Litiquette VII

[tnman03]

It’s like sexting? But with words instead of tits and bits.

Wait...what??? Tits & bits but no wordplay? There's such a thing is there? Wow!!! Who'd have...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

This is why I said no to the Dodge Charger I test drove. So tempting though.

That Supra is pretty fucking nice though.

Mmmhmm...
Now what color?
Could go with the flashy red.
Or!!! That blue.
Hot damn.

I often exceed the speed limit on the bike path. In lycra. I'm a damn rebel.

I expect this information will not make my inbox hard to manage.

I was wearing Lycra today - so fingers crossed both our inboxes blow up?!

Everyone go check your text messages!

Who are the last 5 people you texted with and whaddya think about that? What does it say about you?

Not names, silly, relationships.

Here’s mine:
Coworker, work group text, coworker, coworker, BF

I think this^ means I had a blowjob of a workday yesterday, and at some point I remembered that I have an SO who might need dinner and at what time? It probably explains why I feel like a zombie this morning who wants to call in sick, and why I’m still lollygagging around, mainlining coffee, instead of firing up my laptop. Blaaaaaaah!

It also means my mom was quiet yesterday. Which is highly suspicious. She’s clearly up to no good on Twitter.

Friend: asking me if I wanna come over tonight and see her new house. Some random vents about her not liking Home Depot.

Dad: wanna go to the lake this weekend and camp, I’m bring the boat.

Trekka: I was teasing her about carrot dangling and goats. She replied with an adorable “fuck off.” I was laughing quite hard.

Husband: you doing ok? Been gone for a while.

Trekka’s Viking: dirty milf meme and some banter that went along with it.

It means today I was full of it, funny as ever, feeling a bit like square peg in a round hole and needed to get out for some fresh air and a tiny bit naughty.
So, pretty much a typical day.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Mmmhmm...
Now what color?
Could go with the flashy red.
Or!!! That blue.
Hot damn.

So my first car was a Toyota. It was yellow and I FUCKING hated it. However. I could see myself doing the yellow.. Just for "throwback fun"

But my current car is red and I LOVE it.. LOVE it. It looks pretty fantastic on that Supra. But I agree. The blue is pretty fucking hot too. So I'd be pretty torn.

Some cars. I just know which color I'd want. They are almost always flashy colors too. Except my 4 runner. If I get that re-painted. It will be gun metal gray.

If I ever get my Camaro- Which will most likely remain fantasy because short person in bad blind spot vehicles..=Bad. It'll be green.. ONLY BECAUSE we have a Mustang that is Green and I think the 2 bad ass rivals would be cool as hell matching.

66 Mustang against Hot sexy Camaro.. Fuck yes!

I'll talk cars all day, every day!

 

[Daisy_Love]

My daughter
Bestest friend
Close friend
Work friend
My Dad

 

[Mr_bogey]

Two good friends from home about an upcoming get together

My daughter

My trainer

My oldest son

My youngest son

It means ssdd

 

[Orchidea73]

I rarely text and it's quick when I do because I hate "conversations" through sms. I prefer calls.

 

[Jd192235]

I rarely text and it's quick when I do because I hate "conversations" through sms. I prefer calls.

Plus someone would miss that sexy accent if you didn’t call

 

[Orchidea73]

Plus someone would miss that sexy accent if you didn’t call

LOL

I don't know about that but I find it easier with calls. I express myself better verbally than with writing. It's quicker and you understand better because the other people can hear the tone and the mood much better. Plus, I prefer to hear the voice anyway. Texting is the last resort and for short and quick things, like: Send me the address. I depart and arrive at this or that hour, etc. Things like these.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Wednesday, who else is feeling the hump? Pondering Kahlúa or amaretto in my coffee this morning.

If you could steal credit for any great piece of art, song, film, book etc. which one would you claim?

 

[QuietCanadian]

Wednesday, who else is feeling the hump? Pondering Kahlúa or amaretto in my coffee this morning.

If you could steal credit for any great piece of art, song, film, book etc. which one would you claim?

Hmm... I don't know that I would because I'd feel like a fraud (and I have enough imposter syndrome!)

But, in the spirit of the question, I'm trying to think of the things I'd totally rip off of others. Obviously I'm heading towards music. I'm thinking like a big holiday song, one that gets you all the royalties, like Hugh Grant in About A Boy. Or, if I was a musician that was so popular I was asked to play at an award show or something as such, I'd jack the cold open. Like Gaga and Bradley Cooper did. Back from commercial, no announcement, no introduction, no welcome back, just stroll on stage, grab my guitar, and do it. That's so bad ass. I would of liked to be the person who did that first... Who apparently I don't know.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wednesday, who else is feeling the hump? Pondering Kahlúa or amaretto in my coffee this morning.

