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[BradBigBrain]

Perfect.

We'll need it after the "How to Host the Ultimate Orgy" lecture.

Is this going to be hands on training?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If there's cake and all the cake lovers are gonna be there, I'm in. I like meeting new people so I'd likely talk to any and everybody. There would be a few people I would make it a point to spend more time with. I imagine it much like a Burn, only Vegas style! I'd say we'd all meet at a burn, but knowing some of the people I do, I know they can't handle roughing it like that. I might even be persuaded to set up a spanking booth. You know, for educational purposes!:D oooooh could we get a corsetier?! Maybe even one we could make custom corsets?! Yeah, I'm totally there. So many fun and funny opportunities to be had!

*volunteers to man the pegging booth*

 

[Lord Pmann]

Alright fuckers. Here is the itinerary for the first day.

Day 1:

8:00-8:04am
Pmann opens up with a song.

8:04-11:30am
*intermission to clean up the knickers and boxers that have been thrown up on the stage*

11:30am-12:30pm
Lunch

12:30-4:00pm
Lecture- "How to Fit a Fist in a 1" Hole"

4:00-midnight
Free time and random sex acts

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Alright fuckers. Here is the itinerary for the first day.

Day 1:

8:00-8:04am
Pmann opens up with a song.

8:04-11:30am
*intermission to clean up the knickers and boxers that have been thrown up on the stage*

11:30am-12:30pm
Lunch

12:30-4:00pm
Lecture- "How to Fit a Fist in a 1" Hole"

4:00-midnight
Free time and random sex acts

i'm gonna be late. I don't think I can make it 'til 4:01.

 

[Violetvixen1]

Is this going to be hands on training?

I'm working that in- we'll be having break out sessions in smaller groups to let people get a feel for it. I'll be making the rounds to observe and give tips and corrections as needed. :caning::caning:

 

[Lord Pmann]

For me, I have a few people that I would like to meet/talk to. I don't like big crowds, so I would rather watch/judge from afar.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

For me, I have a few people that I would like to meet/talk to. I don't like big crowds, so I would rather watch/judge from afar.

"watch/judge"

*snickers*

 

[Violetvixen1]

For me, I have a few people that I would like to meet/talk to. I don't like big crowds, so I would rather watch/judge from afar.

You should totally give a lecture on the making of a quality sex tape!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You should totally give a lecture on the making of a quality sex tape!

someone should give live examples of the difference between the way a real orgasm sounds, and faking it.

(grammar fail, sorry)

 

[rubydlite]

If there's cake and all the cake lovers are gonna be there, I'm in. I like meeting new people so I'd likely talk to any and everybody. There would be a few people I would make it a point to spend more time with. I imagine it much like a Burn, only Vegas style! I'd say we'd all meet at a burn, but knowing some of the people I do, I know they can't handle roughing it like that. I might even be persuaded to set up a spanking booth. You know, for educational purposes! oooooh could we get a corsetier?! Maybe even one we could make custom corsets?! Yeah, I'm totally there. So many fun and funny opportunities to be had!

Pick me....i love making corsets...!!!!

They actually have a sex expo where I'm from. It's everything from healthy sex after 50 to leather and whips...authors...food...****...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Pick me....i love making corsets...!!!!

They actually have a sex expo where I'm from. It's everything from healthy sex after 50 to leather and whips...authors...food...****...

Note to Self: bump Vintage Lit. thread for Ruby.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You should totally give a lecture on the making of a quality sex tape!

I should. I mean, there is a lot of art to it. It's not just a hump and dump type production. It's got to be classy. When you finger her, stick your pinky out. When you feel her tits, wear a top hat.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I should. I mean, there is a lot of art to it. It's not just a hump and dump type production. It's got to be classy. When you finger her, stick your pinky out. When you feel her tits, wear a top hat.

Classy. I like it.

 

[Canbe4fun]

I would like to attend the Lit runway session, having different groups like "Pets" on parade, well ok, maybe you should start with Men o Lit Suit porn fashion, with Kilts of glory for the girlies who love them, cause the boys will be losing it by the time the lovely Lit Ladies w/glasses stroll by...you know, we need some living art lol, or for the Laguna Beach crowd a little naughty version of pageant of the Masters(not what it sounds like lol) my two cents

 

[Lord Pmann]

Day 2:

8:00-8:04am
Pmann opens up with a song.

8:04-11:30am
*intermission to clean up the knickers and boxers that have been thrown up on the stage*

11:30am-12:30pm
Lunch

12:30-4:00pm
Lit workshops- choose two of the following (inspired from the How To forum)
1. How to film a classy porno
2. How to convince my wife to: have a threesome/suck a black dick/try anal
3. How to post an avatar
4. How to deep throat
5. How to fuck my friend's wife
6. How to post like a horny, 18 year old coed when you are a lonely, 45 year old male (for the men)
7. How do I fuck a cougar/Asian/black girl/white girl/or any other specific race or demographic (for the men)
8. HOW TO USE ALL CAPS WHEN POSTING BUT NEVER ACTUALLY USE ANY PUNCTUATION AT ALL OR LEARN HOW TO STOP A SENTENCE WHEN IT NEEDS TO BE OR DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN THE WORD THERE AND THEIR AND THEY'RE
9. How to get a bigger dick and increase the size of your load
10. How to tell if a guy wants to fuck me (for the ladies- this workshop is quick because the answer is always "yes")
11. How to stick large items into my arsehole. We will tackle the age old question of "is it too big".
12. How to take a flattering cock/twat pic.
13. How to clean your fucking room before posting a pic thread.

4:00-midnight
Free time and random sex acts

 

[perkyT]

Did you axe ViVaLaViolet's How to Host the Ultimate Orgy???

If you did, better tell her. She's busy writing it up & procuring stepbystep hands on tutorials.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I would like to attend the Lit runway session, having different groups like "Pets" on parade, well ok, maybe you should start with Men o Lit Suit porn fashion, with Kilts of glory for the girlies who love them, cause the boys will be losing it by the time the lovely Lit Ladies w/glasses stroll by...you know, we need some living art lol, or for the Laguna Beach crowd a little naughty version of pageant of the Masters(not what it sounds like lol) my two cents

+1...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did you axe ViVaLaViolet's How to Host the Ultimate Orgy???

If you did, better tell her. She's busy writing it up & procuring stepbystep hands on tutorials.

She can be the featured speaker for day three.

 

[Violetvixen1]

She can be the featured speaker for day three.

Good, cause I'd hate to have everybody all worn out for the rest of the conference.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Good, cause I'd hate to have everybody all worn out for the rest of the conference.

I'll just sit back and watch/judge during the orgy part.

 

[Violetvixen1]

I'll just sit back and watch/judge during the orgy part.

Oohh I'll get you a crop for correction purposes.

 

[stickygirl]

Oohh I'll get you a crop for correction purposes.

Please don't encourage him Vi

 

[Lord Pmann]

*sits back and judges*

I don't need a crop. Rainshine and I will just just sit back and be vanilla, like we are.

 

[stickygirl]

*sits back and judges*

I don't need a crop. Rainshine and will just just sit back and be vanilla, like we are.

Who's Will Just?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Who's Will Just?

D'oh!!!

Corrected.