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How many Lit playmates have you had?

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SweetSam42 said:
This is cracking me up.

Come on - you're the natural leader. Hurry, before pmann jumps in. :D :D
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Fair point :D

Ummm.... k.... something litsy. I have a couple of favourite stories that I sometimes revisit to help me get in the mood. I must have read them five or six times but they never lose their magic. So the question is, do you have special tricks that are guaranteed to spice up a dull evening and send you to sleep with a smile?
Any good?
 
Well done. :)

I myself like the audios lately. There are some hot authors I come back to when I need a little ... inspiration.

And there's one story I've read a ton. Never fails.*





*(Am I supposed to share what they are? I fear that would give my kinks away. :rolleyes: :eek:)
 
stickygirl said:
Fair point :D

Ummm.... k.... something litsy. I have a couple of favourite stories that I sometimes revisit to help me get in the mood. I must have read them five or six times but they never lose their magic. So the question is, do you have special tricks that are guaranteed to spice up a dull evening and send you to sleep with a smile?
Any good?
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I have some pictures hidden away on a "Best of". Some of these to the trick sometimes. And re-reading an ages old story of myself does the trick too. If I can stop myself from editing or starting to translate it. And there are some stories of others I really like.
 
SweetSam42 said:
Well done. :)

I myself like the audios lately. There are some hot authors I come back to when I need a little ... inspiration.

And there's one story I've read a ton. Never fails.*





*(Am I supposed to share what they are? I fear that would give my kinks away. :rolleyes: :eek:)
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Please do! :D

BTW -- yours are super hot! :D
 
Anyone else curious what these stories are?...now I want to read them.
 
SweetSam42 said:
*(Am I supposed to share what they are? I fear that would give my kinks away. :rolleyes: :eek:)
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I think some things are kinky because you don't share them so "no" - don't share unless you're happy to do so ( or need someone to join in!! :D )

dutchrain said:
I have some pictures hidden away on a "Best of". Some of these to the trick sometimes. And re-reading an ages old story of myself does the trick too. If I can stop myself from editing or starting to translate it. And there are some stories of others I really like.
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Ooop - yes - actually, I do re-read my own occasionally and it does re-ignite those old memories :p :)

Greeneyedcanadian said:
Anyone else curious what these stories are?...now I want to read them.
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I feel a links-section coming on :D
 
I will read the wife's surprise dutch but pass on the busfart...heehee...just teasing you.:devil:
 
I want SweetSam to get some credit here too, her audios are quite wonderful. Lovely voice, with genuine feeling.:rose:
 
I was thinking about it and realized I don't really have a favorite "Go To" story on Lit. One of the things I like about the story side of Lit is the very wide variety - you can usually find something whatever you mood is. I do have a favorite erotic novel that is a "go to" for me - "White Rose Ensnared" by Juliet Hastings.
 
My first introduction to Lit was through it's stories, and I definitely have some that are, ahem, "go to". There are a couple I've reread several times. I'll not be sharing their titles, too kink revealing. :eek:

I can't say I've spend any time in the audio section. Perhaps I should wander through....
 
Rainshine said:
I'm not into the audios at all. I have a few sections I visit but no stories that are go-to's and actually I prefer to watch porn these days than read it for some reason. That's a big about face for me.
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Yes. The beauty of porn is that you watch it and there is no reading involved. And for you, you can fall asleep immediately afterwards and go to sleep to the warming glow and flickering lights of some Internet porn, whereas a book just falls on your face.
 
SweetSam42 said:
Come on - you're the natural leader. Hurry, before pmann jumps in. :D :D
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stickygirl said:
Fair point :D
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You lot are practically begging for your king. I'm sorry, but I haven't the time these days.

I've still got my thread king swag, though.

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q518/pmann83/image_zpsdbf47464.jpg

And so I'm not accused of being a jackass thread derailer, I'll answer the question. I've never read a story here, that I can recall.