If you could steal credit for any great piece of art, song, film, book etc. which one would you claim?

I think I'd rather talk about feeling your humps.

 

[investor2020]

"Atlas Shrugged" - the classic novel of reason, individualism, and capitalism.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

It’s like sexting? But with words instead of tits and bits.

Wait....sexting isstill a thing? I’m so out of the “in” group.

 

[Trekka]

I wish I was the lyricist behind the writing of Hamilton.

I wish I was the photographer that captured that iconic moment between John and Yoko.

I wish I was the hand behind the painting of The Old Guitarist.

I wish I was the director that envisioned the sweeping panoramas mixed with messy real life love of Brokeback Mountain.

I wish I was the wordsmith behind the writing of Poema 14.

I wish I was the voice that belted out “Summertime.”

I could go on... but... I’ll pause there

Yeah, if I coulda just done one^ of those things I feel like I’d rock back on my heels and go, “yep, that was mine” and retire on the spot.

 

[QuietCanadian]

I wish I was the lyricist behind the writing of Hamilton.

I wish I was the photographer that captured that iconic moment between John and Yoko.

I wish I was the hand behind the painting of The Old Guitarist.

I wish I was the director that envisioned the sweeping panoramas mixed with messy real life love of Brokeback Mountain.

I wish I was the wordsmith behind the writing of Poema 14.

I wish I was the voice that belted out “Summertime.”

I could go on... but... I’ll pause there

Yeah, if I coulda just done one^ of those things I feel like I’d rock back on my heels and go, “yep, that was mine” and retire on the spot.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

I wish I was a baller.

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a six four Impala.

I'll see myself out.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Let’s see, I'm gonna stick with art.

The Kiss - by Klimt
Sally Mann’s series of B&W photographs - Immediate Family
Claes Oldenburg‘s sculptures
Anne Magill. Her paintings feel similar to Edward Hooper’s work but more dream like. A glimpse into a moment that one can not help but to know more of the story.

^^^ this is a very short list, I could go on and on.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I think I'd rather talk about feeling your humps.

Oh I’m a handful of humps. Best you clear your afternoon darlin.

 

[numeniusa]

Mondrian. His paintings do something to my brain. Not just the primary coloured ones, the more muddy ones, too...

https://i.imgur.com/i9acyJK.jpg

Like a maze you could lose yourself in for hours.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Oh I’m a handful of humps. Best you clear your afternoon darlin.

Done.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Trekka is a busy bee, so here’s a quick one for the day.

Open up your closet, dress drawer or maybe it’s your clothes basket - what are the main colors of clothes you gravitate towards?
Any colors you refuse to wear?

And men, I wanna know how many neck ties you own? And how many of them you’re willing to use, possibly ruin with some bondage play?
You link a pic and I’ll make sure you’re properly rewarded for your efforts.
or something like that.

 

[QuietCanadian]

For shirts, blues and greys, though I do own some fun shirts as well that are brighter. Pants are greys/charcoal, brown, blue. I own 12 neckties, I counted, though probably about six-seven in regular rotation. Some are a bit outdated in terms of width, not like 70s style, but still. Is all of them too many? All of them. I can buy new ties.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Trekka is a busy bee, so here’s a quick one for the day.

Open up your closet, dress drawer or maybe it’s your clothes basket - what are the main colors of clothes you gravitate towards?
Any colors you refuse to wear?

And men, I wanna know how many neck ties you own? And how many of them you’re willing to use, possibly ruin with some bondage play?
You link a pic and I’ll make sure you’re properly rewarded for your efforts.
or something like that.

I would say blue is the dominant color, although with the ties, red might win. I'm not of fan of that drab olive green and there are some shades of purple that I might prefer to avoid.

I have between 200/300 ties and about half of them need to be wrecked. Sorry, I'm technologically challenged and fail at all pic attempts. You should remember, just the avatar took months.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Black, white, grey, olive green.

I'm a little boring

 

[hotwords229_A]

Blues, greens, browns, one red T-shirt.

I have one tie. I’m not sure where it is, possibly rolled up in my dress jacket pocket?

ETA: I just realized my tie is in my profile pic for your viewing pleasure!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Blues, greens, browns, one red T-shirt.

I have one tie. I’m not sure where it is, possibly rolled up in my dress jacket pocket?

ETA: I just realized my tie is in my profile pic for your viewing pleasure!

um. The AV hot damn!



And uh. Clothes. Can't think now. A lot of black. Red. Pink. Blue and Grey