Litsterisms

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well it sadly looks like we are down another Litster and all her wonderful threads. So I will resurrect my favorite.

Litsterism. Weird, wild, silly, or sexy quotes from your favorite people.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"You’ve got good taste though "
- she's not wrong Litster

 

[jason28053]

Well it sadly looks like we are down another Litster and all her wonderful threads. So I will resurrect my favorite.

Litsterism. Weird, wild, silly, or sexy quotes from your favorite people.

Who?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

"Stunning!"
(Dudes on lit commenting on photos)

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"You're fighting the urge so hard to engage with my sexy little weiner, I just know it."
- takes constant rejection well Litster

 

[saustin5432]

"I love that you’re more interested in the monkeys than the sexy time propositions"

- snow angel monkey Litster

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I feel attacked.

Need to up your game?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Stunning response.

Disappointed face emoji. Do better.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

"Why reply with two words when I can write four paragraphs?" -me, about myself, for over-answering a question. Poor @gga3737

 

[base10]

"Why reply with two words when I can write four paragraphs?" -me, about myself, for over-answering a question. Poor @gga3737

I would have written less, but didn't have the time

 

[Apisto42]

"Stunning!"
(Dudes on lit commenting on photos)

I told Corbal once that her ass was scintillating. She was such a sweet gentle lady with her response…

 

[gga]

"Why reply with two words when I can write four paragraphs?" -me, about myself, for over-answering a question. Poor @gga3737

I can never have too much of you.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I told Corbal once that her ass was scintillating. She was such a sweet gentle lady with her response…

Was her response something about chopping your dick off with hedge clippers?

 

[Apisto42]

Was her response something about chopping your dick off with hedge clippers?

It was something along the lines of “you’re a fucking idiot” but it ended up leading to a fun conversation.

 

[saustin5432]

"suck a dick"

- questionable eyesight Litster

 

[Dribble]

Well it sadly looks like we are down another Litster and all her wonderful threads. So I will resurrect my favorite.

Litsterism. Weird, wild, silly, or sexy quotes from your favorite people.

I miss her

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"That is the Pulpy Package I subscribed to, yes."

 

[AlpineFresco]

"You only love me for my cat ass"

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

"Art on". Correct usage "____ gives me such an art on."

"Rock, Paper, Vagina, Tongue, Spock" There is likely no correct usage, but in my head I come out a winner.

The best part of waking up Is your tongue in my cunt Ok, yeah that one is mine, but I am still trying to make it catch on.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"DO THE DAMN VOICE, PULPY!"

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Some days we let optimism rule our vagina

- not wrong litster

That, or we're ovulating

 

[aussiegeekygal]

"suck a dick"

- questionable eyesight Litster

"Suck a AIDS dick"

-Another Pmann hater our there

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Also not wrong!!

It's a dangerous place when the ladies of lit synch up

 

[aussiegeekygal]

"it's your fault I'm pregnant"

-me, to another litster

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oooh oooh I know this one, I know the litster! my fav story of yours

One day I'll tell her about this place

In about twenty years