I do have a sexy time trick that sends me to bed with a smile. I'll probably regret telling everyone about this, but whatever. Okay, so I have this thing where, I'll think of something really hot and sexy. Like, let's take some Australian girl for example. Just random. Anyway, I'll grab my penis, wiggle it around for 30 seconds, I mean, about 30 minutes, and then my penis gets really agitated and throws up everywhere. I think it's a defense mechanism of some sort. Then, I fall asleep.

I feel like I've totally given away my secret. :eek:

I am concerned that my penis is bipolar though. He's excited one second and all, "Touch me! Love me!" Then, he will get lethargic and lazy and doesn't want to do anything. He just lays there in his own sick. Lifeless. It's like one minute he's tall and strong and in shape. The next minute he has the structure of a sea anemone.
 
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pmann said:
You lot are practically begging for your king. I'm sorry, but I haven't the time these days.

I've still got my thread king swag, though.

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q518/pmann83/image_zpsdbf47464.jpg

And so I'm not accused of being a jackass thread derailer, I'll answer the question. I've never read a story here, that I can recall.

I do have a sexy time trick that sends me to bed with a smile. I'll probably regret telling everyone about this, but whatever. Okay, so I have this thing where, I'll think of something really hot and sexy. Like, let's take some Australian girl for example. Just random. Anyway, I'll grab my penis, wiggle it around for 30 seconds, I mean, about 30 minutes, and then my penis gets really agitated and throws up everywhere. I think it's a defense mechanism of some sort. Then, I fall asleep.

I feel like I've totally given away my secret. :eek:

I am concerned that my penis is bipolar though. He's excited one second and all, "Touch me! Love me!" Then, he will get lethargic and lazy and doesn't want to do anything. He just lays there in his own sick. Lifeless. It's like one minute he's tall and strong and in shape. The next minute he has the structure of a sea anemone.
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^^^LMAO
 
pmann said:
You lot are practically begging for your king. I'm sorry, but I haven't the time these days.

I've still got my thread king swag, though.

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q518/pmann83/image_zpsdbf47464.jpg

And so I'm not accused of being a jackass thread derailer, I'll answer the question. I've never read a story here, that I can recall.

I do have a sexy time trick that sends me to bed with a smile. I'll probably regret telling everyone about this, but whatever. Okay, so I have this thing where, I'll think of something really hot and sexy. Like, let's take some Australian girl for example. Just random. Anyway, I'll grab my penis, wiggle it around for 30 seconds, I mean, about 30 minutes, and then my penis gets really agitated and throws up everywhere. I think it's a defense mechanism of some sort. Then, I fall asleep.

I feel like I've totally given away my secret. :eek:

I am concerned that my penis is bipolar though. He's excited one second and all, "Touch me! Love me!" Then, he will get lethargic and lazy and doesn't want to do anything. He just lays there in his own sick. Lifeless. It's like one minute he's tall and strong and in shape. The next minute he has the structure of a sea anemone.
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That sea anemone image will haunt me all day..
:D:rolleyes:

I am not even sure now which story I was thinking about..Damn anemones ..
 
Rainshine said:
I'm not into the audios at all. I have a few sections I visit but no stories that are go-to's and actually I prefer to watch porn these days than read it for some reason. That's a big about face for me.
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Really? I've always preferred erotica to video, more scope for personal imagination, I guess. With video there's too much detail. Something always seems to turns me off with a visual, usually one of the participants. :(

Still, I haven't tried watching any in forever. Do you have any idea why your taste changed? :)
 
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Rainshine said:
This ^ is not entirely true. I've seen that sea anemone recover pretty fucking quickly given the right stimulus, and by stimulus I mean look. :D I mean... some Australian girl has. Whoever, I mean, there's a lot of them.
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Naaaaawwwwwww. :devil:

I have effectively made everyone change the way they look at the beloved sea anemone. His innocence and beauty is no more.
 
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