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[someoneskitten]

I still have quite a bit of shopping to go. I don't think I will finish until Wednesday. Way to busy.

 

[ChainedUp]

This time of year we get lots of advice, what presents to buy, to not eat too much, to slow down.....etc and to be quite honest, I think 99.99% of said advice gets ignored. But there's undoubtedly great advice to be had, it's just harder to come by. So share all ye great citizens of Lit, what sage wisdom would you like to impart upon us? We're looking for that 0.01% of advice nugget, I'm sure you have it......

 

[BradBigBrain]

They say it's the season of giving and it's better to give that to receive. And for me, that's true. I send out presents because I do not live near anyone who is close to me.

This year everything was home mode or hand crafted. It made me extremely happy to send those kinds of presents out. We didn't buy one present. They were gifts from the heart.

My advice is to give from the heart or don't give at all.

 

[italiansexylady]

My advice is don't spend too much time making sure everything is perfect....relax and enjoy your holiday with your loved ones. That's more important.

 

[Suz_anne]

Jello shots make every holiday gathering better.

 

[Scout44]

Life is to short to say no to things that make you happy. Have the wine, eat the chocolate.

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

My advice is to not mix your Lit with your Liquor. Trust me, it does not end well.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[Trekka]

My advice is don't spend too much time making sure everything is perfect....relax and enjoy your holiday with your loved ones. That's more important.

^this^ is what i needed to read...

 

[Miasorrow]

Any anticipation of a blowjob gets me going. If I think there might be a possibility of a blowjob, I would go to the Social Security office at 4:59 pm on the last day of the month and try to apply for someone else's welfare check in Spanish (a language I don't know). Simply because there are rumours of getting my dick sucked.

That made me smile..
Yes, humor can set you off..
Just saying.
Also a long wet endless kiss..

 

[BradBigBrain]

My advice is to not mix your Lit with your Liquor. Trust me, it does not end well.

I don't know about that one...I've sent thousands of dick pictures in that state and it seems to work.

My advice -- never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I am so not going to a pharm party with any of you people

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Sorry Chained... I failed to read and answer the question properly. Please scratch my earlier post and accept my sincere apology.

And my new answer(s) to the question(s):
Shopping done.
Never really left Lit.
So therefore no other questions are relevant to my silly self.
That was boring.
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My advise -- measure twice, cut once.
Seems to be actable in all aspects of life with minor tweaking.

I'll take a Jell-O shot please. Whip cream too?!

 

[Mayberrygirl]

I have done all the shopping I am going to do. I have the little ones taken care of and that is all the further I am going. The grown ones are just going to get my company...and I theirs..works well for all I think. I am here because I want to be. I find lit. a generally pleasant place. Met some friends, have had some good times. It is a place that I can always find a friendly hello.. how are ya?? No judgement...pretty decent people in my experience. Merry Christmas all.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My advice... Do something nice for those less fortunate. We spend so much money on our friends and family, most of whom have lots of stuff. And that's great that we get gifts for loved ones. But there are lots of people out there who genuinely have little or nothing for Christmas. Kids who don't have any presents. Families who don't have food.

So, my advice is to help someone you might not have helped before. Do something for the people that are not as fortunate as most of us probably are.

 

[ChainedUp]

Twas the night before

'Twas the night before the night before Chtistmas and all through the house
My cock there was twitching, just me and my spouse
The condoms were placed in the nightstand with care
To use them of course would be unusual and quite rare

The sex toys were placed conveniently on the bed
Grabbing some rope to tie her hands right over her head
With her in a thong and me bare-ass naked
Things were about to become way fun and really just wicked

And then from the bedside arose such a clatter
A skype call from my playmate will make things much better
So I fucked Mrs with my cock, my naughty friend in my ear
Telling me what she would be doing as my orgasm drew near

With her in my ear I came in a flash
Fucking is so good when it's done with such brash
I imagine her tits were there me below
Her pussy there too, fucking me just so

So this is my present she gave me this year
To fuck my wife here while she's there in my ear
I couldn't be happier it's always great fun
To be fucking naughty, and know it's not done

I heard her exclaim when I came hard as I might
Merry Christmas dear chained, we've fucked you just right

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is this a question?

That's sad your cock is twitching. Perhaps it's having seizures. Does it twitch and start foaming white at the mouth?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Nicely done Chained.
A naughty playmate in your ear, oh my.

I thought all cocks twitched and foamed while having some special attention wrapped around them.
Licks lips.

 

[Ginmill72]

Nicely done Chained.
A naughty playmate in your ear, oh my.

I thought all cocks twitched and foamed while having some special attention wrapped around them.
Licks lips.

Most do from what I hear, I know one that does for certain

 

[Lord Pmann]

My cock just sings a lovely song and it's explosion tastes like chocolate ganache. No twitching for me.

 

[dutchrain]

A marvelous poem, Chained!

I was just popping in to leave Christmas wishes for you all, but I couldn't resist to read a bit … Nicely done everyone, thoughtful and sincere most of the time, thoughtful and funny very, very often, just funny lots and lots, sexy stuff mixed into it all, simply wonderful!

Merry Christmas and a happy New-Year to you all

 

[ChainedUp]

A quickie this morning because sometimes that's what all you can do.....

Will you get what you want for Christmas?

 

[KiltedWelshman]

Kid: I'm going to have to go with that cabbage patch kid circa 1984. The smell of those dolls - like nothing else.

Adult: Pearl drop necklace I received maybe 10 years ago. Still my favorite piece of jewelry. It's made many appearances in my photos here, as a matter of fact.

I still expect great presents around here, even tho I'm a grown woman.

And you deserve great presents for all the gifts you have provided us during the year. The best I could provide on theme would be a lovely pearl necklace which I'm sure would look as spectacular on you as everything else.

Have a great Christmas beautiful lady

Steve x

 

[Suz_anne]

A quickie this morning because sometimes that's what all you can do.....

Will you get what you want for Christmas?

Yup.

Merry Christmas, Papa C!

 

[Astaylith]

A quickie this morning because sometimes that's what all you can do.....

Will you get what you want for Christmas?

Honestly, I want Christmas to feel like Christmas again. We didn't even put up a tree this year, and it doesn't bother me. It actually bothers me that it doesn't bother me, if that makes sense. It's not even about presents, I haven't asked for gifts in a few years. Money and gift cards are groovy and all, but I think I just want to be with my family and friends and be happy, sitting in a decorated house and in front of a Christmas tree, eating and drinking holiday treats, and just enjoying the season and time spent together.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

A quickie this morning because sometimes that's what all you can do.....

Will you get what you want for Christmas?

Yes I did. Simple requests make the best gifts ever!

Merry Christmas Chained.