Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
Blade, can you inspect the integrity of the stripper pole please? Make sure we installed it correctly?

(Someone’s gotta be the practical one ;) )

I had a pretty sturdy pole a little earlier, but I stumbled to the bathroom to pee, and its structural integrity waned.
 
Speaking of body glitter.
Kidding.
Speaking of stripper poles.
Kidding.
Well, kind of.

Word on the street is that Papa will be in and out for a while. Which is a bummer, because I never did get a citation during his most recent pop-in. #Goals. But SMN and I did get the green light from the OP to ask some Qs. She’ll be watching my mouth, of course, and I’ll be watching her hands.

See, SMNaughty and I met in this thread. Story time....

Chained posted a pic of a blindfolded woman with her arms tied above her head, another woman getting ready to spank her. (Both girls had *fabulous* hair). And SMN quoted it and said “Ohhh Trekka!” Something like that. And this man-Litster who was a mutual friend messaged me, essentially knocking me over the head with a virtual frying pan, and said “She’s flirting with you! Ffs! Action must be taken here, woman!”

So I sent her a message. 💜

And what blossomed was a really close relationship that I never coulda fathomed. It’s been sweet and sexy, warm and hot, steady as she goes, supportive af, glitter and gold.

And it all started right here. With a Lesbian BDSM pic.

So... I have a lot of warm fuzzy feelings for this thread. For that^ reason, and many others.

We all need some feel good fluff! Let’s talk warm fuzzies. What thread/forum/e-nook here on Lit do you have a deep affection or fondness for? Why? Do you have a story to go with it?
 
Speaking of body glitter.
Kidding.
Speaking of stripper poles.
Kidding.
Well, kind of.

Word on the street is that Papa will be in and out for a while. Which is a bummer, because I never did get a citation during his most recent pop-in. #Goals. But SMN and I did get the green light from the OP to ask some Qs. She’ll be watching my mouth, of course, and I’ll be watching her hands.

See, SMNaughty and I met in this thread. Story time....

Chained posted a pic of a blindfolded woman with her arms tied above her head, another woman getting ready to spank her. (Both girls had *fabulous* hair). And SMN quoted it and said “Ohhh Trekka!” Something like that. And this man-Litster who was a mutual friend messaged me, essentially knocking me over the head with a virtual frying pan, and said “She’s flirting with you! Ffs! Action must be taken here, woman!”

So I sent her a message. 💜

And what blossomed was a really close relationship that I never coulda fathomed. It’s been sweet and sexy, warm and hot, steady as she goes, supportive af, glitter and gold.

And it all started right here. With a Lesbian BDSM pic.

So... I have a lot of warm fuzzy feelings for this thread. For that^ reason, and many others.

We all need some feel good fluff! Let’s talk warm fuzzies. What thread/forum/e-nook here on Lit do you have a deep affection or fondness for? Why? Do you have a story to go with it?

❤ this is sweet. I'll respond later.
 
We all need some feel good fluff! Let’s talk warm fuzzies. What thread/forum/e-nook here on Lit do you have a deep affection or fondness for? Why? Do you have a story to go with it?
This thread and its many previous iterations. It is where I met my people and started forming Lit friendships.

I lurked for a looooooong time before I got up the courage to post something. At that time, it was a very active thread and there was a lot of banter with people who all seemed to know each other very well. It was a little intimidating to jump in, but I figured out that was exactly what I needed to do. And while I wasn't everyone's cup of tea at first (I'm looking at you, Enny :heart:), I felt accepted and encouraged to participate.

I was very, very happy that this thread was resurrected a few months ago and while it doesn't have the same rhythm that it did a few years ago, it is still one of my happy places in Lit. :)
 
I love the story of how Trekka and Naughty came together—it had a great cast, there was comedy, drama, suspense, nudity and lesbians. Everything I like.

I also want to hear about the smack down between Suz and Enny. I’m imagining there was mud, bikinis (at first ;)) and then a warm friendly embrace. And I’d like to hear about it.

My personal favorite threads are Suz’s and PLP’s threads. They seem to have both managed to attract most of my favorite people on Lit at one point or another. They are fun, sexy, friendly and perfectly perverted toward my penile proclivities.
 
