Litiquette VII

[SMNaughtywife]

Guilty of being very pleased the youngest child was unable to find a queen ant to start a new project colony.

Citation issued.
To: SMN
From: husband
Violation: refusing advice, excessive f bombs usage and not properly winding up an extension cord.
I plead No Contest.

 

[Trekka]

*guilty of Livin on a Prayer*

 

[Trekka]

I always thought he said "endo" but I think it actually is "indo". I mean, it's Snoop talking about weed. Either works, really.

Dude.
It’s Indo.
Like Indica.
Like the sticky icky icky Hindu Kush.


I don’t think he’s referring to an endoscopy.

 

[Sh75]

Dude.
It’s Indo.
Like Indica.
Like the sticky icky icky Hindu Kush.


I don’t think he’s referring to an endoscopy.

Who needs nuts when you got the kush

 

[Trekka]

Who needs nuts when you got the kush

Aw hell I miss the kush
*drools*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dude.
It’s Indo.
Like Indica.
Like the sticky icky icky Hindu Kush.


I don’t think he’s referring to an endoscopy.

OMFG

I. Can't. Even.

 

[Sh75]

Aw hell I miss the kush
*drools*

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcR3YYhDJoNEl5zXwSe8F-jBhxSxeZ8n2c4e_g&usqp=CAU

Those were the days Trek

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Aw hell I miss the kush
*drools*

Whenever you need to partake, I'll happily oblige. I have quite the collection.

 

[Trekka]

Ahh Wednesday. The middle of the week. The day most of us use to fondly look over our shoulders as we say goodbye to Monday and Tuesday while we anxiously await the weeken....

Just kidding!
*punches Chainey in the arm

Alrighty then.
Let’s talk about Mary Jane!

Medical? Recreational?
Indica or Sativa?
Roll it up n smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em?
Vape it?
Eat it?!
Rub the oil all over your hippie ass?!?

(Have I covered all the ways to get high these days? It’s 2020. It’s confusing for this old school pipe hitter— doesn’t anyone take bong rips anymore?!)

Fill in the blank:
I really love to get stoned and ______.

Or do you refrain entirely? And why?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Shirley Jackson wrote a really good story about getting stoned. She compared it to winning the lottery.

 

[Trekka]

Shirley Jackson wrote a really good story about getting stoned. She compared it to winning the lottery.

Dude. WTF.

 

[Rapha1979]

Shirley Jackson wrote a really good story about getting stoned. She compared it to winning the lottery.

If she won £5 on a scratchcard, I could see the comparison. Otherwise, no.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dude. WTF.

If she won £5 on a scratchcard, I could see the comparison. Otherwise, no.

I'm not a substance guy, or at least I've been told that I'm not a guy of substance.

And I'm definitely not the guy you want around you when you're high, because I say things that seem to freak people out.

 

[investor2020]

Shirley Jackson wrote a really good story about getting stoned. She compared it to winning the lottery.

(not everyone will understand that one, HW . . . well done.)

 

[tnman03]

Ahh Wednesday. The middle of the week. The day most of us use to fondly look over our shoulders as we say goodbye to Monday and Tuesday while we anxiously await the weeken....

Just kidding!
*punches Chainey in the arm

Alrighty then.
Let’s talk about Mary Jane!

Medical? Recreational?
Indica or Sativa?
Roll it up n smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em?
Vape it?
Eat it?!
Rub the oil all over your hippie ass?!?

(Have I covered all the ways to get high these days? It’s 2020. It’s confusing for this old school pipe hitter— doesn’t anyone take bong rips anymore?!)

Fill in the blank:
I really love to get stoned and ______.

Or do you refrain entirely? And why?

Aside from non-THC CBD oil, I don't bother with it, mostly due to the fact that it's illegal here. Other reasons are if I'm around it when someone's smoking it the stuff makes me itch all over. I've even broken out in hives, so who knows if it's a particular strain of it or what.

I'm also not even going to mess with vaping that stuff, there've been to many serious respiratory issues with some of that mess that's been marketed.

