Litiquette VII

[SassySheDevil]

Short and sweet today.

What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen in someone else's home?

I honestly can't think of something for this. But I can promise that anyone coming into my house would say my Penis Collection. I also collect Olaf (Frozen) so Olaf and Penises are a fun mix.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Short and sweet today.

What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen in someone else's home?

One of my Aunts had a cigar store Indian inside of her home when I was growing up. I don’t know how weird that is but I remember being creeped out by it as a kid.

 

[Violetvixen1]

Short and sweet today.

What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen in someone else's home?

My Birthday Buddy's Urn on the nightstand in his widow's room. Not weird as much as unsettling. I loved that man like a brother and all 250 pounds of him fit in a jar on her nightstand. It was hard to reconcile.

 

[parker77]

Short and sweet today.

What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen in someone else's home?

a four foot tall, rotating Lalique crystal bust of Jesus, on a pedestal, brightly lit from beneath.

 

[Endless_Night]

One of those old-fashioned water beds without any frame plopped on the floor of the dining room, instead of the usual furniture.


I thought it was super odd as a seven year old.

As an adult?

Still super odd, but typical when I think of the people involved.


Edit: OH! Forgot to say there was a long drape of semi-sheer bead curtains separating the dining room from the rest of the house. Umm, yeah….

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I’ve seen a whole seal with some of his blubber cut off for rendering. It was on the kitchen table!

 

[Endless_Night]

After reading some of these I can't help but feel I've been leading a sheltered life.

 

[numeniusa]

After reading some of these I can't help but feel I've been leading a sheltered life.

^ +1

All I've got is a bedroom full of weird dolls under glass domes (creepy, quite hard to sleep in there ) and a chair at my Mum's which had been unused for a few days, where a spider had spun a huge web (now known as the 'Miss Haversham' chair).

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’ll probably get punished by Trekka and Naughty (at least, I hope I will ) but here’s a question:

Since Lit is a forum from the 1990’s that has hardly been updated since, it occurred to me what if we all got Bruce Willis’d <—-Sixth Sense reference (90’s movie), and we realized that we actually died in the 90’s and we have been haunting Lit all this time!

If you just realized you were a ghost, what is the first thing you would do?

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

If you just realized you were a ghost, what is the first thing you would do?[/QUOTE]

I’d get a ghost ship and scare the shit out of my fishing buddies! The ocean can be a scary place at night!!

 

[Violetvixen1]

If you just realized you were a ghost, what is the first thing you would do?

I would finally let go of all this damn stress! Then I'd see if I could find my Oma, Shame on her for not letting me know right away that I was dead!

I’d get a ghost ship and scare the shit out of my fishing buddies! The ocean can be a scary place at night!!

that is freaking evil!! I love it!

 

[tnman03]

I’ll probably get punished by Trekka and Naughty (at least, I hope I will ) but here’s a question:

Since Lit is a forum from the 1990’s that has hardly been updated since, it occurred to me what if we all got Bruce Willis’d <—-Sixth Sense reference (90’s movie), and we realized that we actually died in the 90’s and we have been haunting Lit all this time!

If you just realized you were a ghost, what is the first thing you would do?

Overall Lit's a desperate shadow of the Hotel California so I can only imagine how much more bazaar it would be with ghostly hauntings.

So negative to any being around here after the big kick-off and a resounding yes to the Liters who leave their negativity and whatever is unhappy in their day behind when they log in here.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Watch naked people.

How is this not everyone's answer? AFAF.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How is this not everyone's answer? AFAF.

Because some of us have worked with naked people.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Spray my ectoplasm everywhere.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f5ecf27600ca678ee37146193ccd1a37/tenor.gif

 

[Trekka]

I’ll probably get punished by Trekka and Naughty (at least, I hope I will ) but here’s a question:

Since Lit is a forum from the 1990’s that has hardly been updated since, it occurred to me what if we all got Bruce Willis’d <—-Sixth Sense reference (90’s movie), and we realized that we actually died in the 90’s and we have been haunting Lit all this time!

If you just realized you were a ghost, what is the first thing you would do?

Me? A punisher? Nah, I’m a lil pussycat.
SMN is the whip cracker
My first instinct is to give you a sweet reward blowie for jumping in! Now take off you pants please and thank you.

Ghost Trekka would do her haunting in the nude.
She would bewitch and beguile, like Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters I.
Gallivant about the night giving spirit boners.
She would make a to-do list and the first item to cross off would be haunting the estate of Chris Hemsworth and making him wonder why his hot shower suddenly just felt a little chilly.

 

[Endless_Night]

< If you just realized you were a ghost, what is the first thing you would do?

Make sure my *ghost* outfit was sexy.

That way I could do Halloween Hot all year round.

 

[Trekka]

Make sure my *ghost* outfit was sexy.

That way I could do Halloween Hot all year round.

So let’s talk footwear...

 

[JennyNo1]

....If you just realized you were a ghost, what is the first thing you would do?

Hopefully I'd come back as a succubus, soooo......

 

[Endless_Night]

So let’s talk footwear...

I was thinking something along the lines of The Row's sexy bare flat sandal. You know, to show off my adorable toes and cute little arch.

In white. Of course.

They even advertise them with ghost clothes!


I was thinking of those.

Until this v made me snort Topo Chico down the front of my pajamas.

As a COMPLETE aside, why does UGG not make narrow or half sizes? So annoying.

Uggs. Because, your ghosties must be toasty.

(I’ll see myself out.)

 

[Endless_Night]

Because some of us have worked with naked people.

Preach it, Sister!!!

Hopefully I'd come back as a succubus, soooo......

Jenny! LOL! I'm thinking Helga.

Oh. My. Goodness.

You people kill me somethings.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Me? A punisher? Nah, I’m a lil pussycat.
SMN is the whip cracker .

Say what?! Slaps your sassy ass.

I’ll probably get punished by Trekka and Naughty (at least, I hope I will ) but here’s a question:

Since Lit is a forum from the 1990’s that has hardly been updated since, it occurred to me what if we all got Bruce Willis’d <—-Sixth Sense reference (90’s movie), and we realized that we actually died in the 90’s and we have been haunting Lit all this time!

If you just realized you were a ghost, what is the first thing you would do?

Don’t you worry HW, you’ll get a little piece of naughty.

Oh man, all the car keys to move.

I want a bottle of Portrait of a Lady perfume, a long silk black robe with a black lace cami underneath and a pair of red and black Louis Vuitton heels.
Then I’d go for walks through busy streets, restaurants and hotel lobbies - wanting people to smell me, hear my heels and the soft rustle of my robe but never seeing me.
I want to watch facial expressions of wonder, smiles, heads turn to try and follow their senses.
Friday at 10am, I know exactly where I’ll start.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3osxYoNxMyGazX1D2w/giphy.gif

^^^ Every time “Ghost Naughty” walks by.

 

[Orchidea73]

If you just realized you were a ghost, what is the first thing you would do?

Slap some people.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'd tickle some balls and make guys feel a little uncomfortable.

I'd also like to just fuck with people, kinda like I do in real life. I love finding someone's facebook page open. I go in and change their birthday to a week or so after the date. It's a long con cause I have to wait for their birthday to roll around before I get any satisfaction but it's pretty entertaining.

I'm evil.