JohnnySavage
Literotica Guru
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The Literotica, having been here for a few years or a decade now, has developed some of it's own unique languages and references. The ones I know about are summarized below.
Please feel free to add your own. Nice posters only. Disruptive posts will be removed.
"Garbage-Can Level Stupid" This is possibly the most widely used Litism. I don't really get it because, sure, Garbage Can is stupid, but he's not the stupidest.
"Shut Up Miles" I don't get this one either. Miles never says anything. Never once have I seen him analyze anything, he just says Obama sucks.
"Can 'O Corn" This is an example of how something disgusting, can become funny. Vette, the little whore-banger he is, used to pay underaged girls in Viet Nam a can of corn to corn-hole him. He was vilified by the sane posters here, but the term has become a favorite of Koala - which is funny because Koala is Vette's butt-buddy and is too stupid to know he's making fun of his alpha.
"Cheap-assed Spices" This one pops up every now and then and comes from a thread of yesteryear. I read the thread but didn't think it was all that funny. The moldy oldies have a different sense of humor though.
"The Peanut Story" There was a poster named Loving Tongue - a real dumbass who was alternatively ignored, laughed at, and/or made fun of who faked his death via peanuts on a trans-Atlantic flight. He had several other names that kept getting banned, and is now LJ Reloaded. Rarely posts nowadays and generally stays to his own threads where he argues with alts of alts.
"LT" See above - a Litism for calling someone a dumbass.
"The Dog Story" Another adventure of LT. He was selling some schmuck insurance on his back porch when a dog strolled by. LT, pulled his gun and shot the dog.
...I could go on forever with LT stories. I haven't even gotten to the part where he's a private plane flying billionaire. Actually, I have a lot more Litisms in my head, but I'm tired of typing. So I'll just do one more...
"A Johnny" A Litism used as a term of endearment as Johnny (Savage, not Ray Wilson (a.k.a Lupus Man) is lusted for by the ladies, and admired by the gents.
Please feel free to add your own. Nice posters only. Disruptive posts will be removed.
"Garbage-Can Level Stupid" This is possibly the most widely used Litism. I don't really get it because, sure, Garbage Can is stupid, but he's not the stupidest.
"Shut Up Miles" I don't get this one either. Miles never says anything. Never once have I seen him analyze anything, he just says Obama sucks.
"Can 'O Corn" This is an example of how something disgusting, can become funny. Vette, the little whore-banger he is, used to pay underaged girls in Viet Nam a can of corn to corn-hole him. He was vilified by the sane posters here, but the term has become a favorite of Koala - which is funny because Koala is Vette's butt-buddy and is too stupid to know he's making fun of his alpha.
"Cheap-assed Spices" This one pops up every now and then and comes from a thread of yesteryear. I read the thread but didn't think it was all that funny. The moldy oldies have a different sense of humor though.
"The Peanut Story" There was a poster named Loving Tongue - a real dumbass who was alternatively ignored, laughed at, and/or made fun of who faked his death via peanuts on a trans-Atlantic flight. He had several other names that kept getting banned, and is now LJ Reloaded. Rarely posts nowadays and generally stays to his own threads where he argues with alts of alts.
"LT" See above - a Litism for calling someone a dumbass.
"The Dog Story" Another adventure of LT. He was selling some schmuck insurance on his back porch when a dog strolled by. LT, pulled his gun and shot the dog.
...I could go on forever with LT stories. I haven't even gotten to the part where he's a private plane flying billionaire. Actually, I have a lot more Litisms in my head, but I'm tired of typing. So I'll just do one more...
"A Johnny" A Litism used as a term of endearment as Johnny (Savage, not Ray Wilson (a.k.a Lupus Man) is lusted for by the ladies, and admired by the gents.
