Little Anne as a blond vixen?

[Riles]

This was all over talk radio yesterday.

http://www.thespec.com/news/canada/article/882528--anne-of-green-gables-goes-blond-on-new-u-s-cover

I feel sad that this is how new generations will know Anne.

 

[islandman]

Lindsey Lohan should play her.

 

[Riles]

Lindsey Lohan should play her.

BLASPHEMY!

30 lashes with a wet noodle!

 

[islandman]

BLASPHEMY!

30 lashes with a wet noodle!

You leave Lance out of this.

 

[Riles]

You leave Lance out of this.

Rest assured...it's just you and I.

 

[KRCummings]

Never read it. I liked Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys. Today I like John Sandford and Dennis Lehane and Lawrence Block. So ya know, no surprise there.

 

[Lancecastor]

I don't think you could possibly keep me out of her.

 

[thør]

I feel sad that this is how new generations will know Anne.

I was a freshman in college and Anne had long blond hair and huge tits. Oops, this is the wrong place for this story.

 

[Phelia]

Ow, my childhood

 

[Lancecastor]

She's a bit of a cutie, don't you think?

 

[Riles]

Never read it. I liked Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys. Today I like John Sandford and Dennis Lehane and Lawrence Block. So ya know, no surprise there.

I still have my Nancy Drew's, kept when there was hope of having a female child to pass them on to.

What about the movie series? I know it is more of a Canadian thing, but did it never air down in the US? Green Gables was required reading in primary school, and was the spin off for Road to Avonlea I believe.

 

[marshalt]

Redhead>blonde, every single time.

 

[Phelia]

She's a bit of a cutie, don't you think?

Oh, perfect. For those moments when Ann-with-an-e gazed out at the waves tossing themselves against the cliffs, bedecked in her moisture-wicking lululemons.

 

[Liar]

Somewhere on the Internets, there's bound to be smutty fan fiction.

 

[Lorilei]

This was all over talk radio yesterday.

http://www.thespec.com/news/canada/article/882528--anne-of-green-gables-goes-blond-on-new-u-s-cover

I feel sad that this is how new generations will know Anne.

That pisses me off.

 

[Riles]

I was a freshman in college and Anne had long blond hair and huge tits. Oops, this is the wrong place for this story.

Save it for the locker room studmuffin.

 

[Riles]

That pisses me off.

I know. How can this be? What about when she's called carrot?!

 

[Lancecastor]

Oh, perfect. For those moments when Ann-with-an-e gazed out at the waves tossing themselves against the cliffs, bedecked in her moisture-wicking lululemons.

I'd moisture wick that.

 

[Phelia]

I'd moisture wick that.

Oh, me too. I'd even call her Carrot if she asked me to. But it's the principle of the thing. There are some lines you don't cross. Anne's a ginge.

 

[bg23]

its like if they gave pippy longstockings a haircut and pearls.

 

[Lorilei]

I know. How can this be? What about when she's called carrot?!

Exactly! What's next? A brown-eyed Scarlett O'Hara? A 6-foot-tall Thumbelina?

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I thought Amazon had all these restrictions on porn? But they have no problem repackaging Little Anne as soft core porn?

 

[bg23]

or snow white has red hair and a tan.

 

[bg23]

Exactly! What's next? A brown-eyed Scarlett O'Hara? A 6-foot-tall Thumbelina?

captain hook has both his hands.

 

[thør]

Save it for the locker room studmuffin.

She and I are still friends.