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Happy Thursday!
I think I may have had some bad gin yesterday, looking back on my posts it's like an alien abduction, well maybe not that bad. The other night I saw a show about proving the existence of Bigfoot. I'm pretty sure that technology exists that could prove the existence of these creatures. But why are we obsessed with them? Which then got me to thinking if there was a mythological creature of Lit...
I think I may have had some bad gin yesterday, looking back on my posts it's like an alien abduction, well maybe not that bad. The other night I saw a show about proving the existence of Bigfoot. I'm pretty sure that technology exists that could prove the existence of these creatures. But why are we obsessed with them? Which then got me to thinking if there was a mythological creature of Lit...
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This bugs me too. I now who I am. I don't feel the need to read on a letter from the school "Dear mothers and fathers, foster mothers and foster fathers, legal guardians" instead of "Dear parents". Especially since here they put a big "Innen" in a word. Before they would write Schüler (students) meaning all students and now they write SchülerInnen (which would be something like "StudentEsses") to make sure no female students feels excluded. Lehrer (one male teacher or plural for all teachers) has become LehrerInnen ... And so on. It breaks my reading flow!
Happy Thursday!
I think I may have had some bad gin yesterday, looking back on my posts it's like an alien abduction, well maybe not that bad. The other night I saw a show about proving the existence of Bigfoot. I'm pretty sure that technology exists that could prove the existence of these creatures. But why are we obsessed with them? Which then got me to thinking if there was a mythological creature of Lit...
I hope you had some really good coffee today then!
We are very obsessed with finding Bigfoot and /or Yeti because they keep hiding themselves! We, the people, have a right to know if they exist.
You don't know about the mythological Lit-creature?
But, Chained, everyone knows about them!
There are two.
One is blond, has naturally big boobs which will never droop, is about 18 and will stay 18 forever, has an enormous sex-drive, squirts and looks like Barbie.
They other one is dark-haired, wears non-scratching stubble, has an enormous sex-drive and an extraordinaire big dong, is around 20 and will stay 20 forever, is muscled and looks like Ken.
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If you're referring to pmann's magnificent cawk. I can verify. It DOES exist and is indeed magnificent.
HAHAHA! You all make me laugh every day
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Which then got me to thinking if there was a mythological creature of Lit...
The female orgasm.
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HAHAHA! You all make me laugh every day
She tells the truth. All these sightings of the Loch Ness monster? It's basically just me skinny dipping.
Rainshine's description of "magnificent" is indeed apt.
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Happy Thursday!
I think I may have had some bad gin yesterday, looking back on my posts it's like an alien abduction, well maybe not that bad. The other night I saw a show about proving the existence of Bigfoot. I'm pretty sure that technology exists that could prove the existence of these creatures. But why are we obsessed with them? Which then got me to thinking if there was a mythological creature of Lit...
I'm going with HungDavid.
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This bugs me also, if they don't want to exclude anyone why don't they just put "To whom this concerns" or "All Students or All Teachers". It is sad that they don't put "parents" because they feel some are not parents, but if they are raising them then they are parenting them so doesn't matter what their legal term is, they are still the parent at that moment in time. Hell, my kids had many parents, other parents whose homes they would go to and they would call their other mom or dad!
I have recieved PMs from the dark haired one!!! I just laugh and delete.
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Exactly my point, whoever takes the responsibility to raise a kid is parenting it and is a parent.
I have recieved PMs from the dark haired one!!! I just laugh and delete.
Duh. "Delete". So why didn't you call the TV and the newspapers if you made a true sighting of a mythical creature?
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I figured it was just another person in a costume and not the real thing. I figure the real thing could at least make full sentences and spell correctly!
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I figured it was just another person in a costume and not the real thing. I figure the real thing could at least make full sentences and spell correctly!
Oh! So it wasn't a true sighting at all, just some yokel in a costume. How sad.
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I do think there are some mythological creatures here at Lit.
I call them shapeshifters. I'll describe both kinds.
1. The male of the species:
When they roam the HT forum they often take the form of a horny housewife who wants to know how to set up a bukkake with 17 black guys she met at the gym.
When they slither over to the Playground they often act as a confident player type who "totally bangs lots of chicks" and "doesn't give a fuck what all y'all haters think about me 'cause I'm a grown ass man". He constantly posts in the "________ the person above you" threads and gets cock blocked often due to another guy posting immediately before and after. He throws tantrums and tugs on his nuts as a result. And "I'm totally not stalking you, I just wanted to know what the fuck you thought of my dick pic. I send a read receipt, bitch. Why didn't you answer?!? Fuck you, I'm gonna go bang a model."
In the personals site, the shapeshifter is a wealthy, well-educated, well-traveled businessman. His cock is lengthy. His bank account is full. His sexual escapades include high end escorts and pharmaceutical reps. He's lonely on his trip to Tokyo to close a deal that will add $2mil more to his wealth. He's a hard worker and his hours keep him from finding true love. He just wants a Lit girl to please him and let him be her daddy. He's very experienced with this, "I promise".
