Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
real deal.

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Ah yes, straws. They have them made in paper now as well? Good lord.
Normally, I don't drink cocktails because I don't like them. But I do like Margarita and Bloody Mary and with BM they bring those sticks. Blah. I throw them away.

Yes here they do, plastic straws are banned!! Lipstick all over the glass now 😂

^^ but the paper straws save the sea turtles!
 
No ice with whiskey? You either get after those drinks or you're ok with room temp. (That's how I consume my whiskey most times anyway)

Well, using ice it's like drinking it with water. What's the point? Looks good in the movies and pics but meh...Room temp is perfect.
 
The ocean is beautiful and soothing. I love the sound of the surf.

What I don't love is the idea of prehistoric killing machines swimming around and under me as I float on those waves.

See! Suz understands. And now default is headed to the very beach where the real life Jaws happened! :eek:

Don’t go out on your yellow raft or throw a stick for your dog Pippet into the water.
 
Well, using ice it's like drinking it with water. What's the point? Looks good in the movies and pics but meh...Room temp is perfect.
Aaaaaand that’s how you’re supposed to drink whiskey!!
Putting ice in it in Scotland is sacrilege :eek:
 
See! Suz understands. And now default is headed to the very beach where the real life Jaws happened! :eek:

Don’t go out on your yellow raft or throw a stick for your dog Pippet into the water.

I do drive past Slaughter Beach on the way. Perfect place for a horror movie to happen
 
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