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[Lord Pmann]

That sea anemone image will haunt me all day..

I guess sea anemones aren't your thing. I see from your tag line that you love goats instead. "J’aime le goût" (or maybe you enjoy the aches and pains of gout)

Since stickygirl hasn't come along to ask a question, I'll throw in my king swag for a quick question...

Whether it's porn, erotic stories, crudely drawn stick men, goats or sea anemone porn... What is it about your favourites that you like? What makes them your faves?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I will answer my own question...

For me, I really like blowjob videos. And, I'm not gonna lie, sometimes I like the compilation ones where it just cuts to the end and it's some dude spraying cum on a girl's large breasts or face or whatever. Over and over. I realize that's about as classy as a White Castle burger and a glass of Natural Ice. But it is what it is.

For me, blowjobs are just so hot to watch on video. They are also enjoyable in real life, I've heard. I've never actually had one , as I'm very vanilla and only have sex under the covers, in missionary position, with the lights off. But something about a girl being on her knees and concentrating on sucking cock while I speak filth... *fans self*

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Whether it's porn, erotic stories, crudely drawn stick men, goats or sea anemone porn... What is it about your favourites that you like? What makes them your faves?

No one else seems to be jumping at the opportunity to reply so I'll go ahead, I guess. Things that radiate passion, romance, desire, lust, hunger.. those get me. The context really makes little difference. Anal or a blowjob can be just as passionate as a woman being taken against a wall. A man or woman losing control and giving into that carnal need for pleasure and release just absolutely gets my goat.

In the same way, calling a woman 'lover' or 'whore' can have the same effect and meaning, the difference being in how it's done. Calling a woman a needy slut while tearing her a new backside might as well be the same as having a woman masturbate with a sea anemone. Pervy, sure. Sexy? Absolutely not.

 

[Aquagal]

I don't read stories anymore and listening to audios was always rare, I just go straight for the porn.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I like group sex stories. I kinda like group sex porn if they seem real. I really enjoy listen to the audio files...especially of women talking about sex and fantasies and them cumming. That's been my go-to lately.

Although I do like blow job videos, I'm not to hepped up on the endings of almost all of them...where the girl gets on her knees and waits like a baby bird as the man beats off to cum all over the her face. I get that people like that, but I'd much prefer her to finish the job. And swallow. That's much hotter to me.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I don't read stories anymore and listening to audios was always rare, I just go straight for the porn.

What kind of porn? I'm asking for a friend.

 

[Aquagal]

What kind of porn? I'm asking for a friend.

Girl on girl, cream pie porn. Always amateur.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Girl on girl, cream pie porn. Always amateur.

Nice.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Girl on girl, cream pie porn. Always amateur.

You forgot bradbigbrain porn.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Although I do like blow job videos, I'm not to hepped up on the endings of almost all of them...where the girl gets on her knees and waits like a baby bird as the man beats off to cum all over the her face. I get that people like that, but I'd much prefer her to finish the job. And swallow. That's much hotter to me.

I'm actually with you on this. I do prefer swallow videos. Luckily YouPorn has granted me tags for such viewing pleasures. I like facials and chest shots, but I agree that swallow is the best.

I do kind of like to be surprised though. I'll admit, the anticipation is part of it. Where is it going? Will she swallow it? Smear it on her boobs? Take it on the face? I really like it to be a suspenseful experience. Kind of like The Sixth Sense.

I also only like amateur.

 

[stickygirl]

Although I do like blow job videos, I'm not to hepped up on the endings of almost all of them...where the girl gets on her knees and waits like a baby bird as the man beats off to cum all over the her face. I get that people like that, but I'd much prefer her to finish the job. And swallow. That's much hotter to me.

Ha! Love the baby bird analogy - especially when she gets bored of hanging her tongue out, closes her mouth and BAM! Sex is so deliciously unpredictable!

I do kind of like to be surprised though. I'll admit, the anticipation is part of it. Where is it going? Will she swallow it? Smear it on her boobs? Take it on the face? I really like it to be a suspenseful experience. Kind of like The Sixth Sense.

I also only like amateur.

