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[Curtis71]

kowboy you and keanu, uh i mean curtis take care of the night shift.

i'll be on the morning cooch crew

Thanks man. Bring Bourbon on your way back in... just throw it onto the boat deck...

 

[spacekowboy]

Fine!!! I will just blow him. Sheesh. No more talking, you are going to get us kicked
out of here!!

Don't go trying to get dong near my mouth then. Dafuq.

 

[Garnate]

Oh I can watch? Well that makes it ok then..

This means it is NOT okay. Curtis, RUN.

 

[pete]

Thanks man. Bring Bourbon on your way back in... just throw it onto the boat deck...

ha, in my head it kinda plays out like that 'morning after' hotel room scene In "Smokin' Aces"

 

[Curtis71]

Don't go trying to get dong near my mouth then. Dafuq.

I second this...

Your beard looks too tickly...

 

[1HF]

You better check that shit at the door, dood. There isn't enough room in your cage for you AND your feelings.



We really should get better cages. I don't think these pet carriers are gonna cut it.

Or stronger ones at least. If the men folk all break out at once it's going to be chaos!

Where is your collar???

I told Santa I want a new one.

This means it is NOT okay. Curtis, RUN.

Why you have to ruin all my traps?!

 

[Garnate]

Why you have to ruin all my traps?!

I just choked on my Twisted Tea, damn you

 

[Jennifer]

I just choked on my Twisted Tea, damn you

So glad I am not the only one drinking this early.

Hugs.

 

[Curtis71]

ha, in my head it kinda plays out like that 'morning after' hotel room scene In "Smokin' Aces"

Right?

Glorious.

 

[1HF]

I just choked on my Twisted Tea, damn you

For once it wasn't cock??

 

[Garnate]

So glad I am not the only one drinking this early.

Hugs.

Well, I'm supposed to be making a new video and all I've accomplished so far are selfies and a bunch of alcohol.

For once it wasn't cock??

Iiiiiiiii know!

 

[Curtis71]

For once it wasn't cock??

Iiiiiiiii know!

ahem...I can help with that...

 

[1HF]

Well, I'm supposed to be making a new video and all I've accomplished so far are selfies and a bunch of alcohol.


Iiiiiiiii know!

Where are the selfies, woman?

You must be feeling off your game today..

 

[dg]

This is a strange place, but I've only read the even numbered pages.

 

[1HF]

This is a strange place, but I've only read the even numbered pages.

Lots of weddings, divorces, cages, ass cancer, and hot babes.

 

[dg]

Lots of weddings, divorces, cages, ass cancer, and hot babes.

The hottest babe didn't appear until 246 posts in.

Ass cancer is scary.

 

[Jennifer]

Well, I'm supposed to be making a new video and all I've accomplished so far are selfies and a bunch of alcohol.


FINGERS CROSSED: Please let it be a masturbation video. Please, Jeebus. Please!!!

 

[Jennifer]

The hottest babe didn't appear until 246 posts in.

Ass cancer is scary.

So sorry, I think we were having a nice convo last night and then I fell asleep.
OK! I passed out. I was drunk.

 

[dg]

So sorry, I think we were having a nice convo last night and then I fell asleep.
OK! I passed out. I was drunk.

It's no bother. The ball is likely in your court.

 

[Garnate]

Where are the selfies, woman?

You must be feeling off your game today..

Selllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie. A drunken one.


http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/9c84a08f-c9f4-4ed8-9a3b-a720a09c567c_zps85e7e4d8.jpg

 

[dg]

Selllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie. A drunken one.


http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/9c84a08f-c9f4-4ed8-9a3b-a720a09c567c_zps85e7e4d8.jpg

You must be drunk, there is no nipple showing.

 

[Garnate]

You must be drunk, there is no nipple showing.

What nipples?!? *Cries* Glynndah took my nipples years ago.

 

[dg]

What nipples?!? *Cries* Glynndah took my nipples years ago.

Christ woman. At least get some tattooed back on.

 

[Garnate]

Christ woman. At least get some tattooed back on.

I drew them back on with a marker once. It only lasted a few hours for some reason.

 

[dg]

I drew them back on with a marker once. It only lasted a few hours for some reason.

Is it because you were drooling on yourself again?