I have a particular affinity for the Litties. Until the inaugural night, I hadn't really posted in The Playground. I was a General Boarder. The Litties just looked like so much fun and IHC was really bringing a party, so I jumped in. I made a really great friend in Clowns that night. Honestly, if it weren't for that, I probably would have fizzled out of lit.

From that night on, I started to participate and found that this group of people are so freaking amazing. I was tired of arguing with BotanyBoy and always agreeing with Pmann over in the GB. I much prefer the light hearted banter here. I got to be the witty, stupid, innapropriate fool I am in real life but never dared to be on other forms of social media.

I also found a home in picture threads where I was taught the ropes by a few veterans and found a way to explore what I find visually appealing (beards, men in glasses, hot lesbian BDSM porn).
 
Great thread and lovely post.

My contribution isn’t specific to this thread as it didn’t exist when I was active around these parts 7-8 yrs ago. But there were other very similar threads, and during a transition time in life (not bad, but just lots of change) I met some really wonderful people who became very good friends. It was amazing how a kind word, silly laugh or an innocent flirt turned into something much more. Once many of those I was close to moved on (as happens around here) I eventually did too, a small few still keep in touch via other channels though, which is pretty awesome after all this time, considering we might have first met because of a, probably corny, bdsm joke.

Seems like good people around here, nice to meet you.
 
What thread/forum/e-nook here on Lit do you have a deep affection or fondness for? Why? Do you have a story to go with it?

The first thread I frequented regularly was Photo’s Playroom, years ago - lots of great conversation with nerdy peeps :). I made my first Lit friends there so I look back on it fondly.

I mainly stick to my thread nowadays, with the exception of some question threads like this one. I really enjoy the diversity and openness of threads like Litiquette. I feel like you get to know posters in such a unique and much deeper way.
 
Speaking of body glitter.
Kidding.
Speaking of stripper poles.
Kidding.
Well, kind of.

Word on the street is that Papa will be in and out for a while. Which is a bummer, because I never did get a citation during his most recent pop-in. #Goals. But SMN and I did get the green light from the OP to ask some Qs. She’ll be watching my mouth, of course, and I’ll be watching her hands.

See, SMNaughty and I met in this thread. Story time....

Chained posted a pic of a blindfolded woman with her arms tied above her head, another woman getting ready to spank her. (Both girls had *fabulous* hair). And SMN quoted it and said “Ohhh Trekka!” Something like that. And this man-Litster who was a mutual friend messaged me, essentially knocking me over the head with a virtual frying pan, and said “She’s flirting with you! Ffs! Action must be taken here, woman!”

So I sent her a message. 💜

And what blossomed was a really close relationship that I never coulda fathomed. It’s been sweet and sexy, warm and hot, steady as she goes, supportive af, glitter and gold.

And it all started right here. With a Lesbian BDSM pic.

So... I have a lot of warm fuzzy feelings for this thread. For that^ reason, and many others.

We all need some feel good fluff! Let’s talk warm fuzzies. What thread/forum/e-nook here on Lit do you have a deep affection or fondness for? Why? Do you have a story to go with it?

Me a flirt?!
Ohhh you’re the sweetest and spiciest chica ever! 💗
Years together bonding, hours of conversations, texts, pics, a few tears and countless laughing fits.
All real life, the stuff that matters. Well 99% of it.
I’ll save the rest of the sweet pillow talk for next month when .... well. No need to spill the beans now. 😉

This thread, the peeps here are pretty awesome. The silliness mixed with seriousness is the best. Honest talk, feeling safe and welcoming. I said last week to some lovely ladies how we all shine without ever needing to unscrew another’s lightbulb. No competition, petty BS, or passive aggressive crap - it’s not here. (Thank you baby Jesus)

The red lipstick thread is somewhere warm and fuzzy for me. Of course there’s a story. More like a book now. But it’s nothing anyone could make sense of or understand. And that’s how I like to keep it too.
 
The red lipstick thread is somewhere warm and fuzzy for me. Of course there’s a story. More like a book now. But it’s nothing anyone could make sense of or understand. And that’s how I like to keep it too.

Are you the muse?

That's so delightful. :kiss:
 
Are you the muse?

That's so delightful. :kiss:

*cracks a gigantic grin*
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I love hearing about all these other threads.
I read some answers and thought “Oh yeah! That thread!”
And others and thought “Damn I’ll hafta check that out.”
The some were like “Awww... yeah I remember that one....”