Swallowing is good but I'm sure most women would agree that feeling a guy come inside you is the real deal. Coming on her face or tits is just for the camera. When a guy starts imitating that in real life, it's time to ditch him and find a new (less shallow) man! Or am I wrong?

PS pmann - you're aceing this

 

[Paul_Chance]

Cash and Coke

For me, porn has to have a story - some way for me to psychologically enter the scene, otherwise it's just...clinical. I guess that makes me a story-perv. The story doesn't have to be good - it just has to be there. I'd be a horrible porn director. I'd be screaming "what's your motivation damn it! I'm not feeling it!" And the "No! Cash and coke are not a good motivation!"

 

[Lord Pmann]

Swallowing is good but I'm sure most women would agree that feeling a guy come inside you is the real deal. Coming on her face or tits is just for the camera. When a guy starts imitating that in real life, it's time to ditch him and find a new (less shallow) man! Or am I wrong?

You're wrong!!!! Hehe. Not entirely. I do realize shooting a load on the face is porn like. It's not something you go for every time. It's a novelty happening. I'd be hard pressed to find a guy who doesn't enjoy shooting a load on a girl's breasts. It's not necessarily shallow. It's just (sometimes) a guy's preference.

PS pmann - you're aceing this

Naaawwwwww. You're just saying that.

 

[stickygirl]

You're wrong!!!! Hehe. Not entirely. I do realize shooting a load on the face is porn like. It's not something you go for every time. It's a novelty happening. I'd be hard pressed to find a guy who doesn't enjoy shooting a load on a girl's breasts. It's not necessarily shallow. It's just (sometimes) a guy's preference.

meh... yea it was more a remark aimed eek at the female posters here. From my POV I'd rather get the icky stuff down my gob and out the way than going all cold and runny down my tits
Oh - not that the amazing gift of jizz torn from the loins of a real man isn't something regarded by women as the ultimate selfless act of lurv

Naaawwwwww. You're just saying that.

You're right - I am

 

[Lord Pmann]

meh... yea it was more a remark aimed eek at the female posters here. From my POV I'd rather get the icky stuff down my gob and out the way than going all cold and runny down my tits
Oh - not that the amazing gift of jizz torn from the loins of a real man isn't something regarded by women as the ultimate selfless act of lurv

I totally get it. I realize it's not always what a girl is looking for. But sometimes "the ultimate selfless act of lurv" isn't what that particular sex session is about. Sometimes nice affectionate sex is good. Sometimes filthy, raunchy sex is good. Not for me, as I'm an angel.

You're right - I am

 

[stickygirl]

I totally get it. I realize it's not always what a girl is looking for. But sometimes "the ultimate selfless act of lurv" isn't what that particular sex session is about. Sometimes nice affectionate sex is good. Sometimes filthy, raunchy sex is good. Not for me, as I'm an angel.

Oh ok, just so long as I can give you a big body-surfing hug and have it smeared on your chest as well?
This is not an invitation: this is hypothetical k?

Aww... gives big body-surfing hug

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh ok, just so long as I can give you a big body-surfing hug and have it smeared on your chest as well?
This is not an invitation: this is hypothetical k?

I'm not an 18 year old frat boy. I can distinguish between the raw and filthy and the lovey dovey type sex. And my cum has been on my chest more than once. I don't think I would freak out if I came on a girl's chest and she hugged me.

Don't worry, I didn't take it as an invitation. I reiterate, I'm not an 18 year old frat boy.

 

[Endless_Night]

< No one else seems to be jumping at the opportunity to reply so I'll go ahead, I guess. Things that radiate passion, romance, desire, lust, hunger.. those get me. The context really makes little difference. Anal or a blowjob can be just as passionate as a woman being taken against a wall. A man or woman losing control and giving into that carnal need for pleasure and release just absolutely gets my goat. >

Agreed. Absolutely 100%.

For me, porn has to have a story - some way for me to psychologically enter the scene, otherwise it's just...clinical. I guess that makes me a story-perv. The story doesn't have to be good - it just has to be there. I'd be a horrible porn director. I'd be screaming "what's your motivation damn it! I'm not feeling it!" And the "No! Cash and coke are not a good motivation!"

