Litiquette VII

[aussiegeekygal]

If you need help with the testing.

Peer review is important right?

Yes. Don't forget to publish in the anals

 

[MedicalMuse]

Yes. Don't forget to publish in the anals

He’s already attempting to make those advances

 

[gga]

On a prostate massager too.

Yes. Don't forget to publish in the anals

I thought I did.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I thought I did.

G, you are the best peer reviewer

And you give good hugs too

 

[Jaws82]

He’s already attempting to make those advances

science is very important to me

 

[gga]

G, you are the best peer reviewer

And you give good hugs too

I accept no money to influence my reviews.
(Only because I haven't been offered any.)

As for the hugs, thankfully you were wearing flat shoes.
You're an awesome hugger.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I accept no money to influence my reviews.
(Only because I haven't been offered any.)

As for the hugs, thankfully you were wearing flat shoes.
You're an awesome hugger.

You'd have been closer to boob height if I'd have been in heels lol

 

[gga]

You'd have been closer to boob height if I'd have been in heels lol

I would have cut off my feet.

 

[shenglung]

You'd have been closer to boob height if I'd have been in heels lol

Ah boob height... one of the few good things about being short

 

[Jaws82]

Ah boob height... one of the few good things about being short

I dunno. Being tall gives pretty good access to cleavage viewing

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I dunno. Being tall gives pretty good access to cleavage viewing

Not mine short guys win around me

 

[MedicalMuse]

Not mine short guys win around me

Same.

 

[ChainedUp]

Tall guys always win……

Lube chat is going to be difficult to follow. But the second one is always worth the effort.

What have you tried on recommendation that you’ll never ever do again?

 

[Dribble]

Tall guys always win……

Lube chat is going to be difficult to follow. But the second one is always worth the effort.

What have you tried on recommendation that you’ll never ever do again?

Coffee.

Love the smell but the taste is horrible. I can't even eat foods favored with it.

I was enjoying the lube conversation...but I was really hoping for more stories...alas

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I used to feel the same about coffee, but at some point in my thirties, I started to like the taste. I’m a coffee fiend, now.

 

[Dribble]

I used to feel the same about coffee, but at some point in my thirties, I started to like the taste. I’m a coffee fiend, now.

I expected the Lit world to jump all over me....I am so disappointed in them. Lol

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I expected the Lit world to jump all over me....I am so disappointed in them. Lol

They haven’t had their coffee yet.

 

[Dribble]

They haven’t had their coffee yet.

Lol you got me there

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Tall guys always win……

Not in horse racing

What have you tried on recommendation that you’ll never ever do again?

Soccer.
Bullshit game using feet to move a ball around.

I will try anything twice. Even soccer.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I expected the Lit world to jump all over me....I am so disappointed in them. Lol

Ready to fight!

 

[Mr_bogey]

And so it ends, well for the majority of us. Was it all you had hoped for? Was it a time you shall always remember? Is the world a better place than it was 2 weeks ago? If not, was it all worth it or would we better off to level load things and hope for more long term good tidings and joy?

Someone got deep into the expired eggnog.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I got a message from a guy on the chat site today (UK Room), “Hi, do you want to get together and fuck”, nothing else. I often wonder if it ever works. Also if they are going to be that direct surely they would read my profile. Two things in there that would have given him pause, firstly I am 10000km away from him and secondly just the minor fact that I am gay.

Well? Do ya?
I'm never like that. I have manners and ask for nudes first.

 

[Mr_bogey]

What was that about quality?

Don’t be jelly because we’re having sexy banter and sharing pics while your old man ass is snoring in the recliner at 9:15.
Sucks to suck buddy.

I’d say it’s a mix of domish* mode and slim ball. The “I’m so hard and want to fuck your mouth hard, cum all over your face and then piss on you.”
Very few are intriguing.

And depending on my mood and what POS things they said, sometimes I’ll play along. Give them a ride out on the town. I feel they’re ever so deserving.

Work them up nice and good- tease and turn their cock and ego on.

Build up the need, oh he’s hard up.

Whisper in his ear what beautiful full tits I have - how long and hard I can get my nipples when I pull twist.
How wet it makes my pussy.

Grab the bulge in their pants and bite my bottom lip.

Slowly sliding down his body, giving him the cock worship he deserve.

Theres some magic in my warm slutty mouth, pressing my tongue across the slit on his head. Moaning as I taste his salty precum. My hands sliding around his balls, tongue lapping over and over again under his swollen head. My fingers reaching up to his nipples and flicking.

I know he’s getting close, his replies are mixed of sporadic words: fuck, hard, paint and cum.
Despite to unload his warm thick load all over my pretty face.

And then.

“I need to log off…”

Am I a slut mouthed naughty wife for this- absolutely.

Also! 99% of the time I don’t respond to DMs like that. I’m sweet as fuck and don’t you forget that.

I thought we had a deal?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I dunno, one good fuck is still better than a dozen shitty ones.

70%

10%

95% of the non dick pic creepy mofos.

2% of the messages I get are really good.
Edit to clarify: actual conversation. Someone who engages, not just wants to have a quick orgasm. There’s a place for that. Usually it requires rapport and fondness.

I've always wanted to be a 1%er but I'll settle for 2%.

 

[Mr_bogey]

#lube

So you see "growth" as a bad thing?