2. The female of the species:
When she slithers her way through the How To section she posts questions about needing relationship advice. The questions are often posed in such a way that make her seem as if she is not the neediest fucking creature on the planet. But trust me, she is. Her question may be, "How do I get guys to pay more attention to me? I'm attractive. I love sucking dick. I'm into threesomes. Are my tits too big?" Shapeshifters use a different language than most of us. I have tuned my ears to filter through their bullshit. This question is really translated (loosely) as such: "I'm the neediest person you'll ever meet. The first month of dating, you can stick it anywhere. My self esteem is JUST THAT LOW! But if you don't ask me to marry you by week four, I flip the fuck out. I boil bunnies. And when we get married, I'm not sucking anything except the last contents of this fucking milkshake."
On the Playground, she's seen all over. She is seemingly friendly with girls, but secretly hates them with burning sensation usually reserved for heart attacks. They may cling on to one or more playmate, sometimes getting jealous if their playmate goes elsewhere, independent of the fact that she herself may be getting some on the side. This does not matter to her. This researcher has noticed the Playground shapeshifters sometimes engaging in an activity known as booby squishing. This does not seem exclusive to shapeshifters. Sometimes shapeshifters and normals will squish together. Sometimes two shapeshifters squish boobs. Sometimes two normals. I've yet to understand this ritual among the boobed sex. The Playground shapeshifter often gets hysterical and makes a complete arse of herself. We all secretly enjoy it.
On the personals, she's 18, virginal and in love with old, fat men. Her pussy is tighter than a hummingbird's arsehole and she sucks harder than a Dyson. This particular species has been known to gendershift. This particular 18 year old virgin may be a male shapeshifter.
I call them shapeshifters. I'll describe both kinds.
1. The male of the species:
When they roam the HT forum they often take the form of a horny housewife who wants to know how to set up a bukkake with 17 black guys she met at the gym.
When they slither over to the Playground they often act as a confident player type who "totally bangs lots of chicks" and "doesn't give a fuck what all y'all haters think about me 'cause I'm a grown ass man". He constantly posts in the "________ the person above you" threads and gets cock blocked often due to another guy posting immediately before and after. He throws tantrums and tugs on his nuts as a result. And "I'm totally not stalking you, I just wanted to know what the fuck you thought of my dick pic. I send a read receipt, bitch. Why didn't you answer?!? Fuck you, I'm gonna go bang a model."
In the personals site, the shapeshifter is a wealthy, well-educated, well-traveled businessman. His cock is lengthy. His bank account is full. His sexual escapades include high end escorts and pharmaceutical reps. He's lonely on his trip to Tokyo to close a deal that will add $2mil more to his wealth. He's a hard worker and his hours keep him from finding true love. He just wants a Lit girl to please him and let him be her daddy. He's very experienced with this, "I promise".
2. The female of the species:
When she slithers her way through the How To section she posts questions about needing relationship advice. The questions are often posed in such a way that make her seem as if she is not the neediest fucking creature on the planet. But trust me, she is. Her question may be, "How do I get guys to pay more attention to me? I'm attractive. I love sucking dick. I'm into threesomes. Are my tits too big?" Shapeshifters use a different language than most of us. I have tuned my ears to filter through their bullshit. This question is really translated (loosely) as such: "I'm the neediest person you'll ever meet. The first month of dating, you can stick it anywhere. My self esteem is JUST THAT LOW! But if you don't ask me to marry you by week four, I flip the fuck out. I boil bunnies. And when we get married, I'm not sucking anything except the last contents of this fucking milkshake."
On the Playground, she's seen all over. She is seemingly friendly with girls, but secretly hates them with burning sensation usually reserved for heart attacks. They may cling on to one or more playmate, sometimes getting jealous if their playmate goes elsewhere, independent of the fact that she herself may be getting some on the side. This does not matter to her. This researcher has noticed the Playground shapeshifters sometimes engaging in an activity known as booby squishing. This does not seem exclusive to shapeshifters. Sometimes shapeshifters and normals will squish together. Sometimes two shapeshifters squish boobs. Sometimes two normals. I've yet to understand this ritual among the boobed sex. The Playground shapeshifter often gets hysterical and makes a complete arse of herself. We all secretly enjoy it.
On the personals, she's 18, virginal and in love with old, fat men. Her pussy is tighter than a hummingbird's arsehole and she sucks harder than a Dyson. This particular species has been known to gendershift. This particular 18 year old virgin may be a male shapeshifter.
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It was. I fell prey to his charms.
One other mythical creature, as all myths are based on fact. The non-drama queen. This person claims to hate drama, yet it orbits them like planets in a solar system.
They then write a long missive about how they hate lit. They mistrust almost all denizens of this here place, except for their true friends (and you know who you are!).
A little time later a new person shows up. Clearly this person, despite claims to the contrary, is very lit-aware, especially about people. The. Little b little drama ensues. Until...
Rinse and repeat.
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I know who I am, does that count?
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Such squishing may only be done between females. My studies have concluded that one must have ovaries to engage in this activity.
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So no moobysquishing for you?
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Perhaps cowslinger would like to squish manboobs with me.
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Why would anyone want to squish this guy?
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