Also. I definitely need a story, and a good one at that , or I can't psychologically engage. When the sex involved also gratifies my particular kinks, it's a keeper.

 

[Aquagal]

Ha! Love the baby bird analogy - especially when she gets bored of hanging her tongue out, closes her mouth and BAM! Sex is so deliciously unpredictable!



Swallowing is good but I'm sure most women would agree that feeling a guy come inside you is the real deal. Coming on her face or tits is just for the camera. When a guy starts imitating that in real life, it's time to ditch him and find a new (less shallow) man! Or am I wrong?

PS pmann - you're aceing this

We'll have to agree to disagree here. Cumming for me, has visual positives too. I like to see it, wear it, mark me with it., hair included. I want to smell it on me and even better if he tastes his cum on me. It has its place and so does cumming inside also. The benefits of swallowing is another alternative.

This brings reference to my cream pie porn liking, I want to see or feel that cum come out. And have him lick it.

 

[stickygirl]

We'll have to agree to disagree here. Cumming for me, has visual positives too. I like to see it, wear it, mark me with it., hair included. I want to smell it on me and even better if he tastes his cum on me. It has its place and so does cumming inside also. The benefits of swallowing is another alternative.

This brings reference to my cream pie porn liking, I want to see or feel that cum come out. And have him lick it.

Really? Hell, don't worry a jot about the disagree - this is so educational!! Would love to hear some more views.

 

[dutchrain]

No one else seems to be jumping at the opportunity to reply so I'll go ahead, I guess. Things that radiate passion, romance, desire, lust, hunger.. those get me. The context really makes little difference. Anal or a blowjob can be just as passionate as a woman being taken against a wall. A man or woman losing control and giving into that carnal need for pleasure and release just absolutely gets my goat.

For me, porn has to have a story - some way for me to psychologically enter the scene, otherwise it's just...clinical. I guess that makes me a story-perv. The story doesn't have to be good - it just has to be there. I'd be a horrible porn director. I'd be screaming "what's your motivation damn it! I'm not feeling it!" And the "No! Cash and coke are not a good motivation!"

Broken and Paul said it. Porn or erotica need all these components -and in the right mix for my mood of the moment- before I even would consider to look at it/read it, which makes it very difficult for porn and erotica to become a favorite.

If the first sentences/first seconds don't show at least two of these components I am gone.

 

[Miasorrow]

We'll have to agree to disagree here. Cumming for me, has visual positives too. I like to see it, wear it, mark me with it., hair included. I want to smell it on me and even better if he tastes his cum on me. It has its place and so does cumming inside also. The benefits of swallowing is another alternative.

This brings reference to my cream pie porn liking, I want to see or feel that cum come out. And have him lick it.

Wow. That's exactly how I feel.

I so much agree with you. And you are not even a goat!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wow. That's exactly how I feel.

I so much agree with you. And you are not even a goat!!

BWHAHAHAHAHA.

J’aime le goût cum.

See sticky!!!! Some girls enjoy it. Not every girl always wants romantic type sex. Rainshine is filthy and she wears semen out of a perfume bottle. I think.

I would venture to say as long as a guy isn't only aiming for the face or boobs every time, most girls enjoy a good... I don't know how to finish that statement. I'm trying to say girls like facials sometimes.

 

[stickygirl]

BWHAHAHAHAHA.

J’aime le goût cum.

See sticky!!!! Some girls enjoy it. Not every girl always wants romantic type sex. Rainshine is filthy and she wears semen out of a perfume bottle. I think.

I would venture to say as long as a guy isn't only aiming for the face or boobs every time, most girls enjoy a good... I don't know how to finish that statement. I'm trying to say girls like facials sometimes.

Yup, fair enough! I've had convos with gfs and we kinda agreed it was icky but maybe it's an acquired taste

 

[Lord Pmann]

I want to be owned and marked. I want that facial. I want it on my tits. I want it on my stomach and I want it licked off and shared with me. I want it dripping down my legs, licked out of my cunt and my arse equally. I want to smell it on me long after the act is done.

Yep. You're wrong sticky.

It's so funny, because you see, I had this dick here and it produces cum!!!! And it smells like peonies. And tastes like the finest chocolate.