Litiquette VII

[Orchidea73]

Lol Well this was a HUUUUUGE tree, higher than a light pole. With not many stable branches. So, yeah, not one of the fun trees. Eventually we had to call my friend from the volunteer fire department to get a ladder. Poor kitty. We got him down, though.

So you used a ladder. Fine, I give you credit for trying.

I remember cherry and white mulberry tree were dangerous to climb. My poor grandfather always shouting at me to come down. lol Those were the two I wasn't permitted to climb.

 

[Orchidea73]

I like that I saved a cat and people are making fun of me for it. You guys are dicks.

So my friend brought a ladder. The cat was actually physically stuck where two branches made a tight V (if you know what I'm saying). We took turns going up and down the ladder, trying to pry him free. He went up then I went up. The cat was stuck at an angle so it was tricky. Eventually he came loose and the cat fell into a big pile of leaves. Weirdly unfazed by the whole thing.

For some reason this sounds so HOT!

 

[Orchidea73]

Yeah, I'm amazing. *yawn*

No, really. lol

The cat was actually physically stuck where two branches made a tight V (if you know what I'm saying). We took turns going up and down the ladder, trying to pry him free. He went up then I went up. The cat was stuck at an angle so it was tricky. Eventually he came loose and the cat fell into a big pile of leaves. Weirdly unfazed by the whole thing.

 

[Orchidea73]

I guess if you leave out all the animal rescue aspects? Lol

You know, giving this chit period, I think there are plenty of "animals" who need some rescue.

 

[QuietCanadian]

What are your heroic limits? Will you do battle with an armed gunman at a convenience store? Will you climb the tree to save a kitten? Or is self preservation your dominant trait? Is it driven by nurture or nature?

I don't think one knows until faced with an incident, but likely very low chance I'm battling a gunman. I could climb a tree, without a ladder even, but not sure that's heroic. I still think NRJ is a good dude for saving the cat, though. That's a lot of heat for a good deed.

Did you get on the ladder with the firefighter, or....? Lmfao

But this did make laugh. A lot.

 

[hotwords229_A]

For some reason this sounds so HOT!

What’s hot about it? It’s just a couple guys going up and down on their hard wood trying to get some pussy.

 

[Orchidea73]

What’s hot about it? It’s just a couple guys going up and down on their hard wood trying to get some pussy.

I knew you would get me, Cream.
Now I'm thinking you and curve together, again.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I knew you would get me, Cream.
Now I'm thinking you and curve together, again.

I think we may have to start charging royalties for our likenesses being used in your fantasies.

 

[Orchidea73]

I think we may have to start charging royalties for our likenesses being used in your fantasies.

Would those royalties be in cash or something more substantial?
You know, this cat stuck in the middle, would be happy to pay.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I always wondered if I would be heroic or a coward.
My honest opinion is that it would depend on my mood at the time and whether or not I had time to think about it. Probably most hero situations happened before the hero was able to think about what he/she was doing. If they had time to think they may have gone the route of self preservation.

There is probably a lot more to a hero than just upbringing and heart. I bet mood, time and place, the people involved, the sun, the moon—whatever plays more a part than we realize.

And to Trekka’s question, girth.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Would those royalties be in cash or something more substantial?
You know, this cat stuck in the middle, would be happy to pay.

We offer a few different “packages”.

 

[Orchidea73]

I always wondered if I would be heroic or a coward.
My honest opinion is that it would depend on my mood at the time and whether or not I had time to think about it. Probably most hero situations happened before the hero was able to think about what he/she was doing. If they had time to think they may have gone the route of self preservation.

There is probably a lot more to a hero than just upbringing and heart. I bet mood, time and place, the people involved, the sun, the moon—whatever plays more a part than we realize.

I did something once. It was kinda my job to do it, but it was a dangerous situation. Extreme really.
In my case, I didn't thought about it. I just went. It was impulsive, instinctive.

 

[Orchidea73]

We offer a few different “packages”.

Dream team. https://i.imgur.com/EUMXDkt.gif

 

[SassySheDevil]

Wanders in, is it a guest appearance, an encore presentation, a can’t let go moment? Who’s to know, in any case....

There are those that run from the fire and those that run into the fire. The reaction is instinctual and I think really should go without value judgement. We don’t determine who we are at our core in the moment, we just act.

What are your heroic limits? Will you do battle with an armed gunman at a convenience store? Will you climb the tree to save a kitten? Or is self preservation your dominant trait? Is it driven by nurture or nature?

