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Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%

  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%

  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%

  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%

  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%
  • Total voters
    214
Corbal said:
... and they say I'm violent.
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Past stuff C... and knowing a rough lot of people from all walks of life. ;)

As the saying goes... I'm a peaceful man... really... I'll even turn the other cheek and try to walk away. Just don't keep prodding me though when I do or back me into a corner. Very bad things have and likely still will happen which I'll really feel bad about afterward. ;)
 
Trekka said:
I don’t even know how to throw a punch.
I can throw some plates tho. Expert level. Story for another day.
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I once bent the blade of a big kitchen knife by slamming it tip first onto the counter in anger. Left hardly a scratch on the counter top, interestingly! There is also a fairly deep notch in the drywall from a flung butterknife with a heavy handle, from a different occasion. But I’m not sure I could hurt anyone with my bare hands.
 
tnman03 said:
I don't recommend using your fist to punch someone, a practiced palm strike is more effective. Exceptions would be a set of brass knucks of some of those tactical gloves with built-in knuckle guards. ;) FWIW I've known and know lots of folks who believe in keeping a softball bat or a long-handled socket-head wrench handy. lol
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A frying pan works too, in a pinch. :)
 
Corbal said:
You don't actually turn off so....
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hahaha this made me laugh! It's like she knows you Trekka! ;)


Physically, I am pretty weak. So real fight. Only happened once. Probably why I carry a gun (well among other reasons)
 
I had to google "practiced palm strike*

Now I feel I need a self-defense class.



And maybe an apple crisp.

:p
 
Endless_Night said:
I had to google "practiced palm strike*

Now I feel I need a self-defense class.



And maybe an apple crisp.

:p
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When I make apple crisp or a pie, I use three different kinds of apples.
Tart Granny Smith and then two other sweet apples that are firm.
When they bake down the flavors mix and they're delicious.

A homemade caramel to drizzle on top.
Fresh whipped cream or vanilla ice cream.
Yum!
 
SMNaughtywife said:
When I make apple crisp or a pie, I use three different kinds of apples.
Tart Granny Smith and then two other sweet apples that are firm.
When they bake down the flavors mix and they're delicious.

A homemade caramel to drizzle on top.
Fresh whipped cream or vanilla ice cream.
Yum!
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Have an apple orchard in the area with a store, and that's exactly how they do the early season pies . . . caramel on request. Vanilla ice cream from the freezer at home . . . outstanding. :kiss:
 
SMNaughtywife said:
When I make apple crisp or a pie, I use three different kinds of apples.
Tart Granny Smith and then two other sweet apples that are firm.
When they bake down the flavors mix and they're delicious.

A homemade caramel to drizzle on top.
Fresh whipped cream or vanilla ice cream.
Yum!
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Holy sweet god damn.
 
SMNaughtywife said:
When I make apple crisp or a pie, I use three different kinds of apples.
Tart Granny Smith and then two other sweet apples that are firm.
When they bake down the flavors mix and they're delicious.

A homemade caramel to drizzle on top.
Fresh whipped cream or vanilla ice cream.
Yum!
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My numbers just shot up! :eek: :heart:. Bring on the insulin! :(
 
SMNaughtywife said:
When I make apple crisp or a pie, I use three different kinds of apples.
Tart Granny Smith and then two other sweet apples that are firm.
When they bake down the flavors mix and they're delicious.

A homemade caramel to drizzle on top.
Fresh whipped cream or vanilla ice cream.
Yum!
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H.O.L.Y. C.A.T.S.

:eek:

Vanilla ice cream for on top?!

*hops the next train*

investor2020 said:
Have an apple orchard in the area with a store, and that's exactly how they do the early season pies . . . caramel on request. Vanilla ice cream from the freezer at home . . . outstanding. :kiss:
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Caramel?!

May I come live with you?

*faints*
 
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hotwords229_A said:
Define: curve. Are we talking up, right, left, down? Slight curve, hard curve (giggles), specific angle?

**thinking of buying a protractor**
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I refer the honourable gentleman to his previous answer :devil:

Lovely though all this apple pie talk is, I have come here to say

Girth. No question.

:)

(curve is good too, though, obviously)
 
I'm thinking of letting filthy friday rollover into slutty saturday....

who's got a signature move? like a going-in-for-the-kill "this will get them off for sure" move?
what's your tried and true method for making your partner gasp between the sheets?

bonus points for including pics and/or diagrams, schematics, powerpoint presentations, etc. ;)
 
Trekka said:
I'm thinking of letting filthy friday rollover into slutty saturday....

who's got a signature move? like a going-in-for-the-kill "this will get them off for sure" move?
what's your tried and true method for making your partner gasp between the sheets?

bonus points for including pics and/or diagrams, schematics, powerpoint presentations, etc. ;)
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Sorry, completely unoriginal here, but I'll be standing by waiting on the potential originality of others. ;):cool:
 
Trekka said:
I'm thinking of letting filthy friday rollover into slutty saturday....

who's got a signature move? like a going-in-for-the-kill "this will get them off for sure" move?
what's your tried and true method for making your partner gasp between the sheets?

bonus points for including pics and/or diagrams, schematics, powerpoint presentations, etc. ;)
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I think a Signature move that you think works on anyone/everyone, is being a little over confident. I lack confidence lol..

I think it has to depend on the person. Maybe once you find that "move" on the person, then it's okay to go in for the kill. But first you have to find that sweet spot on each individual person.

But... When it comes to myself.. Orally.. Guys often fail..Because so few will keep going When I'm here!!! and this is a good sign to keep the fuck going!!! :mad: So if you have a signature move that means not stopping right when I'm close... I LOVE YOU! :p HOLD ME DOWN AND KEEP GOING!!

So This made me smile
 
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^You two. I say a weekend in a luxe hotel room is in order. I suspect we’d find more than one way to induce a gasp or two between the sheets.

I haven’t met a man yet who can hold off when he finds himself rhythmically thrusted in and out of my throat, as I expertly flick and twist my wrist, while my greedy little palm pumps his shaft. And I moan all over his cock.

And I always make sure to pause at some point, look up at him and grin wickedly. That may be the kill move.

If that doesn’t send him over the edge then my free hand roams north, dips a fingertip between his lips to moisten it, and then finds a nipple to pinch.
 
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