
MrB
MrBates said:Well, I'm not shy.
I don't have a pic though.
I will admit to occasional generous applications of a skin care product....Vaseline Intensive Care is *very* good.
But just about any nice hand lotion does wonders.
*helps those palm burns heal more quickly, you know*
MrB
MrB,
I am sitting on my hands and biting my tongue on commenting about what kind of "hand lotion" you should be using
Cassidy,
aka juicylips
MrBates
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hehe...you KNOW I am NOT opposed to a little assistance in the application of that hand lotion.
Also, I do enjoy using a little feminine saliva (or certain *other* feminine secretions) as a substitute for the Vaseline Intensive Care lotion if need be.
MrB
Also, I do enjoy using a little feminine saliva (or certain *other* feminine secretions) as a substitute for the Vaseline Intensive Care lotion if need be.
MrB
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That's easy
Let's look at the wonderful world of cock maintenance.
Before the ages of 12 or 13 cocks require no maintenance at all. Then almost overnight they morph into what some people refer to as a trouser trout, or one eyed snake. Part of this miraculous process are sudden and uncontrollable changes which cause them to almost double or triple in size. The only way to cure the accompanying symptoms (blueballs, acne, slack-jawed, vacant facial expressions) is through a regular preventive maintenance program. Typically this can be done in the shower with plenty of soap and hot water, and usually lasts less than 15 seconds. Studies have shown that maintenance is required at least three times daily up until the early twenties. Some owners between the ages of 13 - 15 become obsessed with the program, but at that age there is no such thing as too much maintenance.
Between the ages of 18 - 55 (hehehe) most of the maintenance is outsourced, but in the absence of an outside vendor the owner will perform maintenance on an as-need basis. In those instances where the maintenance is actually outsourced, it's not unusual for the owner to continue the program, whether it is needed or not.
That's all I have to say about that.
Let's look at the wonderful world of cock maintenance.
Before the ages of 12 or 13 cocks require no maintenance at all. Then almost overnight they morph into what some people refer to as a trouser trout, or one eyed snake. Part of this miraculous process are sudden and uncontrollable changes which cause them to almost double or triple in size. The only way to cure the accompanying symptoms (blueballs, acne, slack-jawed, vacant facial expressions) is through a regular preventive maintenance program. Typically this can be done in the shower with plenty of soap and hot water, and usually lasts less than 15 seconds. Studies have shown that maintenance is required at least three times daily up until the early twenties. Some owners between the ages of 13 - 15 become obsessed with the program, but at that age there is no such thing as too much maintenance.
Between the ages of 18 - 55 (hehehe) most of the maintenance is outsourced, but in the absence of an outside vendor the owner will perform maintenance on an as-need basis. In those instances where the maintenance is actually outsourced, it's not unusual for the owner to continue the program, whether it is needed or not.
That's all I have to say about that.
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My oldest son will be 15 in May..
You mean to tell me, in his 45 minute showers, he ISN'T just washing his hair?
You mean to tell me, in his 45 minute showers, he ISN'T just washing his hair?
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Re: Re: That's easy
Actually the maintenance is for the mind - if we didn't do that we would go crazy. For most males our cocks are low or no maintenance items. Indeed, they seem to work all too well at the most inopportune and embaressing moments if we don't do regular maintenance.juicylips said:
Wow, that sounds like an awful lot of work just to keep it up and running
As noted above, just the opposite. Actually there is a happy medium; without maintenance our cocks seem to have a timing problem the first go around, then afterwards they perform well - if we maintain them too much then they sometimes don't perform at all when we really need them to perform - although personally I rarely reach that point (both because I am not presented with the opportunity, and because my recharge time pretty much precludes it).The more you maintain it, the better it performs???
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juicylips said:
Oh sure... laugh!
He ISN'T your son.. and YOU don't have to clean that shower
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The more you maintain it, the better it performs???
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As noted above, just the opposite. Actually there is a happy medium; without maintenance our cocks seem to have a timing problem the first go around, then afterwards they perform well - if we maintain them too much then they sometimes don't perform at all when we really need them to perform
What you mean "we," Kimosabe? Speak for yourself.
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The more you maintain it, the better it performs???
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As noted above, just the opposite. Actually there is a happy medium; without maintenance our cocks seem to have a timing problem the first go around, then afterwards they perform well - if we maintain them too much then they sometimes don't perform at all when we really need them to perform
What you mean "we," Kimosabe? Speak for yourself.
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I have two... you just post your address right here, and I'll personally deliver one of them to you.
Anyone else wanna be stalked... I mean, umm, want a digi cam?
Anyone else wanna be stalked... I mean, umm, want a digi cam?
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Does your cam have a wide angle lens?
Does your cam have a wide angle lens?
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This is one time I am NOT going to put up my "have camera, will travel" line.Azwed said:Well I would if I had a digital camera
Anyone wanna buy me one.
I am not going to post a photo of my cock - I might send a photo via email to certain interested parties, but only certain ones that have a valid reason for wanting to know what it looks like.
Sorry, but it is one thing to have your face on a porn board, and a whole different thing to have a photo of your cock there. If an employer or friends ever learned of the latter, the ramifications would be enormous.
Calamity Jane
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umm... STG, how is it worse to have your cock posted here? I mean, how many people can recognize you by it alone?
Unless, ya know, it's like Dillinger's. That would be a hard cock to forget.
Unless, ya know, it's like Dillinger's. That would be a hard cock to forget.
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pagancowgirl said:umm... STG, how is it worse to have your cock posted here? I mean, how many people can recognize you by it alone?
Unless, ya know, it's like Dillinger's. That would be a hard cock to forget.
thats because some of us have to work with some big pricks at work and the resemblance of some of these dick heads may be too much of a coincidence. LOL
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