I think this would depend on the situation. Adrenaline is huge. For my kids, Run into anything. I carry a gun on most occasions and I'm not afraid to use it. Can't promise I'm the best shot, so protect your dick.

I will say that I am a huge weenie about being by myself in the house for more than a couple days. But that's situational and because of something shitty that happened.

Dude that’s a big ass question for a Friday.
And here I was gonna ask about cocks: length, girth, curve, etc.

Girth and curve please!! Fat head. Veins. Ugh!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

^^^^ holy Washington apples, Sassy is locked and loaded!

Wanders in, is it a guest appearance, an encore presentation, a can’t let go moment? Who’s to know, in any case....

There are those that run from the fire and those that run into the fire. The reaction is instinctual and I think really should go without value judgement. We don’t determine who we are at our core in the moment, we just act.

What are your heroic limits? Will you do battle with an armed gunman at a convenience store? Will you climb the tree to save a kitten? Or is self preservation your dominant trait? Is it driven by nurture or nature?

The same boiling water that softens the potato also hardens the egg.

I’m a lot about self preservation and believe mine comes from nurture.
Knowing what I need, my limits and finding the balance. Most times I’m a rockstar, but I’ve fallen off the stage a time or two. Bandage up and let’s keep the show moving.
What you allow is what will continue throughout your life and I don’t feel guilty anymore doing what’s best for me, I’ve earned it.

But at the same time, I’m extremely giving without the expectation of receiving back.
I don’t know my limits, I do know I’m exceptionally loyal to those I love and care about and wouldn’t think twice about being there or doing what I can for them.

Dude that’s a big ass question for a Friday.
And here I was gonna ask about cocks: length, girth, curve, etc.

Yes, please.
All weekend long.

 

[Trekka]

Holy Washington Apples?!?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Holy Washington Apples?!?

I’m a fan of Honeycrisp apples. Pink ladies are my second fav.
I like my fruit how I like my cock - hard and juicy.

 

[Trekka]

I don’t even know how to throw a punch.
I can throw some plates tho. Expert level. Story for another day.

My heroic efforts usually involve moving mountains of paperwork and making incessant noise. Not so much putting out (literal) fires or Kung-fu fighting. And I tend to run head first into those fights. No fear and my boss would probably prefer I wore duct tape over my mouth instead of lip gloss.

Cocks: it’s all about the curve, baby.

 

[Trekka]

I’m a fan of Honeycrisp apples. Pink ladies are my second fav.
I like my fruit how I like my cock - hard and juicy.

I like ‘em big n super sweet.
Fuji all day.

Thoughts on nectarines?

 

[SassySheDevil]

^^^^ holy Washington apples, Sassy is locked and loaded!

Holy Washington Apples?!?

I’m a fan of Honeycrisp apples. Pink ladies are my second fav.
I like my fruit how I like my cock - hard and juicy.

I like ‘em big n super sweet.
Fuji all day.

Thoughts on nectarines?

LOL Oh I just laughed.. LOVE pink lady! Also a fan of Golden Delicious.. Apparently I like them soft too.

Sexy fruit.. love it!

 

[tnman03]

I don’t even know how to throw a punch.
I can throw some plates tho. Expert level. Story for another day.

My heroic efforts usually involve moving mountains of paperwork and making incessant noise. Not so much putting out (literal) fires or Kung-fu fighting. And I tend to run head first into those fights. No fear and my boss would probably prefer I wore duct tape over my mouth instead of lip gloss.

Cocks: it’s all about the curve, baby.

I don't recommend using your fist to punch someone, a practiced palm strike is more effective. Exceptions would be a set of brass knucks of some of those tactical gloves with built-in knuckle guards. FWIW I've known and know lots of folks who believe in keeping a softball bat or a long-handled socket-head wrench handy. lol

 

[Corbal]

I don't recommend using your fist to punch someone, a practiced palm strike is more effective. Exceptions would be a set of brass knucks of some of those tactical gloves with built-in knuckle guards. FWIW I've known and know lots of folks who believe in keeping a softball bat or a long-handled socket-head wrench handy. lol

... and they say I'm violent.

 

[Trekka]

You guys are turning me on.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

... and they say I'm violent.

Did you gain that reputation from your love of sharp objects?

 

[Orchidea73]

I don't recommend using your fist to punch someone, a practiced palm strike is more effective. Exceptions would be a set of brass knucks of some of those tactical gloves with built-in knuckle guards. FWIW I've known and know lots of folks who believe in keeping a softball bat or a long-handled socket-head wrench handy. lol

If it comes as a surprise and you hit on the nose, it does the trick though. At least it worked for me. lol