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[Little_Sister]

Hmm, am I the only one who likes googling to find out what people are saying? I think it's fun to learn new words and things that way.

Yep. You are the only one.

 

[Little_Sister]

I think that was assumed for everyone.

You'd think but I get 4-5 a day. Just ask I have started forwarding them to Maus

 

[Lord Pmann]

You'd think but I get 4-5 a day. Just ask I have started forwarding them to Maus

Oh, I misread. I thought you found it lazy if they had a "non-cock avatar". I mean, that's my stance. If you were too lazy to take a picture of your cock and place it for the world to see, then don't bother PMing me!!!!

 

[MausAss]

You'd think but I get 4-5 a day. Just ask I have started forwarding them to Maus

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What a horrible world we live in.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hmm, am I the only one who likes googling to find out what people are saying? I think it's fun to learn new words and things that way.

No, you're not.

Yep. You are the only one.

No, he's not! lol

(hey! look at us--out on the thread and everything!)



I am currently learning Japanese.

Hai.

 

[Ellafun]

Hello Litiquette-izans. (How's that for a generic salutation?)

Nothing worse, in my opinion, than lack of effort. In Lit that can mean a variety if things but normally it's the cut & paste generic PM that probably wins the most votes for lack of effort. PMing is one of those things that you definitely get out of it what you put into it. So as a public service I'm going to list a few helpful tips at where to make the effort, no sense being misguided...

1. Be articulate, coming across as intelligent is always a bonus
2. Fill out your profile, give the recipient something interesting because they're going to go look
3. Find something that will catch their attention. Make them want to know more.
4. Post in the threads, somewhere. Once again, they're going to check and it's fun

What have I missed?

5. Stop telling N00bs that posting tits is mandatory. sheesh. THAT was a lesson learned.

 

[dutchrain]

5. Stop telling N00bs that posting tits is mandatory. sheesh. THAT was a lesson learned.

Yeah, I wondered about that too, there was no reference in the FQ or the rules about it!

 

[Ellafun]

Yeah, I wondered about that too, there was no reference in the FQ or the rules about it!

I know, right? And it didn't even happen in the Playground...it was in the Author's Hangout! Those guys are pervy as hell over there!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Lol yeah, I've had strange experiences on other boards. I posted once in a "post an idea/experience for a story" talking about a relationship I had once where there was a lot of crazy sex. I mentioned, in passing, at one point that I used Trojan Large brand condoms. This one guy, who I guess couldn't handle this piece of info, completely flipped his lid and came down on me hard. Accused me of bragging. Then another guy stepped into it and it became a multi - page argument. It was hysterical. I didn't argue back because, well, let's face it, I've already won.

 

[Ellafun]

Lol yeah, I've had strange experiences on other boards. I posted once in a "post an idea/experience for a story" talking about a relationship I had once where there was a lot of crazy sex. I mentioned, in passing, at one point that I used Trojan Large brand condoms. This one guy, who I guess couldn't handle this piece of info, completely flipped his lid and came down on me hard. Accused me of bragging. Then another guy stepped into it and it became a multi - page argument. It was hysterical. I didn't argue back because, well, let's face it, I've already won.

You are so goddamned intimidating, NRJ. WTH. Are you trying to kill those guys over there?

 

[dutchrain]

Lol yeah, I've had strange experiences on other boards. I posted once in a "post an idea/experience for a story" talking about a relationship I had once where there was a lot of crazy sex. I mentioned, in passing, at one point that I used Trojan Large brand condoms. This one guy, who I guess couldn't handle this piece of info, completely flipped his lid and came down on me hard. Accused me of bragging. Then another guy stepped into it and it became a multi - page argument. It was hysterical. I didn't argue back because, well, let's face it, I've already won.

Were there post like "pics, or it isn't true" (didn't happen would be off, here) in that thread?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Were there post like "pics, or it isn't true" (didn't happen would be off, here) in that thread?

Lol I don't think so, no. It was mostly pretentious people saying stuff like "I don't understand why you have to share THAT info!" Like that's the worst thing you could share on Lit. Haha

And yes, Ella, I'm trying to kill people. With the kindness of my deeeooock.

 

[dutchrain]

Lol I don't think so, no. It was mostly pretentious people saying stuff like "I don't understand why you have to share THAT info!" Like that's the worst thing you could share on Lit. Haha

And yes, Ella, I'm trying to kill people. With the kindness of my deeeooock.

*grins*

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

*grins*

Lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

Even if my cock wasn't the size of a baby's arm (it is), I would buy Magnum XLs just for posterity. That way, everyone would say, "He's the guy always buying Magnums."

Plus, it would save me money. I could use it once, tie a knot in it and use it again. I'd be golden.

But that doesn't matter, as my dick is indeed the size of a giraffe's neck.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Even if my cock wasn't the size of a baby's arm (it is), I would buy Magnum XLs just for posterity. That way, everyone would say, "He's the guy always buying Magnums."

Plus, it would save me money. I could use it once, tie a knot in it and use it again. I'd be golden.

But that doesn't matter, as my dick is indeed the size of a giraffe's neck.

Somehow I knew you'd understand, pmann. Lol

 

[dutchrain]

Even if my cock wasn't the size of a baby's arm (it is), I would buy Magnum XLs just for posterity. That way, everyone would say, "He's the guy always buying Magnums."

Plus, it would save me money. I could use it once, tie a knot in it and use it again. I'd be golden.

But that doesn't matter, as my dick is indeed the size of a giraffe's neck.

I am very glad they fit, because the knot-method doesn't sound very appealing! A real life-shiver of "ugh, nee, hè, he didn't say that" ran down my spine.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Somehow I knew you'd understand, pmann. Lol

You know it bro.

*dick bump*

I mean... *fist bump*

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Lol speaking of Magnums a couple years ago I was in a Walgreens looking at condoms. I saw a really hot latina girl, like strikingly hot, walk my way so I immediately grabbed a box of Magnums I guess subconsciously hoping she'd see me looking at them. Not sure what I expected to happen next. But...yeah, it didn't happen. Haha

 

[time_4sumfun]

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[SweetSam42]

Have a non-cock pic AV. If there is no AV or a cock, they are deleted. Period.

I don't mind if someone doesn't have an AV. Now, the cock AV - I'd advise against, as I immediately block. Gross. Same goes for vag AVs. Ignored immediately.

 

[dutchrain]

I don't mind if someone doesn't have an AV. Now, the cock AV - I'd advise against, as I immediately block. Gross. Same goes for vag AVs. Ignored immediately.

No AV doesn't bother me either; there is the 100-posts-thingy before one is able to put up an AV, and there are people who just don't like them. But having only three posts in five years is a nope for me. As is a cockatar and a vagatar.

 

[SweetSam42]

No AV doesn't bother me either; there is the 100-posts-thingy before one is able to put up an AV, and there are people who just don't like them. But having only three posts in five years is a nope for me. As is a cockatar and a vagatar.

Vagatar! I knew there had to be a word for it!

 

[Stillstiff]

I don't mind if someone doesn't have an AV. Now, the cock AV - I'd advise against, as I immediately block. Gross. Same goes for vag AVs. Ignored immediately.

A lot of people I know feel the same way about "in your face" cock pictures.

 

[SweetSam42]

A lot of people I know feel the same way about "in your face" cock pictures.

So I'm curious then - do men (or gay/bi women) on here feel the same way about vagatars as a lot of the ladies here do about cockatars? Do you love them, or hate them?