Overall from what I've gathered its all about the end product and some common sense user moderation. If anyone wants to use it then I'm not going to criticize them for their choice. And as for my overall opinion of it, legalize it, treat it just like alcohol, age twenty one to purchase it and tax it just like booze.

 

[Trekka]

Subquestion: Pass to the left, don't front?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yes.

Spent much of my 20s stoned. Wife has never smoked anything, though early on in our relationship, I swear she got stoned (contact high) from being in a small room where we were passing around a bong for 2 hours. Anyway, kids came along and I agreed to quit. I was going to be giving them enough vices.
As I approach that empty nest stage and edibles are a thing, I anticipate a rebirth.
I do enjoy time away with friends and I will indulge when I can but for now, it's mostly in my past and my future.
Speaking of legalization, DC is about to legalize magic mushrooms. Haven't been down that road since college but holy shit, talk about fun. I wonder if they are as fun in your 50s as they were in your 20s?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Subquestion: Pass to the left, don't front?

Don't Bogart the joint and watch the drool.

 

[BongoGal]

Fill in the blank:
I really love to get stoned and ______.

I really love to get stoned and ___masturbate___.

Well, I used to, anyway. Back in the day, I'd frequently get stoned before going to bed, and then I would fiddle with myself into one orgasm after another as erotic images and scenarios flowed rapidly through my head.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm fairly new to the MJ crowd. Until it was legalized where I lived I hadn't tried it. I think I may have had someone switch out the hooka with wacky tabacky when I was in uni but I'm honestly not so sure about that.

I started as a medical patient when I was having all my girly problems a few years back. I was losing conciousness due to being in pain and figured it was worth a shot. I don't say this lightly- it saved my life. It gave me the clarity and hope to keep fighting through the pain knowing that I finally had something that could calm my body down enough to rest. I puff of a joint was more effective pain relief than morphine shots, which is what I'd been doing up until that point.

These days I'm not in pain but still partake when the mood strikes. I've successfully grown some really amazing crops and was even distributing at one point. That's how I funded my other gardening projects.

I only really smoke with my husband and I'm that case I'm passing to wherever he is. I'd love to find friends to sit and get high with around a campfire but life complicates that a little.

My fave thing to do is get high and take a shower. The water is glorious.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'm fairly new to the MJ crowd. Until it was legalized where I lived I hadn't tried it. I think I may have had someone switch out the hooka with wacky tabacky when I was in uni but I'm honestly not so sure about that.

I started as a medical patient when I was having all my girly problems a few years back. I was losing conciousness due to being in pain and figured it was worth a shot. I don't say this lightly- it saved my life. It gave me the clarity and hope to keep fighting through the pain knowing that I finally had something that could calm my body down enough to rest. I puff of a joint was more effective pain relief than morphine shots, which is what I'd been doing up until that point.

These days I'm not in pain but still partake when the mood strikes. I've successfully grown some really amazing crops and was even distributing at one point. That's how I funded my other gardening projects.

I only really smoke with my husband and I'm that case I'm passing to wherever he is. I'd love to find friends to sit and get high with around a campfire but life complicates that a little.

My fave thing to do is get high and take a shower. The water is glorious.

Try showering on shrooms. To this day, I don't know what was so funny but I couldn't stop laughing in the shower. I swear I was in there for 30-45 mins.

 

[Corbal]

I really love to get stoned and smoke meth.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I really love to get stoned and smoke meth.

Meth? Apparently it's great for getting through housework. *

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Try showering on shrooms. To this day, I don't know what was so funny but I couldn't stop laughing in the shower. I swear I was in there for 30-45 mins.

One day. I'm not as curious about hallucinogenic drugs but I've heard they can be hella fun.

I'm curious about the Washington legislation. All the legislation around Psilocybin I've seen so far is fairly controlled to medical practitioners for a narrow set of symptoms.

 

[Corbal]

Meth? Apparently it's great for getting through housework. *

I love that you managed to find something good about meth when there's absolutely nothing good about smoking meth. LMFAO.

I don't smoke pot or meth.

I also don't care if you smoke pot.

I do care if you smoke meth. Meth is fucking awful.