Litopia

[Garnate]

Is it because you were drooling on yourself again?

YOU DON'T FUCKING GET TO JUDGE ME, GREEN.

 

[Jennifer]

It's no bother. The ball is likely in your court.

That most likely means we are going to fuck. Or I owe you $$.

 

[dg]

YOU DON'T FUCKING GET TO JUDGE ME, GREEN.

As someone who doesn't profusely drool on themselves I think I do.

 

[spacekowboy]

*Fapstodeathagain.*

Jesus this is going to make my insurance premiums skyrocket.

I hope you're fucking happy.

 

[dg]

That most likely means we are going to fuck. Or I owe you $$.

We can fuck first. It's a generosity I don't always extend, but I figure you are good for the money after.

 

[Jennifer]

We can fuck first. It's a generosity I don't always extend, but I figure you are good for the money after.

Foolish man. I will fuck you and run.

Who am I kidding, I never run. I will take a cab.

 

[Garnate]

As someone who doesn't profusely drool on themselves I think I do.

Cock sucking motherfucker.

*Fapstodeathagain.*

Jesus this is going to make my insurance premiums skyrocket.

I hope you're fucking happy.

I will pray for you.

 

[dg]

Foolish man. I will fuck you and run.

Who am I kidding, I never run. I will take a cab.

I'm sending my pimp after you. Garnate!

Cock sucking motherfucker.

You've gotta stop sending me on these house calls for men.

 

[1HF]

The hottest babe didn't appear until 246 posts in.

Ass cancer is scary.

You're so modest.

Quit being a pussy and take your ass cancer like a man

 

[Jennifer]

I'm sending my pimp after you. Garnate!



You've gotta stop sending me on these house calls for men.

Hey! I tucked it back. It was totally convincing.

 

[Saint Peter]

Male or female? I don't care. Just don't take off the squirrel costume until I am done.

Okay?

 

[Garnate]

Sigh. Can't I just drink? I don't want to smack a bitch up, I like newgirl. Do it your goddamn self; I'm busy putting off a video.

 

[dg]

Hey! I tucked it back. It was totally convincing.

It was all good until it hit me in the face and I started drooling because it was 9 inches long and I wanted to get it into my ass. How do I walk without leaking cum?!

 

[Garnate]

It was all good until it hit me in the face and I started drooling because it was 9 inches long and I wanted to get it into my ass. How do I walk without leaking cum?!

Now who's the drooler, ya fuck.

 

[Jennifer]

It was all good until it hit me in the face and I started drooling because it was 9 inches long and I wanted to get it into my ass. How do I walk without leaking cum?!

You don't lover, that's what makes it so delicious.

 

[Jennifer]

Sigh. Can't I just drink? I don't want to smack a bitch up, I like newgirl. Do it your goddamn self; I'm busy putting off a video.

For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE tell me it's a masturbation video.

Vegetables optional.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sigh. Can't I just drink? I don't want to smack a bitch up, I like newgirl. Do it your goddamn self; I'm busy putting off a video.

Keep the squirrel costume on until the vid ends.

Alright??

 

[dg]

You're so modest.

Quit being a pussy and take your ass cancer like a man

I am modest .

Fine. Give me the ass cancer. Hard.

 

[Garnate]

For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE tell me it's a masturbation video.

Vegetables optional.

It isn't. But this totally is.

Keep the squirrel costume on until the vid ends.

Alright??

I told you I don't have a problem with that. You never remember our fights

 

[1HF]

I really approve of the direction this thread has taken.

 

[Jennifer]

Keep the squirrel costume on until the vid ends.

Alright??

Fuck, I thought that you meant me. Now I am wearing this costume in my kitchen and I look like an asshole!!!

I must remember to read the entire post from now on.

 

[Not Normal]

Garnate and I have decided to run away together, to our own Litopia. Most ladies of the GB and HT are welcome. Men will need to be interviewed by a panel and screened prior to gaining entrance.

Garnate and I planned this years ago. Therefor I'm not dealing with this interview bullshit.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Has anyone decided where Litopia is? Maldives? Sri Lanka? French Polynesia? Brazilian rainforest?

Middlesborough?

 

[MausAss]

Has anyone decided where Litopia is? Maldives? Sri Lanka? French Polynesia? Brazilian rainforest?

Middlesborough?

Staines obviously.

 

[Jennifer]

Has anyone decided where Litopia is? Maldives? Sri Lanka? French Polynesia? Brazilian rainforest?

Middlesborough?

I assumed the Seychelles. I may have taken liberties, though.