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Lit is a world of alts. How many Lit identities have you posted under?

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    Votes: 86 17.9%

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    Votes: 7 1.5%

  • > 5

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Lord Pmann said:
I spend time drawing stick figure porn. And I made a sex video with stick figures out of a booklet of post its. I spent like three hours at work making it. Yeah. That's the kind of maturity I bring to the table.

I have a crush on Suzanne now because she posted Louis CK.
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Pmann, that's like the fifth reason you've given for saying you've got a crush on Suzanne, I think you can drop the reasons and just go with the a straight up crush. We're good with you crushing on her, but the real question is, is she?
 
ChainedUp said:
Pmann, that's like the fifth reason you've given for saying you've got a crush on Suzanne, I think you can drop the reasons and just go with the a straight up crush. We're good with you crushing on her, but the real question is, is she?
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now wait a minute, Pmann can crush on Suzanne, but I can't flirt with Little Sister? I cry foul on that! :mad:
 
DarkSimian said:
now wait a minute, Pmann can crush on Suzanne, but I can't flirt with Little Sister? I cry foul on that! :mad:
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Well, the crush statement is usually a single post that is the culmination of an activity(s) that may or may not have occurred elsewhere. Usually single post shenanigans slide through without citations. Perhaps a scold or a reprimand but rarely a citation. Where as a flirt occurs over the course of many posts contained in a thread, most usually all together and typically at the expense of said thread topic or context. See, it's quite simple.

Or because I said so, tieing it all back into the maturity topic. (see how I did that?). Pats self on back. Good Chained, very good.
 
ChainedUp said:
Well, the crush statement is usually a single post that is the culmination of an activity(s) that may or may not have occurred elsewhere. Usually single post shenanigans slide through without citations. Perhaps a scold or a reprimand but rarely a citation. Where as a flirt occurs over the course of many posts contained in a thread, most usually all together and typically at the expense of said thread topic or context. See, it's quite simple.

Or because I said so, tieing it all back into the maturity topic. (see how I did that?). Pats self on back. Good Chained, very good.
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yes, dear....I see your point
 
ChainedUp said:
Pmann, that's like the fifth reason you've given for saying you've got a crush on Suzanne, I think you can drop the reasons and just go with the a straight up crush. We're good with you crushing on her, but the real question is, is she?
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Based on how she makes me cry (with pepper spray), no. She doesn't have a crush.

DarkSimian said:
now wait a minute, Pmann can crush on Suzanne, but I can't flirt with Little Sister? I cry foul on that! :mad:
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He allows me to get away with more because he has a crush on me.
 
ChainedUp said:
Never the less, I will have to cite you both for "flirtacious behavior". It's nothing personal but if I allow you to do it , this place will be ankle deep with cum in the blink of an eye.
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ChainedUp said:
Well, the crush statement is usually a single post that is the culmination of an activity(s) that may or may not have occurred elsewhere. Usually single post shenanigans slide through without citations. Perhaps a scold or a reprimand but rarely a citation. Where as a flirt occurs over the course of many posts contained in a thread, most usually all together and typically at the expense of said thread topic or context. See, it's quite simple.

Or because I said so, tieing it all back into the maturity topic. (see how I did that?). Pats self on back. Good Chained, very good.
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You're so cute when you're laying down the law. ;)
 
DarkSimian said:
I didn't say that.....but that wouldn't be the first thing I would do. An introduction, some nice conversation, maybe drinks. I'm not gonna just walk up and spooge on your chest, even if they were out and ready and everyone else was doing it.
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See below. Apparently the first thing is to shout "show us your tits!". Then I guess it's OK to unload. :rolleyes:
 
RubenesqueAphrodite said:
the number of asshat messages one gets on here is directly proportionate to the number of your posts. ..I think..lol

When I first joined, the ridiculous requests I received...holy cow.. But, over time, I've made it perfectly clear I don't shy from publicly ripping you a new one if I have to. It makes me a teensy bit unapproachable, and for that, I'm sorry, but my hope is that it only makes me unapproachable to those who have no business engaging with me to begin with...:eek:

I never get the out and out cock shot or cyber request anymore. (THANK YOU!) Most people who contact me now are very polite in their requests to get to know me. Of course, the majority also lose interest pretty quickly because I won't give it up..lol, but at least the innuendo to get jiggy is more subtle than "get on your knees, sub!"
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Some people might call me slow, but I prefer 'thorough'.
Please excuse me while I catch up on yesterday's posts ...

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My dearest Ms Aphrodite,

It saddens and appals me that in this genteel age there still exists those of the common classes who lack respect, decency and a proper appreciation of social ettiquette. You are, if I may be so bold, one of the loveliest and refreshingly individual persons gracing this establishment. Your presence enlivens the often torrid, sordid and depressingly inane correspondence which, alas, often masquerades as 'conversation' at this institution. We earnestly desire that you continue with your uninhibited style of communication with the general aim of contributing to the educational betterment and social tone of this site.

Yr obedient servant &c.

Jett.

And now that I've been soooo polite ...

"Show us yer tits!?"

:D
 
37_ttej said:
Some people might call me slow, but I prefer 'thorough'.
Please excuse me while I catch up on yesterday's posts ...

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My dearest Ms Aphrodite,

It saddens and appals me that in this genteel age there still exists those of the common classes who lack respect, decency and a proper appreciation of social ettiquette. You are, if I may be so bold, one of the loveliest and refreshingly individual persons gracing this establishment. Your presence enlivens the often torrid, sordid and depressingly inane correspondence which, alas, often masquerades as 'conversation' at this institution. We earnestly desire that you continue with your uninhibited style of communication with the general aim of contributing to the educational betterment and social tone of this site.

Yr obedient servant &c.

Jett.

And now that I've been soooo polite ...

"Show us yer tits!?"

:D
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lol...
Because you were soooooo polite...
 
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