PS-Aussie, I’m with you on the beard thread :D
 
Happy Friday!

I was thinking about neighborhood gardens and for them to thrive, everyone needs to do their part. In theory of course.
Which brings me to today’s question.

If we had to use the bartering system instead of money, what would you contribute to make your community stronger?
 
Happy Friday!

I was thinking about neighborhood gardens and for them to thrive, everyone needs to do their part. In theory of course.
Which brings me to today’s question.

If we had to use the bartering system instead of money, what would you contribute to make your community stronger?

oh hell. i thought you were gonna ask about body wash! lol.

is tropical fruit an acceptable answer?

lemme think on this. i'll be back! ;)
 
If we had to use the bartering system instead of money, what would you contribute to make your community stronger?

Love this question - it's really clever!

I don't have many tradeable skills - aside from baking and gardening. I could be the seasonal vegetable and bread provider. In reality, I would love to do that now if I could make an adequate income...

My only other really useful talent is in fixing cars. But I don't want to DO the work. I suppose I could trade my knowledge instead.... lead a horse to water kind of thing.
 
Well, shit.
Stacy and I are gonna be in competition then.
I’ve got fruits and veggies to trade, and home cooked meals and baked goods.
I can make moonshine.
Maybe I’ll open a tavern.
Could totally rock the head wench role.

And I have zero experience but I think I’d like to apply for medicine woman status.
 
My impeccable judgment and unerring wisdom more than pull my weight.
However; not being one to rest lazily upon my gilded laurels, I'll also offer as a bonus, my expert full body skin cancer screenings, cuz Florida.
 
Lets see. I love black, the smell leather, can be a bit bossy at times and can easily play top with a filthy taste of femdom mixed in. Plenty of toys too, you’ll be well taken care of.
Oh, you’ll call me Ma’am, let’s not forget that. 😉

Aaaand if that’s not your thing, I’m proficient in several programs in the Adobe Suite and own studio equipment for your photography needs.

Now, we could if one is so inclined photograph you bound in rope.
We’re gonna need to broker one hell of a trade if I pull out my strap on.

It’s Filthy Friday ya know.
*devilish smile*
 
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Anybody need a break from their kids?? I will keep them entertained and out of your hair for a few hours. Puttin’ my teacher skills to work

That’s all I got...😬

And that’s valuable af!
Gonna be the richest woman in town.

Do you do overnights? :D
 
Lord love a duck. I've been missing stuff!!! :catroar:

< I lurked for a looooooong time before I got up the courage to post something. At that time, it was a very active thread and there was a lot of banter with people who all seemed to know each other very well. It was a little intimidating to jump in, but I figured out that was exactly what I needed to do. And while I wasn't everyone's cup of tea at first (I'm looking at you, Enny :heart:), I felt accepted and encouraged to participate. >

I am slow to warm up. Even with people who are - clearly - spectacular. :heart:

(Funny, too, what you say about everyone seeming to know each other well. I don't think I knew anyone well on the thread at the time you joined. We were just natural at the piffle. :D)

< I also want to hear about the smack down between Suz and Enny. I’m imagining there was mud, bikinis (at first ;)) and then a warm friendly embrace. And I’d like to hear about it. >

Well, I won.

Naturally.

My little ectomorphic muscles are tougher than they appear.

:p
 
Happy Friday!

I was thinking about neighborhood gardens and for them to thrive, everyone needs to do their part. In theory of course.
Which brings me to today’s question.

If we had to use the bartering system instead of money, what would you contribute to make your community stronger?

I’m thinking in terms of a Zombie takeover.
My contribution will be to make supply runs, maintain our fortification, maintain our fornication :p and keep watch.
 
My impeccable judgment and unerring wisdom more than pull my weight.
However; not being one to rest lazily upon my gilded laurels, I'll also offer as a bonus, my expert full body skin cancer screenings, cuz Florida.

It’s four hours later.
And I just got this.
Fuck me, I’m so blonde.

And here I am thinking oh gee, he’s so charitable with his amateur dermatological skills.... *facepalm*
 
It’s four hours later.
And I just got this.
Fuck me, I’m so blonde.

And here I am thinking oh gee, he’s so charitable with his amateur dermatological skills.... *facepalm*

Don't tell the others. I might get to see tits.
 
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