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[RacyRedLips]

.... what topic would be just too lame (e.g. What is your favorite color?)?

Does a simple, too lame topic exist when it comes to this thread and its lively posters?

I think you just made the citizens of Lit collectively, protectively cover their junk. Well done, you.

And squeeze their thighs together....ouch.

 

[Paul_Chance]

What exactly do you get cited for when it comes to masturbation?

Excessive speed?
Failure to yield right of way?
Texting while stroking?
Masturbation Under The Influence?

Crap. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty.

I think my masturbation insurance is going to go through the roof.

 

[DarkSimian]

What exactly do you get cited for when it comes to masturbation?

Excessive speed?
Failure to yield right of way?
Texting while stroking?
Masturbation Under The Influence?

Crap. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty.

I think my masturbation insurance is going to go through the roof.

if you go to jail for that, do they put you in solitary confinement? wouldn't that just make the problem worse?

 

[ChainedUp]

What exactly do you get cited for when it comes to masturbation?

Excessive speed?
Failure to yield right of way?
Texting while stroking?
Masturbation Under The Influence?

Crap. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty.

I think my masturbation insurance is going to go through the roof.

You're the wrong gender Paul to work out an effective plea bargain. Lucky for you the citation book isn't usually carried.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I don't know - I live in California. We're pretty gender flexible when in comes to quid pro cum deals.

 

[Little_Sister]

I don't know - I live in California. We're pretty gender flexible when in comes to quid pro cum deals.

LMAO

 

[ChainedUp]

I don't know - I live in California. We're pretty gender flexible when in comes to quid pro cum deals.

I'm scared to ask for precedents

 

[Paul_Chance]

Richard Long, Eddie Hand v. State of California

 

[DarkSimian]

Richard Long, Eddie Hand v. State of California

would that be the State of Californication?

 

[ChainedUp]

Richard Long, Eddie Hand v. State of California

Doesn't make want to rescind the citation.

I was thinking:
DDs vs Jer K. Meoff or Ann Al vs G.Spot

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmmm. Okay, so I've gotten lost on what the question actually was, but I can say with all surety that I am not circumcised.

And - at the risk of being lynched - that dirty hat cowboy guy is a leetle beefy for my taste.

 

[Suz_anne]

Nobody answered any of my questions. *sigh*

 

[rbijon]

Nobody answered any of my questions. *sigh*

What was it again?
I'll try.

 

[Suz_anne]

If you were a furry, what kind furry would you be? What kind of furry would you want your partner to be?
Fellas - would you be willing to get pegged with a 7 inch dildo if your girl would let you have anal with her whenever you want from that point on?
Ladies - would you break up with your man after he let you peg him with a 7 inch dildo?
Marry, Fuck, Kill - Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders
Marry, Fuck, Kill - Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Trump, Ann Coulter
What is your favorite shade of beige?

See…. ^^^^

What was it again?
I'll try.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay. I like a challenge.

If you were a furry, what kind furry would you be? What kind of furry would you want your partner to be? Ummm. I got nothing. I like cats, does that count?
Fellas - would you be willing to get pegged with a 7 inch dildo if your girl would let you have anal with her whenever you want from that point on? N/A
Ladies - would you break up with your man after he let you peg him with a 7 inch dildo? I am thinking....yes.
Marry, Fuck, Kill - Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders Yikes!
Marry, Fuck, Kill - Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Trump, Ann Coulter Double Yikes!
What is your favorite shade of beige? Stone Hearth. I googled.

 

[rbijon]

See…. ^^^^

That would take an essay answer.
We could discuss this in depth....deep and wild.
Or like the furry creatures we are, we could talk about it with howls, purrrrs and cooings.

 

[Endless_Night]

That would take an essay answer.
We could discuss this in depth....deep and wild.
Or like the furry creatures we are, we could talk about it with howls, purrrrs and cooings.

Not essay. Short answer.

But howls, purrs, and coos are still allowed.....

 

[rbijon]

Not essay. Short answer.

But howls, purrs, and coos are still allowed.....

There will be all sorts of animal sounds to that answer.

 

[Suz_anne]

That would take an essay answer.
We could discuss this in depth....deep and wild.
Or like the furry creatures we are, we could talk about it with howls, purrrrs and cooings.

*bawk bawk*

Not essay. Short answer.

But howls, purrs, and coos are still allowed.....

I think that *points up to rbijon* was an official cop-out, amirite?

 

[rbijon]

*bawk bawk*




I think that *points up to rbijon* was an official cop-out, amirite?

I could do a 25 page research paper if you'd like
Will you take the survey?

 

[Endless_Night]

*bawk bawk*

I think that *points up to rbijon* was an official cop-out, amirite?

Absolutely!

 

[ChainedUp]

In the quiet, what do you hear?

 

[Little_Sister]

In the quiet, what do you hear?

Pmann masturbating?

 

[DarkSimian]

Pmann masturbating?

so THAT'S what that fapping noise is.....

 

[Endless_Night]

Pmann masturbating?

*wins thread*

That is soooooooooo much better than my answer than I'm not even going to bother.